What are the Best Calibers for the Zombie Apocalypse?
December 20, 2011
Like it or not, not every cartridge is going to get the job done when it comes to keeping you and your family safe from the incoming zombie horde; Hornady had the right idea in making its Zombie Max Ammo available in a wide variety of calibers. That's why we've picked our top eight calibers -- four for handguns, and four for rifles.
But it's not that simple. We can't just pick eight that we think will best service our zombie-splattering needs. Remember, we have two contradictory tasks we may need to fulfill: stoppers to deal with fast-movers, and poppers to give clean head shots as finishers. You can't have both; that's just the way life is. Plus, we may be a long time between re-supply, and we might have to use whatever we can find.
As we like to both have fun with this lighthearted subject and learn all we can about its application in the personal defense realm, we decided to set up a zombie scenario to truly test our apocalypse acumen. We gave our zombie guru Patrick Sweeney a one minute run into the Guns & Ammo office ammo vault (we've been collecting since '73) to grab and stash a box of ammo from each of his essential calibers for rifle and handgun. Sweeney, of course, had a great idea of what he wanted to grab, but he simply couldn't carry ammo for this full suite of rifles and pistols. Only eight, that's it.
So, these are the eight boxes he grabbed, based only on caliber. With one minute to choose, there's no way anyone can look at specific bullet weights and manufacturers. We're just filling our basic needs here.
Here's how our experiment turned out...
Be sure to let us have it in the comments below (we know you will), and include what you would do in this scenario. Here's a gentle reminder: Practice counts much more than caliber.