Caption Contest: SWAT Kitty

by Dylan Polk | November 7, 2012

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This week's G&A Caption Contest features a tense standoff with a vicious, deadly... kitty cat? Caption this photo before Sunday, November 11 to win!

The Winning Caption:

RobertinCPG

Just a day in the life of the newly expanded ATFC (Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, & Catnip).

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Robert

Stop right there kitty! What have you done with the dog?
Charles Jewell

I'll cover you while you cuff him.
RobertinCPG

Just a day in the life of the newly expanded ATFC (Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, & Catnip).
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https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Sarge! It's making a funny sound – could be the timer on an IED!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

All the hours of SWAT training for "KITTY", the urban camo tactical feline, really paid off!
Jason

Obama and the UN's war on terror has gone too far!
http://www.facebook.com/anthonyt.williams1 Anthony T Williams

SWAT protecting our streets from LOLcats!
scott m

Taking time to stop and pet the kitty
https://www.facebook.com/reggie.laude Reggie Bonzon Laude

get down kitty! I know you've got 9 lives, but between me and my partner, we have 60 rounds!
Frank

Retract the claws, step away from the litter box–DO IT NOW!
Hayden

Look America's Most Wanted cat burglar!
Jim Purcell

I checked him for weaons, Sarge. He's clean
Aaron

warning their has been evidence of some sick hooligans inserting explosives up cats anuses. Beware if your cat has been outside lately and has got problems at the toilet it may be an………………………………….. explodo cat
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Maybe we should wait for backup!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Kitty diverted the SWAT team's attention from the two tomcats under the nearby getaway cars.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

I am sick & tired of having my kevlar vest used as a scratching post!
http://www.facebook.com/eric.laurain.7 Eric Laurain

Attack cat deployed.
Dustin Marshall

Today, local SWAT officers located and took into custody "Sniffles", the alleged leader of an international cat nip smuggling ring. He was arrested without incident and after a body cavity search, was additionally charged with possession of a controlled substance.
JIM ANDERSON

Who let the cat out of the bag?
Renee TondreGarza

Call in the dogs!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

We prefer the term "Target-Rich Environment" instead of "Pu$$y Galore".
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Got to break the new recruit's tendency to "spray and pray" during a gunfight.
puddleduck

we got fed up with neighbors cats so we hired our own property border patrol
Dennis

Sarge: "Command says to let him pass. Apparently he's a friend of Garfield."
John Kuhns

Heh, Heh, Heh, disguised myself as a cat and walking right past these idiots
John Kuhns

He might have nine lives, but I got 30 rounds
Jon

Careful, Mike! He might haz a cheeseburger!
Black Cat

Local assets are used to prepare the troops before deployment into hostile situations.
Black Cat

Another 2 years and they'll work up to a dog-guarding duty.
Black Cat

Police Academy
Black Cat

In an effort to improve community relations LAPD deploys a Cat-9 Unit.
Black Cat

The hiring of non-English speaking officers lead to, what police commissioner called, a simple case of misunderstanding, when a sex crime unit corralled local street walkers.
Black Cat

LAPD partnered with PETA in the latest sensitivity training exercises.
Black Cat

An officer uses a "hitman" hand technique, popularized by Hollywood, because no one likes to get blood splatters all over their clothes.
Nosfer6

Zombie cat zombie cat!!!
Nosfer6

Who let the cat out, meow meow meow meow meow!?!
Cdubs

Sergeant, the next time we deploy for a raid with unknown numbers of suspects on premises, please refrain from assuring your officers that the perps are just a bunch of pu$$ies! That's an order sergeant!
NOYFB

Luckily, Officer Scruffy from the K9 unit called for SWAT backup just in time.
stevenwlm

Alright puddy tat, release tweety and no one gets hurt!
alfenton1988

Where's the Suspect Sergeant? Right Here Get It!
JGuss

Look! A fur covered silencer.
Nick M.

