Caption Contest: Granny’s Got a Gun

by Ben O'Brien | May 2, 2012

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The first ever G&A caption contest features a hardcore grandma who seems to be just living in a gangsta's paradise. Caption this photo before Friday, May 11 to win!

The Winning Caption:

fuelboy1

You down with AARP?? Yeah you know me!!

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RosenOtter

I would hope these guys know the difference between a 'grenade launcher' and a flare launcher.
Chuck

Where my grannies at?
- milton rivera
  
  nice to see grannies packin – they are the reason we are here – go on granny!
Crock Porman

Oh really, you think I should go to the nursing home??!?!? Feeling lucky?
Perry Planton

Screw you Angela Landsberry. Murder I wrote!
Cody

The british are coming!
Sonya Schutt

Stand over there by the cement pond and say that again, sonny!
mark

at least I still have two good trigger fingers
https://www.facebook.com/joe.sobotka Joe Sobotka

Don't mess with Gamma. Peace out….
Craig

Ron Leatham eat your heart out and feel free to look me up for pointers;)
Orrico

My family went to the NRA convention and all I got was this lousy HK USP compact.
kojak

This new iron is horrible. It just put two holes through my favorite shirt.
gnikstaitis

NO 911 granny. If you get up, I'll put you down.
Kris K.

Your goin' be fallen and you won't get up!
James Weiand

WIN, WIN SUCKER, GRANDMA"S GOT HER GUN
Chris Gillespie

Stop or my mom will shoot!
Tyreguy2

I've already buried 2 husbands. Would you like to be number 3?
George D

Let's Rock !!!!!!!!!!
Blake F.

Bingo night just got real!
javier

Nice Gun lol
Mike

You know it's hard out here for a pimp.
HarryG

America making it possible for gun owners since 1776
SamH.

Gerald! You're gonna clean those gutters now or be cleaning the blood of your shirt!
Rich Emmerling

Gangsta my ass! Bring it.
John Doe

What! Make you a Sandwhich? I don't think so…
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1646251133 Joe Brown

Mothers day is coming up… Hint, Hint… I should have two guns in my hand right now.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1646251133 Joe Brown

Back in my day… You could get two of these for a nickel!!!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1646251133 Joe Brown

I want two grandchildren… NOW!
michael shivley

heres my damb life line
Tony

Grannie get your gun!!
martin gilliam

mess with me and you'll learn the true meaning of "gettin jiggy with it."
Jim OBrien

Make my day!
cheesebread27

Granny's packing heat and hitting the street, swerving on some gin and juice with a duce duce!
AZKAHUNA

I may look like a Granny so go ahead and make my day!
cheesebread27

Do you think granny has a shot with Matlock now??
cheesebread27

Baby Ive got a six pence that says I'm a better shot than Annie Oakley was back in my day!!!
HMS Gunsmith

Grandma got run over by a reindeer . . . NOT THIS YEAR!!
Rowdy113

Aerosmiths sequel to Jani's got a gun …
blair

I said have some pie
Niblic

What am I afraid of? Not a damn thing!
Bubba

I ain't your homie
Lavaaron Davis

Respect
Kent

I said "Bring me my Geritol" !!!!
Erik

What exactly did you say about "granny panties" B*tch??
David

That's right, daughter, we're going to the range for my birthday party!
https://www.facebook.com/AMMOBRAT Robert Lesser

MY GRAMMY'S GOT GAME..
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=727406052 Kurt Munchoff

HK's ROCK!!!
Single4fun

Of course "I love you." "Y" do you ask?
J G Hill

If you don't keep your finger off the trigger, you could lose more than 2 fingers.
Richard Hammon

Just wait till my Hommies see this!
Joe V.

