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Caption Contest: Zombie Baby Attacks!

by Dylan Polk  |  August 15th, 2012 69

In this week’s G&A Caption Contest, the crawling dead is keeping you from getting to your trusty AR. Caption this photo before Sunday, August 19 to win!

This Week's Photo
Caption Contest: Zombie Baby Attacks!

The Winning Caption:

Mckade
Oh this isn't his terrible two's.
Sporting-Clays-Vol.-1

The Prize:

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  • https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

    This ain't your daddy's 'Radio Flyer' wagon!!

  • SP84

    Look out Chuckie! There is new little terror in town.

  • http://twitter.com/iMatti_ @iMatti_

    "Forget bubble bath… give me bathsalts!"

  • https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

    Why did the undead baby cross the road? To get to the Zombie Apocalypse on the other side!!

  • https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

    "Baby Finster" was grandpa's favorite Zombie decoy.

  • Nosfer6

    It's all fun and games for now but when his teeth start coming in mama ain't going to be happy!

  • Shambo

    And that gentlemen, is why I have an ar15.

  • humanoverclock

    which one first…the gun or the baby….?

  • http://twitter.com/jasonsilos @jasonsilos

    This year's labor day zombie parade theme: Thank you Obama-Biden 2012 campaign for banning AR's, now only criminals and zombie's have them.

  • shambo

    Snickers, You're not you when your hungry.

  • https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

    Breastfeeding takes on whole new meaning when your baby is a Zombie!

  • https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

    The baby has his father's eyes…and spleen.

  • https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

    Come closer to my wagon, my precious

  • https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

    The Kleppman's decided to keep the baby at home after the "Daycare Center Incident".

  • Mark

    Successful Zombie Hunt

  • Manse

    Hurry, get your Zombie Eliminator Decoy now. Comes with rotting carcass scent and remote control. (batteries,wagon,firearms not included. User assumes all risks of being overrun by herds of zombie) Call 555-5555

  • shooter1

    People with brains have AR-15s….mmmm….brains.

  • shooter1

    People with brains have AR-15s….mmmm….brains….but I guess I'm stuck with politicians and just have to eat alot of them.

  • Nosfer6

    I've got a machete for little Freddy, nothing is going to keep me from my AR!

  • larrye5012

    Silver bullets won't work on me I'm a zombie asshole not a vampire

    • Nosfer6

      Silver bullets are for werewolves. Vampires get a stake through the heart.

      • Mike K. Calgary

        And Zombies get an "ounce of lead to the head."

        • Mike K. Calgary

          Sorry, Larrye5012. Sometimes I'm a bit of an arse. I'm going to add three commas to your sentence. Silver bullets won't work on me, I'm a zombie, asshole, not a vampire

  • larrye5012

    What do you mean license and registration?

  • larrye5012

    Am I old enough to drive,Officer I'm 870 years old!

  • larrye5012

    Take me to your leader as long as it's not Obama…he's one of us!

  • Joe M

    I'm not gonna tell you again I want my twinkles and I want em hot now!

  • Joe M

    Do you feel lucky today…go ahead make my next meal

  • larrye5012

    Internal organs…it's what's for dinner!

  • larrye5012

    "Apocalypse Now" heh heh just wait!

  • Mike K. Calgary

    Where the hell did I leave my diapers?

  • Mike K. Calgary

    Darn! That's the third contact lens I lost this week.

  • Mack Missiletoe

    Husband to wife: "Still cute?"

    • Mike K. Calgary

      Wife to husband: "Just because it looks like your mother, it doesn't mean you're the father."

  • Daryl H

    We're gonna need a bigger wagon!

  • Manse

    WHO CALLED THE BABY UGLY? Just like his Grandpa, bald and toothless.

  • https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

    Be the first kid on your block to be the last kid on your block!

  • https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

    When will they ever learn? I go for the people with the ugly green guns first.

  • Nosfer6

    This is what happens when you use formula that has passed its expiration date, it says so right on the bottle!
    I think we'll send him to grandma and grandpa's for a little while.

  • connor

    MY GUNS!!!!!!! MY GUNS!!!!!!!

  • Mckade

    Oh this isn't his terrible two's.

    • dylan_polk

      Congratulations! You're the winner.

      Email me at dylan.polk@imoutdoors.com with your address and contact information to receive your prize.

      Thanks,

      Dylan Polk
      G&A Online Editorial Assistant

  • Mckade

    That's a face only a mother could love.

    • Mike Calgary

      …..and she died laughing……..

  • James Green

    First the Jeep had to go , now I have to pawn my Zombie guns to pay my "Zombie baby mama" child support!!!!

  • 30-30shooter

    survive in the wagon with the zombie for 30 seconds and win a free ar 15.

  • double tap tommy

    Hey you zombies! Stay off my spawn!

  • double tap tommy

    Some indescrimenant zombie hunter has slain this poor little guy's mother leaving him to fend for himself. So sad.

  • Chris Woods

    Mine mine… (like the seagullsmfrom finding nemo)

  • http://www.facebook.com/greg.richards.758 Greg Richards

    "damn son moms cooking wasn't that bad was it?

  • thomas

    this zombie makes a great pet because it can already play dead!

  • Jerry Huber

    Forget circling the wagons.

  • Larrye5012

    Ah human flesh ….it's what's for dinner!

  • Larrye5012

    And the hipbones connected to the thigh bone….

  • Larrye5012

    me….a vegetarian….are you out of your mind?

  • Larrye5012

    Damn it's scary out here with all these humans.They sure taste good though!Like mama used to make!

  • Mike K. Calgary

    Rollin, Rollin, Rollin, git this wagon rollin…………..

  • LarryE5012

    Well of course I vote Republican.I have for over 200 years!

  • https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

    The baby was slightly more well-behaved than the Kennedy siblings.

  • shooter1

    The terrible twos just got worse.

  • Mike. K. Calgary

    Let's eat Granma. Let's eat, Granma. Sometimes punctuation saves lives. (author unknown)

  • Archangel1944

    And they thought this ain't KOOL….. He He Ha Ha Ho Ho off too the loony bin I go Ho Ho Ha Ha He He

  • William Freeman

    Umm, total mobility and a gun. I'll be right back…

  • https://www.facebook.com/shawn.flowers Shawn R Flowers

    Wacky Crawling Wagon Gun Toting Baby Zombie
    Wacky Crawling Wagon Gun Toting Baby Zombie
    Wacky Crawling Wagon Gun Toting Baby Zombie
    I'm Shawn Flowers president and CEO of Wacky Crawling Wagon Gun Toting Baby Zombie Emporium. Get one quick while they last.

  • CMG

    When hunting Zombies, bring out bait you won't miss if eaten…

  • joey

    ZomBabie…..

  • Mike K. Calgary

    This note is to you guy/gal who are giving everyone a thumbs down to try to make your comment look more popular. I just gave you a thumbs up. As a matter of fact, I gave everyone a thumbs up. At least thats one of your thumbs down on all the comments cancelled out.

  • Tony G

    Forget mother's milk I want BRAINS WAAAAAAAAA!!!

  • Kamin Miller

    When starting them out young, make sure they pick on someone their own size.

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