When feral cats attack…
Karl

Dang it, I lost my Bore Snake…Hmmm, maybe this Bore Cat will do the job…
Darq666

Following SOP Billingsly began to pat down the subject…. what could possibly go wrong….
Joe Keating

Drop your weapon!
theprofessor

" Dispatch we have a " Code 4" & Code 10-91L "
theprofessor

" Sarge, the cat is right ! says he came across the border as a student.
We can't hold him under the new ICE rulings."
Calibrator

Ready…Aim…Fire!
Nosfer6

Dem-a-cat, no ID, no job, no clue.
Still gets to vote. Maybe they're trying to give him a metal.
Kitsroyal

I cover him you check him for catnip.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

SWAT deployment seemed like overkill for a simple misdemeanor case of Kitty litter-ing.
RG Smith

Stop—"Don't move a wisker or you are dogmeat"
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Frisking Frisky.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Stay back for your own safety, citizen!
Dustin

God Dammit Johnson! I'll put a bullet in the next cat you pet on the job!
Justin Time

Tactical Fail
Lotto

Purrrrrfecting a tactical approach!
Justin Time

From that day on, Mr. Mistoffelees was revered by felines everywhere.
Justin Time

Shortly after, Sargent Bigsby was demoted for failing to impersonate an officer.
Tim

"Listen Sarge, when I said I thought we should go out and, you know, "get some" this is not at all what I had in mind"
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

High Five…..C'mon cat…..don't leave a brother hanging!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Q: What time is it when Officer Jones mistakes a cat for 200-lb, red-headed prison escapee?
A: Time to get new glasses…..or a new line of work!
jrp

Wait! Don't shoot him! He's part of the president's new "kinder, gentler" war on terror. He sends the kitten in to soften them up. Then he hits them with a blockbuster apology.
http://www.facebook.com/999johnston Robert Johnston

Cat-Break Time!
Furry Fur-Child giving the SWAT troopers some "warm & fuzzy" time.
CUTE!!!
–RKJ
Michael Gorena

Getting a drug sniffing cat was a bad idea.
John J

Niiiiccceee pusssy…!!!
Michael Gorena

Freeze, show me your paws! At that moment twinkles was sure he should have shared the roof of the car with Tom and Missy.
Michael Gorena

After stopping to pet the kitty during the big bust, Monday turned out to be Robert's first and last day on SWAT.
Ron

we must ask you cease and leave this is our litter box.
guest

YOU! Put down the hairball and step away!
https://www.facebook.com/sami.barnettmoore Sami Barnett-Moore

It seems to have some sort of force field around it! A shield, try shooting it!
J. Prieto

Ok Sarge, that was life number 3. My turn.
NOYFB

Tonight on COPS
UncleTedRocks

You are indeed brave, Sarge, but the fight is mine!
Justin

No… I said put your PAWS up.
Christopher

CAR-15 vs CAT-15
Christopher

S.W.A.T. faling for the old "designated decoy" trick.
Bobby Lewis

Drop that tail right now Mr. Pus.
Roger Rechsteiner

Remember, Hal, five of its six ends are sharp!
moneysaverbob

Alright cat hold it right there lay down and put your paws behind your head and don't move.
Holden Doyon

New training procedures at the Justice Academy have officers out in the field practicing arrests.
Charles Steverson

It's cool boys,they call me Tom and I'm on my way for some time with my babe under the Jeep.
Branch2610

Find out if that cat's foaming at the mouth or just had a bowl of milk… Don't worry, I've got your back.
RSagun

Catnapper! Freeze!!!
MattyB

Ok, Who fed the cat C4?
john

Cease Operation !!! Stand Down !!! We Said Cat Burglar !!!
john

I think we are going to need a K-9 Unit !!!
john

These training missions are getting out of hand …
john

I think we have found our peeping tom …
john

You sure the description fits me , And not them other three !!!
john

We have witnesses , And you and your three friends over there are coming in for a line up ….
Lakewood Ed

Wannabe's over at Animal Control Unit overspent their budget again.
john

We are going to have get this situation under control , The crowd over there is starting to howl ………
john

HEY TOM !!! Get back under the cars with us , we don't think that's the regular animal control bunch……
https://www.facebook.com/RobertAndo1 Robert Keith Ando

Your constitutional rights don't matter. I have reasonable suspicion that you are a criminal!
Karl