For the last time, what's the magic word?!
Granny

Bring it on Betty White!
Harry

"Love, Peace and Kiss My Ass"
Aunt Betty

Ain't no one gonna send me to the retirement home!
K Williams

I'm not only the president of Gun's For Granny's, I'm also a member!
K.Peters

I never knew that, those" red hat society ladies" play for keeps!
Swamprat

If I was expecting trouble I would have brought my rifle.
Cindy the Bear

I made this using my own punch press!
Mavrick

And you thought all I carried was a sewing kit?
- clem Bronkoski
  
  That's good.
Walt

Blue haired, flashin' the horns and slingin' the lead!
Mark

OG…Original Granny!
Clem Bronkoski

If you put down the TV and leave now I'll give you 2 steps.
Sean Parkinson

I'm a Crip sukka. I just sportin my granny blues and flashing my gangsta. West Side!
JIM

GO AHEAD MAKE MY DAY
JIM

YOU DRINK THE PRUNE JUICE !
GROG

Time to go old school.
porkchop6209

Listen up homies! Granny's back in the hood and you mofo's are goin' down!
David Patton

Retirement Home my ass!
Keith

I may be 65, but I'm packin" .45!
chuck hiveley

grannies gone gangsta………..new reality series
Jim Raymond

"Two down , Two to go"
Robertr E. Cole

I've been bangin since you were a twinkle in yo daddys eye!
LMM

Hook 'em Horns…I mean it!
Will Barber

I'm a 'pistol packin' heavy metal mama!
Jeffe' Sampson

Two outs, bottom of the ninth: Exit Camera Right!
Wizardwarrior

Despite shooting off two fingers of her left hand, Mrs. Florence Harper of Franklin Lake, New York, still has not learned to keep her finger outside the trigger guard and off the trigger.
Get er done

I'm going to Washington!
donfixit

Breaking News: Warning!!! Crips are recruting the nursing homes!
mad

Hey homes, touch that bingo card &Ii'll put a cap in your butt!!
Brian Henricksen

Stay still Sonny,I'll Shoot
neil crystal

What! Me Worry! This ain't nothing, go check out the garage!
http://www.facebook.com/frank.demundo Frank Demundo

Go ahead make my day…Dawg!
allen

Chuck Norris's mom
- bontaiJoe
  
  I think we have a winner, at least in my opinion! That there was FUNNY!!!!
Mark D

Down with the Gericide!
r.t. brush

99 Problems but a womb ain't one, shot me!
Chris

You mofos touch my social security and you be toast!
Earl

Don't make me open a can of Geritol on you!
Dan

Go ahead…rock my day!
sgt of marines

SEMPER FI MY HOMMIE!
Chris Walsh

who you callin "typical white woman?"
Ryan

Granny To Red Riding Hood. I got you covered. Clear to bring me cookies.
maxlovins

due to rising health care costs, granny has resorted to crime to aquire her meds. classic case of arthritis.
https://www.facebook.com/bill.sier Bill Sier

The poison in the tea was taking too long, and some people have been surviving. Strangling them has been troubling my arthritis, so,….
Nichole Carter

Hey diddle diddle right down the middle!!
https://www.facebook.com/sdharlow Steve Harlow

This Granny ain't bakin no cookies and cake, you think you're Tough I say you're a fake. Now get outta my face with your ugly mug, cause this here granny is a full out THUG!!!
Justin

Check yo self fool! – "O.G. : Original Granny"
Richard Sparks

Damn. Now I've got to patch more holes in grandpa's shirt!
Anthony cruz

Grandma busting caps since 1911
mike

I've fired and now they wont get up.
CSPAN7

First one that yells "BINGO" gets a cap in their ass!
Richard Poole

I can punch your buttons for you if you would like.
Chris

AARP huh. I'll show you AARP!
Erik

The legendary gang leader "Granny-G" was made notorious after the drive-by gang hit of a rival gang stronghold. In the incident that would later be know as the "Gusty Meadows Retirement Center Massacre", she was reportedly seen driving away in a gold Lincoln Towncar with the left turn signal on.
jeff

upper case "G":
Mark Adams

Granny with an attitude
George T.

