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Caption Contest: Roll Out!

by G&A Staff  |  December 5th, 2012 316

This week’s G&A Caption Contest features a mobile arsenal ready to roll. Caption this photo before Sunday, Dec. 9 to win!

This Week's Photo
Caption Contest: Roll Out!

The Winning Caption:

"Zero to 60 in 7.62 and 40mm and .30-cal and 5.56....."

The Prize:

Brunton Get-Back Mini GPS

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  • mike


  • Jeremy

    "What did you say about bringing a knife to a gun fight?"

  • robert holmok


  • 1txgrl

    "One Hummer with plenty of Guns & Ammo equals what zombies?"

  • De Beck


  • J. L. HOSS


  • Christian Garcia

    must be what you get when you survive zombie land just make sure you double Tap

  • David Stallard

    One lucky shot and the Hummer would look like the 4th of July!

  • Daniel Manassa

    No one light a match. We could take out a city block.

  • Stephen Malm

    "The "Ted Nugent Battle Jitney", complete with a long list of standard equipment.

    • patriot1884

      Wango Tango mobile!

  • killrtrainr

    "A Good Start."

  • Jeffrey Roff

    How many "Rounds per mile" does that thing use?

  • bobby

    Freeze you feisty Chevette!

  • Stephen Malm

    Brochure says it gets zero MPG – Do they make it in a hybrid?

  • Cliff

    Hi, I'm from Ajax pest Control. Someone here call about a squirrel problem?

  • John Cates

    ya i will take a happy meal and dont forget the toy this time

  • Michelle Fleck

    Caption reads "This and P.M.S is why we're winning the war on terrorism…"

  • Rob Kloos

    California traffic buster

  • Jeffrey Roff

    How many "Rounds per mile" does that thing get?

  • Rob Kloos

    California Traffic Buster!!!

  • Keith Farrugia

    Zombies?…What Zombies?..?

  • Kevan Mott

    "Your asking yourself did he fire 100 rounds or 99, well do you feel lucky PUNK, DO YOU!"

  • Michael Copley

    Major Payne (Pain)

  • Dave

    Redneck school bus.

  • Dana Chapman

    Our answer to the Left and anti gunners and the Bama!

  • Idahoshooter

    GOD BLESS AMERICA! Land where Rednecks can recognize their full potential nearly every single day.

  • Karen Mesler

    Go ahead come my way!

  • Chad M.

    If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour… you're gonna see some serious sh*t.

  • wes

    Ok, kids. We're ready for black friday shoppin' at the Wal Mart!

  • UnkaDave

    What I want for Christmas!

  • Tds

    Go joes got nuthin on this dude!!!!

  • silvie

    Say Hello to my Little Friend!

  • Tds

    Gi joe's got nothin on this dude!!

  • Stephen Malm

    I'll pass – not enough cup holders.

  • John Majkrzak

    I told you to go before we left the house.

  • John Majkrzak

    Sorry boss, the battery is dead.

  • Randy Massengale Sr.

    The official vehicle of the Mayan Apocalypse!

  • Joe Sobotka

    I'm speechless….. :D

  • Jeff

    Brutal Punishment!

  • Dan

    Out on the lawn there arose such a clatter.

  • Richard Stuck

    All set for the Sunday driver … through Detroit!

  • TexasYankee

    I'm said you want to ban assault weapons? Come and take it!!

  • max


  • John Majkrzak

    What do you mean the car wash won't honor their guarantee?

  • John Majkrzak

    There's always 1 open parking spot at the gun club.

  • John Majkrzak

    What do you mean the car wash won't honor their guarantee?

  • Dan Cox

    Squirrel Huntin'

  • James Catevenis

    Dominoes Pizza Delivery in 2020 if the world continues the way it has been.

  • David Stevens

    I cannot believe they forgot to put gas in the tank!!!!!!!!!! Ready to party, and I cannot go!!!!!!!!!!!

  • C Gill

    "Pimp My Ride," returns for an all-new season, with an all-new garage…in Detroit

  • Stephen Malm

    Mom's car was banned from the school pick-up and drop-off lane, and I'm like, so embarrassed.

  • Stephen Malm

    The Apocalypto XL500 can comfortably seat a young suburban couple and up to 5 of their spawn.

  • Lajos Farkas

    Coming in 2015, The new police pursuit vehicle.

  • Stephen Malm

    "C'mon honey! All the doomsday preppers are driving them!"

  • Firehandler

    What?… haven't you ever driven in Los Angeles!… Ride hard or Die!