Our animal control office just got its Department of Homeland Security grant money!
Coldcase

Fluffy, you're the damned negotiator! Tell those feral fools to come out with their claws sheathed. Ya got 5 minutes, then we're releasing the K9s, so ninja up, Puss Boy!
john

Now !!! Don't make us shock collar you ..
john

Now that you walked a line , Tell me how many fingers I'm holding up .
john

Now tell us again , Which car were you and your friends driving.
Momkat66

Suicide bomber disguised as a feline. Purrfect idea. And he will still have 8 lives to go…..
Wayne Rowe

The new, no nonsence City Animal Control.
john

KISS MY TAIL COPPERS
Nosfer6

This is one of those Andrew Lloyd Webber cats, be very, very careful!
Mazzman

This is not the kitty we're looking for.
Black Cat

Talk to the hand !
Mack Missiletoe

"No! NOOOOO!! Don't eat me! Ahhhgggh [gurgle]!"

"Wha…? Bill, noooo! Ahhhgggg [spurt spurt]!"

This is just the beginning… duh-duh duuuuh!

That Military Zombie Apoc training and Civilian Zombie Preparedness movement will surely come in handy. Time to see if those .22 Rimfires are up to the task.
hamishtown

Can has tactical bacon?

No way kitty!
Black Cat

The officer is practicing a non-lethal apprehension technique – Sleeeep. Sleeeep,
Black Cat

Ace Ventura Pet Detective prequel.
Nosfer6

The Force is strong with this one, I fear the Hiss Lord has returned.
Cori

We are Tough, Bad Ass, Highly trained, Manly….. LOOK A KITTY!!
ebower71

How to give a cat a pill.
- NOYFB
  
  Why is that of two pages of comments every single one has multiple thumbs down (negative feedback), but your stupid comment has +9?
  - Tarfu
    
    You obviously never tried to give a pill to a cat!
Wayne Rowe

The new no nonsense City Animal Control at work.
Roddy

Careful! They purr just before they attack!
C.R. CARTER

STOP!!!!
Those suspects under the vehicles are suicide bombers!
http://www.facebook.com/lance.km Kevin Lance

Worst case of on the job ADD "Sir, put the gun dow, OOO KITTY!"
james schlipp

Don't lift a foot. I'm sure I can disarm it
james schlipp

STOP. Who'd you vote for?
james

oh……… I did something bad, didn't I? Meow.
Wayne Rowe

Careful Joe, just like in the training video, slow and easy then grab the tail.
Kelly

Drop the bag of Catnip!
Bob

Next time call the Fire Department to get the cat!!
shane stevens

THIS JUST IN – Homeland Security averts potential cat-astrophe.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Cough up the evidence, FUR-BALL!!
Dee Mann

You show your papers or get on the train, HEY…where do you think your going ? STOP RESISTING ! STOP !
Jersey Mike

Local K-9 unit forced to reorganize and down size. Meet the new and improved Feline Unit.
sal s

When in doubt fur-gure it out!
Bob

Careful!!!!….Remember what happened to Serge when he did that with the Energizer Bunny!!!!
marlin reese

Stand back please let the experts handle this beast !
Rik

I'm telling you ,no judge will EVER believe that he was armed .
garda137

Let me see your paws!
Cliff

We are from the government and we are here to help you.
tom westbrook

release the gold fish so we can get you the help you need there is more to life than just fish it will all be ok
Tom

He doesn't have a licence! – Take him OUT!!!
Jamie

Define Badass! Tactical facepalming a cat! Thats right… Bad Ass!
Andy

We can't shoot it untill its this tall.
jamie

You see son thats why we have 30 round magazines, i can kill all 3 and have 3 left! Cause 3X9=27
SigMan4769

SWAT we're caled in and finally cornered the cat burglar.
Sigman4769

The TSA insisted on patting down EVERYONE.
Kevin b

The force is strong with this one…
Mike K. YYC

Yup. She's hot. Call the bomb squad.
scott

Wait, there's dog poo…
popgun

tactical cat exorcism ???
Bruno

Well, you see leut. if Lionel says thunder FOUR times….
99cobra68vette

First the guns, then the knives now the claws.