No need to shoot blanks here…. I'm WAY past menopause.
Jason krueger

". how bad do you want the purse?"
Ariel

Grannies & Ammo

G & A
Glen Davis

Hmm…when did they say I should put my finger on the trigger?
William Adams

Football be damned! I said "dinner is ready" — NOW MOVE IT!!!!
Cabbil

The album cover for Aerosmith's new album "Grannie's Gotta Gun".
Russell Browning

The two fingers I can do without but losing that thumb was a bitch!
Donnenworth

WANTED : Grandma AKA "lil granny" Leader of the notorious Duece's. A violent street gang founded in The Villages, Florida, formerly known as america's friendliest home town.
Donnenworth

"IM going going, back back to Cali Cali"
Brian P

My Social Security Check Better Be In The Mail DAWG !!
Dale Tubbs

I love your gun, You'll be fine,You get another one ,This one's mine.
http://www.automobile-catalog.com/ P161911

This plastic gun is cute, but where's my 1911!
Steve Schlieper

"Yo, fools, Chuck Norris got 'nuttin!"
Woob

I've been looking at this picture for two days and still can't think of anything funny. Funny, huh?
Woob

I'm down to three fingers and one gun. But I'm still "happy" and "able".
VarmintHunterX

Mess with the bull and you'll get the horns!
MissouriMike

I carry IWB, so this is the only GUN to get near my granny panties in years ~
keith willis

YO YO DAWG NOW TRY DAT AGIINN HOMEY !!!
Paul Crosson

Peace, or consequences.
ken

Shooting keeps me young.
Bohdan jaworskyj

Go ahead,throw my paper on the house one more time.
Dan

Who called my boy a grandmotherf*****!
Chris

West Side!!!!!!!!!!
Daniel Toler

I started the West Side Grannies Sonny. So don't talk to me about Gangbangers!!
John

What's my gang? DEPENDS.
jotaele

lock and load, ready to go
stealth

one for the money two for the show three to get ready and i'm packing this pistol and its time to go.
claude paris

''
don't worry about the dog just hope gramaw isen't home if she is we have had it
John

I told you I didn't need Life Alert
PMH

I dare you.
http://www.facebook.com/arzukunft Andrew Zukunft

you can take granny out of the gang,but can't take the gang out of granny
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1636545891 Jared PK Livingston-Dabbs

I'll show them how much arthritis I have in my hand.
Erick Hernandez

Grandma Dolores, keeping it real since 1956
Michele

This is what happened to the last person who tried to take my gun, wanna try?
Steve

Keep steppin sonny or I'll put two all up in ya.
Tom M

Dats right! You know Tupac threw down on da wrong Ho!!!
gipb

WORD to y' MUTHA, yo!
Christoefur

Nursing homes aren't what they use to be, Grandma's got to protect herself from Chester the Molesters Long horn style!!!
Rich Williams

Two center mass — and this close together – not bad at all!
Joel

"My grandson always takes my picture and puts them on something called the interweb. Am I going to get in trouble for this?"
https://www.facebook.com/nicholas.sikes Nicholas Sikes

Don't f*ck with me or you'll end up like my 2 middle fingers.
- https://www.facebook.com/nicholas.sikes Nicholas Sikes
  
  OOOPS damn smartphones, I fat fingered it and gave myself -2 DOH!!!!!
dko

"Where's the BEAF?!"
Tommy

Not too old to rock n roll, but still too young to die.
realbadjuju

OG now stands for Original Granny, Packing heat since the 40's
realbadjuju

"I dare them to call me the crazy cat lady now"
realbadjuju

"Nursing home? I dont need no stinkin' nursing room"
realbadjuju

" N.W.A = Nanny With Attitude"
realbadjuju

"I'll show that jar of applesauce not to open"
realbadjuju

"I may have arthritis, but not in my trigger finger"
Ed

It looks like grandma got some social security after all.
hahagobangbang

I brought you into this world and i can take you out, peace out.
kcham4u

"Badmouth my potato salad and this is what you'll be gettin!"
Sarge

Hell! You should see my BIG one!
Ken cherry

Granny's got it goin' on!
Jim1911

Peace,love,and superior firepower.
david s

Hang loose but carry a big gun-peace out
Ralph De La Huerta`

Granny, Get Your Gun!
J. Lunsford

Bet he don't do it again!!
Mike Dixon

I'm the MMFIC in this house!
James F.