  • Stephen Malm

    Just ordered mine in "I'll be Back" Black, interior covered in matched Predator hides.

  • Steven Galas

    But does it have heated seats???

  • Brandon Elrod

    Anti Obama vehicle (AOV)

    • patriot1884

      if only

  • Mike dixon

    ZAV. – Zombie Assault Vehicle.

  • pmyeomansjr

    How many times do I have to tell you, the left lane is for passing!

  • Stephen Malm

    It's not street-legal, but nobody has objected so far.

  • Marc

    The Devastor H3 . 5.3L LH8 V8 . Approximate Rate of Fire: 13,000rpm.

  • slingshot45

    dominos answer to pizza delivery in afghanistan.

    • RICKWR54321

      Or Chicago!

  • Greg Stephenson

    Just let them try and take my guns

  • Hugh

    Come get some

  • cam200011

    The city council has approved the new Detroit taxi cab.

  • Tonyabonnifield

    What's gonna stop you, my 2nd amendment and my lil ol' truck..

  • cam200011

    Who needs a car alarm? Not me.

  • cam200011

    You should see my other personal defense vehicle.

  • Becky

    Ding my truck, I dare ya!

  • Edward Levy

    Bogus ! The owner/driver must have a tiny one !

  • Shiloh BethEl

    You must be a true and noble patriot to drive Excaliber ! Excaliber says to all traitors " I'm coming to get YOU."

  • Rick

    I said, I just want a cup of PLAIN BLACK COFFEE !!!

  • Rich

    You want to play?? Ok….say hello to my lil' friend!

  • Jeff R

    Just call me the Zombie Welcome Wagon!!! :)}

  • Robert Pruitt

    Well, It looks like Ted Nugent came out for a round of golf today

  • Jasper Herren

    How are we going to sight these in?



  • anacota83


  • Robert Worthington

    Come look at my lead sled….

  • Robert Worthington

    Enter text right here!

  • Chief

    Prepping to go shopping on Black Friday.

  • Robert Worthington

    Come look at my lead sled…..

  • w0ady

    probably some milfs grocery getter.

  • Stephen Malm

    After learning he could qualify for an anti-theft discount on his auto insurance, Butch went for the maximum.

    • patriot1884

      the Gieco Geko would approve!

  • JamesWalkiewicz

    Traffic Jam? No problem for this bad boy!

  • JamesWalkiewicz

    Dozens of weapons, but not a single cup holder.

    • Lee Land

      That won't go over well with the ladies :)

  • JamesWalkiewicz

    well, that's one way to display your gun collection.

  • marandalynn55


    • patriot1884

      TRY to talk your way out of this one obama!

  • JamesWalkiewicz

    If you are looking for something fast, this ride goes all the way up to 1900 kph…kills per hour.

  • JamesWalkiewicz

    If you are looking for something fast, this ride goes up to 1900 kph…kills per hour

  • Mike

    Forget to use your turn signal one more time…..

  • Matt

    Hummer – Texas Edition

    • patriot1884

      Texas knows how to do it right all it needs is a B B Q pit!

  • David

    What? You didn't get the outbreak memo?

  • Zac

    I'll give you a head start

  • Tim Brown

    Ready for a Sunday drive in Chicago!

  • Nosfer6

    You might be a redneck if… You think this truck is just about right!
    Guess I'm a redneck.

  • Jason B

    Guarantee this trucks owner is a dentist from the suburbs

  • Bigborecarrier

    And where do I put the FLAMETHROWER ?

    • patriot1884

      its in back next to the RPG launcher

  • Scott Hedrick

    zombies huh send in commies

  • SamF1911

    This model has D for Drive, N for Neutral, R for Reverse, and K for Kicking Some Serious Ass.

  • Kelly

    1 highway 0 city!

  • Kelly

    Arnold's new UAV.

  • Ron

    2nd Amendment. to the MAX!!!

  • John

    I think it happened when I ran threw that National Guard Armory.

  • Kelly

    The new Expendables 3 truck looks awesome. Cant wait for that to come out.

  • puddleduck

    real world twisted metal

  • Patton8821

    Where's that JC Whitney catalog? I found 1 more thing……………

  • Mack Missiletoe

    "40 mpg highway, 32 mpg City"

    We'd all be sold!

  • Rktekchik

    Rush hour traffic? Not a problem!!

  • Ian Fraser

    If the economy doesn't improve by next year Hummer will be brought back with this as the standarrd model.. The options are a need for a special new FFL License and armor Plating.