GIG EM ! Texas Longhorns! Then I'll shoot eM!
Bill Thompson

Every morning at the range you could see her arrive
She stands five-foot-two and weighs one-twenty-five
Kinda broad at the shoulder and narrow at the hip
Everybody knew you did'nt give no lip to Big Mom
Big Mom, Big Bad Mom
BJC

Now that I have your attention!
Rocky the Southpaw

Well, at least I won't lose any fingers like in that M2 .50 cal…
american-american

Rock out with your Heckler-Koch out!!
Zak

"I swear if I go to the salon today and Doris perms my hair the wrong color again, I'm gonna dye HER hair!"
Boots

peace or war, punk?
Clearcutter

And she makes a wicked bundt cake, too!
Tgelarden

Her chair ain't the only thing that rocks
jHole

Grandpa said, "I'm gonna teach Johnny to play catch. What do you want to show him?"
https://www.facebook.com/mauro.cervantez Mauro Isar Cervantez

Slow your roll "G", or I'll bust a cap in you OG style
tim

…point to the target with your left hand and squeeze off two rounds…
hardcast

West side H&k thats how grannie rolls!
Matthew Blackwood

The original 2nd Amendment supporter! or

Supporting the 2nd Amendment since 1791

And FYI She is not giving a "gangsta sign" that is the metal horns….which now days just means "awesome"
David Gary

Ms. Majestic
Dick Lossen

Granny Fritters Shoots more than Critters
Guy C.

How about I put a cap in your Ass !
Ron Cragoe

Something for you to know, this ain't MY first rodeo.
Ron Cragoe

Granny says, Here is something you all should know, this ain't my first rodeo…………
grizzzly77

Which way to the Lady's room? Quick!
James Munsell

Why Granny, What BIG TEETH YOU HAVE.
Patrick

"COME AT ME BRO!!!!!"
Nick Kelso

My prescriptions are how much?! Guess again…
Greg

Grammy's life motto: Sex, Guns and Rock and Roll!!
good mojo

STOP OR MY GRADMA WILL SHOOT!!
SloMoGlock

Rockin Granny Gun Slinger don't call five 0
John Lahr

" Devil horns and 9 mils, doing bingo gangster style yo! "
DBarton85

My pies are gonna stay on that window sill now! Damn thugs!
Tiffany

DONT let my beautiful smile fool you! I got a gun and KNOW how to use it! Don't believe me? TRY ME!!!
Peter Novak

Grammy's version of Homeland Security.
mjb358

My potato peelin' days are over. But listen up, varmint. I can still blow your hide clean off'n yer carcus…
Rodney Hinshaw

Don't Let My Smile Fool Ya!!
F.E. FELIX

"GRANNY" FROM "HOOD"
E. RAMIREZ

GRANNY DOWN WITH "NRA"
FRANCISCO F.

WOLF: WHAT A BIG GUN YOU HAVE THERE GRANMAW!
GRANDMOTHER: THE BETTER TO BLOW YOUR F#*KING HEAD OFF WOLFIE!
Rich

Ain't nobody going to mess with my Social Security!!
Rich

Welcome to Wal-Mart..Buy your crap and get out!!!
Shannon

the newest member to the westside chapter of the tre g's ( grey gals gangs) rep'in the hard hood of St.peter's senior citizens home!
Vito Fashoda

Jerk that pistol and go to work!
Joe D

Granny celebrates another win at her bridge club
fuelboy1

You down with AARP?? Yeah you know me!!
- Ben_OBrien
  
  You win! Send me your information (mailing address and email address) and I'll get the prize to you asap. (ben.obrien@imoutdoors.com)
  
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  Ben O'Brien
  Managing Editor
JamesD

Yo dawg, ya go bustin into my crib an I'll pop a cap in yo ass!
A Martin

Pop a cap in your depends
Ceapea

Yo,if I have to get up outta this chair again, I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on ya!
Word!
Ceapea

Yo, if I have to get up outta this chair again, I'm gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on ya!
- Ceapea
  
  Double post…sorry.
  
  Word!
Angel Pagan

Smile and wait for the flash.
Fred B

"Hey Jo where you going with that gun in your hand"

Pictured is Miss. Joanne Hairtrigger
Rog

Don't think I won't pop a cap in yo ass. Now, eat up your veggies dear.
Eric Price

Guns don't kill people, Granny does!
Joseph Riggio

Granny don't play
https://www.facebook.com/SkazOneHipHop Zack SkazOne Casciato

you got the juice now gramma
Mike Dixon

This photo doesn't affect me, affect me, affect me!
Tree Dee

"I am going to break a primer in your fanny, young man!"
Dennis Coleman

I dont dial 911" Sucker"
TRUCKR

Think I'm stayin here? Get outa my way now!
Jared

This year, those reindeer better run from this gangsta granny!
DC_

Ethel Nugent; beloved mother of Ted.
- bontaiJoe
  
  I spit my coke all over the place laughing at this one. Definitely 2 thumbs up!!!
Wilson Lobao

READ BETWEEN THE LINES
Jim Kitchens

Crips, Hell. Granny's got her gun.
UncleParrothead

This is what I call 'Heavy Metal'
Mike Robinson

1 for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready, now go, Bang, Bang, BANG!!
wesp22

Keep steppin' beeeeatch!
Adalberto Alcaraz

I'm a rockin gunnin granny .
Ben

Don't flash me them gang signs
Command

A shout out to all my homies!……peace out.
jacks1911

Crips or bloods?
John Calvillo

Flash This…Get This
Command

Who needs V**gra?
JustWondering

So you want to play on my lawn?
Bob Rosanna

yuo have just maid my day!
Jack

Geritol mofo!!!
walt

Don't mess with Texas!
Joseph Aloia

Are you Talking to ME!
John K

Hi shot my two middle fingers off but I GOT HIM!!!
- John K
  
  Sorry, I re-entered mine due to type O.
  See the next one.
  John K.
John K

He Shot My Two Middle Fingers Off But I GOT HIM!!!
armydoc37

you just think you are going to take away my damn social security, you damn commies
Howard Adams

" GO Ahead Punk …..MAKE MY DECADE!!!!!!! "
Bryan

Daughters of Liberty 2012
Don

You know granny loves ya so I'll ask you to put that TV back.
https://www.facebook.com/paladin.airwolf Paladin Airwolf

Pistol packing mama lay pistols down pistol pack make your world go round. dont mess with pistol packing mamas
Bill P

With me being on a small pension and ammo costing so much, I have to tell you that no warning shots will be fired.
J L Rich

No warning shots , hook em horns
JohnnyC

It's a 45auto because they don't make a 46cal!!!
DKR

Try the new Blue-Hair Hollowpoints. One and done!
Lance

That's two down and one idiot to go!
Joe

Come on in BRO.
Sarasota Bill

Forget a-bout it, this "Maloik" is for you. "Capeesh"?
skip

get a dg, MY ASS!!
ron

go granny go.
skip

get dog, MY ASS!
Jim E

Ok Bro, Make my day
Roy

I went like this…he went like that.
Jim

YOU are perched upon the horns of a dilemma !
Brett

Back up and hang loose sucker! This may not be my single action 45, but you better believe I know how to use it!
John Kornegay

Granny Badger don't give a s**t!
Marty

Well ! He won't be back…..
Nutnyahoo

Granny's got her groove on.
Keith

Kids are grown , Husbands Dead. I've got nothing left to lose. Go ahead try and steal somethin!
dynamitebd

For all you younguns; remember, you should always carry a backup. Has anyone seen my M4, I think I had it in the kitchen this morning.
Jake

Keep that finger out of the trigger guard UNLESS you are prepared to fire that weapon.
James F.

Don't Ask! Those 2 behind me are Idiots!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001281328459 Paul Moore

Poke you in the eyes or shoot you in the eyes, your call!
hands637

Where my thugs at!?
nathan

Depends! I diont need your stupid Depends!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001487454217 Aloysius Jenkins

The door is there to my right, I believe the hospital is somewhere to my left, you pick!
Dom

OG's enjoy new firearm's too!
telling4

Don't you tell me I have dementia, I'm telling you I am 2pac home boy.
Ryan

STEP AWAY FROM THE COOKIES AND NO ONE GET HURT
https://www.facebook.com/thewoodlord Dave Martin

Yo, yo, yo.. Granny in da house!
DOC8404

Should I use sign language or smoke signals
chfd_rfitz223

Thug Life….OGma
purplefred2

Granny's got her Gun; Where's yours?
rokrok

This is REAL "old school!"
ragnar49

This is the piece I carved out of licorice so your grandpa and me could escape from those terrorists in the jungle when we were missionaries back in "67".
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1646251133 Joe Brown

It's 2pm… Time for dinner. I'm bringing my gun, you never know who you'll meet out on the town at this late hour.
jlbreeden04

Jerry Miculek's Pin-up girl!
jlbreeden04

43 years later the co-founder of the Crips comes out of hiding!
jlbreeden04

Who knew Ronnie James Dio was an NRA supporter?
jlbreeden04

Welcome to Utah!
jlbreeden04

If Ted Nugent and Barbara Bush had a love child…
jlbreeden04

Thanks to my profile picture on Facebook, I lost my walmart greeter job.
jlbreeden04

Hello Match.com!
ima larduss

don' make me bust a cap off in yo ass sucka
jlbreeden04

Where are they now presents: Patty Hearst.
Jack W.

My Obama, Read my lips…….. On second thought, better not, it's a felony.
jlbreeden04

Have a Snickers grandma, you get all ghetto when you're hungry.
J. Junior

Two burglars? They will make my day!
jlbreeden04

Prescription Drug Lord!
Dan

"No Wolf Here Deary"
"My What Big Rounds You Have"
SHOULSON

My entry:
I might not have teeth, but I bite!
SHOULSON

Smile and look for the flash
jlbreeden04

Osteoporosis pushed Thelma over the edge. She now leads a militant anti-Obamacare group from her home in Boca.
jlbreeden04

Thank you Florida!
SHOULSON

My Mom taught me to shoot
Jim

Who loves ya ?
SHOULSON

Proud to be locked and loaded
john

My special toy don't need no batteries!
KDR

Oh Eric Holder, you've been a BAD BOY! Granny is coming for you, it's prison time!
ejsharp

"The Longhorns better win this season or that coach is answering to ME!"
Tom

"Now remember when clearing a round keep your fingers away from the muzzle."
rick

I used to be a lefty, but after the shooting accident, I had to switch to right handed shooting and decided to join the NRA.
Ken Lewis

Nailed both them suckas as they busted through my front door!
Bart clemente

I said BINGO
pgfrench

Com on inna my house!
Carl W.

Yo! I'm the OG…..that's Ol' Granny for you punks! I'm gonna put a cap in your butt!
Micah C

Old or not, mess with the bull and you get the horns!
rickbrixius

Crips are getting older
chris

You Better Step Homie !
Allen

Obama's gonna cut my Medicare! I don't think so!
andy669

You robbing' or raping?
sparky

Granny- a one percenter gangsta in the double tap club!
Jon L

this is my security…government not needed !
jlbreeden04

The LPGA Legends Tour is playing in Compton this year.
jlbreeden04

Estraderm makes me cranky.
Joe

Watch out jack, granny's back and packing
Leon Gallie

Carefull Boys This granny bites REAL hard!
Ron

Go ahead, tell me I'm too old…..I dare ya!
schucky04

Don't f–k with me. I'll blow you head off!
Sorzy

911?…This granny don't need no stinking 911.
James Martin

You damn kids better get off my lawn or I'm going to put a cap in your a$$!
robert worthington

Speak English!!!!!
Rhino

So you're here for my pills? I've got a couple of pills for you!
S-W-S

BADASSERY:
It comes in all shapes and sizes
Don

2 broke in…2 carried out. My home is my castle remember that before you mess with Gram's and her .45
Bruce Polsky

Really dear, could say that again about my cookies being overcooked ?!!
Mitch Sellers

CROSS MY HEART, I AM NOT JOKING!
Ron

Since Granny is a University of Texas fan (Hook 'em Horns sign), "Don't mess with Texas!"
Jim Raymond

You're never too old to aim well, shoot straight and and keep your eyes on the front sight.
Greg

Dude – just who do you think taught "old school" ???
John Isgett

There may be snow on the roof, but there is a hot fire below.
woodchuckwacker666

Yo bitch! Guess who's going to be doing the gang banging now!
Lee Dutra

Hey Homey, wanna party?
Rob Cox

WHAT!!!!! ME WORRY????
bontaiJoe

Meet the world's most interesting woman. Her cookies have been known to stop small wars. Her house cat is a tiger. She is the one that taught Jeff Cooper the double tap. She doesn't always drink beer, but when she does, it's PBR.
Scott

NO Homeboys in my home, boys!
Carpman1

"She's got what it takes and she knows how to use it….."
Jeftacular

Granny: Reach in that bag and pull out my wallet.

Bad Guy: Which one is it?

Granny: It's the one that says bad mother@#$%er on it.
JJ murata

Think I'm kidding?
moosikman

"Dang this arthritis! Anyway, as I was saying, I put 2 in each of the motherf$%*@rs. Shoulda used the Glock. Wouldn't have had to reload!"
Mick

Senior assisted living: Courtesy of HK
Robert

"I shot my two middle fingers and my thumb off my other hand by being careless and having my finger always on the trigger like this…"
Kiko

"Let me tell you what OG really stands for."
John Kreuz

My name is not MARTHA STEWART,dog!!
john spillane

My husband gots some explainin' to do. Where he at?
john spillane

Forgive me Lord the devil made me do it!
Douglas Newman

Hot Granny For Hire
http://www.facebook.com/dave.hicks.902 Dave Hicks

Ride or Die!
For Life
adam

u gonna try to take my purse agian? come at me
Tim

As a matter of fact, I WASN'T alive when the Second Amendment was written. You got that homie?
Jason

Even granny can rock out with her Glock out.
Blake

Q. What do the gun, the grannie, and her diaper all have in common?
A. They are all loaded!
Stormycromer

I don't know which hand is more dangerous…
Raymond

You know DAMN well not to call me Gramma…It's G-Rida.
sneakyfatguy

Rock out with your glock out!!
anonymous

This is gonna hurt you more than it hurts me.
Brandyn

For my homies that be gone! Crips represent yo! Would you like a cookie deary?
chasingtexas

Peace or Pistol. Your choice.
chasingtexas

Do I LOOK scared?
jlbreeden04

Winning caption makes me think the judges got tired of reading before they got to anything good.
W Moore

I don't want to hurt you, but I will if necessary.
Ted Noll

What are you going to do when they come for you?
Stephen Guertin

So…You think cigaretts are bad for you health?