  • Matt

    The new Hummer SAV not SUV. (Suburban Assault Vehicle).

    • patriot1884

      wow almost a "Stripes" reference nice job Matt

  • weldah

    I have this "friend" who has a problem….

  • weldah

    Expendables III Movie Prop?

  • bill williams

    you can have when you pry it from my cold dead hands

  • proudvet101


  • Gunfighter30994


  • Glenn Thomas

    Ultimate Bug Out Vehicle!!

  • don

    The original "Make My Day" – mobile.

  • Rob Heath

    OK honey I'm ready to go in the city the christmas shopping.

  • Rolando Almaguer

    Say hello to my little friend!

    • patriot1884

      Scarface- best movie ever that and " I love the smell of napalm in the morning smells like…VICTORY.- Apocalypse Now

  • Clay Adams

    Ready and waiting for the oppertunity to defend!!

  • Mike

    Trick or Treat!

  • MAX

    The way that nature says "do not flip off."

  • James C Kearney Jr

    No, I don't think a .45 is too big for personal carry. Haven't you seen what I drive?

  • Jesse Albrecht

    The real appocolyps!

  • Jared

    Are you up for a game of chicken?

  • Bryan Finney

    Zombie apocalypse dream machine!!

  • Tone-Dar

    Mitt Romney's ride to the UN Weapons Treaty Talks.

  • Michael Kocsis

    Just another day at the office…….Hooah!!!!

    • patriot1884

      Semper Fi

  • Michael S Montgomery

    Sorry…I'm not selling it.

  • Patty

    DAMN!!!! i know i don't have a chance in Hell winning, but this would solve alot of problems!!!

  • Brad Letts

    ROAD RAGE!!!

  • James Weaver

    4×4 Gun Control done right !!!

  • Eric House

    just when wiley cyote gets it right, thay stop making the damn cartoons! there is no justice.

  • Jeftacular

    Friends became concerned that Bill's road rage was escalating at an unhealthy pace.

  • Brent Letts

    Now…..where should I put the 30 mike-mike……?

    • Brent Letts

      'Ma Duce said she didn't run the red light!

  • Steve

    Pimp my ride meets red jacket….. BEST SHOW EVER!

  • George Smith

    Freedom of speech and right to bear arms never look so impressive!

  • vikingwarrior

    Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Woman

  • David

    The only car for Israelis

  • Theresa


  • JesseC

    "Larry, grab the spare belt off the grill. Things are fixin' to get interesting."

  • patriot1884

    fully auto weapons on roof…..$2500
    fully auto weapons on hood…..$1900
    felling of being prepared for the fiscal cliff……PRICELESS

    • patriot1884

      Redneck Master card its everywhere y'all want to be!

  • patriot1884

    Army Strong

  • Eric K

    When mom absolutely MUST get you to soccer practice.

  • Greg Bgmc


  • Rob Humiston

    The All New 2012 Hummer Apocalypse
    What Will You Be Driving December 21?

  • Rob Humiston

    Bond? Ha ha ha You Are Gonna Have to Do Better, JAMES!!!

  • Black Cat

    I'll see your 1st Amendment and I'll raise you…

  • Brandt Boulden

    Texas' official State vehicle

  • Brandt Boulden

    The slow people always get out of my way!

  • Steed

    Be prepared to fight for the remaining Twinkies…..

  • Derrick McCann

    Q; What are you so afraid of?
    Q; Not a F@#%ing thing!

  • Amanda Wilkins

    I am ready for the Zombie Apocalypse!!!!

  • Christine Moehring

    Have Gun, Will Travel

  • Arra Sue Buzzard

    Caption should be, "Go ahead, make my day."

  • Stephen Malm

    "Breaking Amish – Shunned Harder"

  • Stephen Malm

    Ready for the Ultimate Cub Scout Field Trip.

  • Stephen Malm

    "Anybody got jumper cables?"

  • Stephen Malm

    Plays MP3's, Fires MP5's, Launches RPG's, Gets low MPG's, Not at all PC – In other words: PERFECT!

  • benny_qoda

    "Yes dear, I have the spare RPG ammo, but where are the keys?"

  • frank

    It's got Bose 42 speakers system so you can hear the music on full auto

  • Nosfer6

    Just waiting for them to open up a drive through at the gun range.

  • JMundet

    James Bond And Q Branch EAT YOUR HEART OUT!!! LOL
    This is how WE YANKS Roll !!!

  • JMundet

    If you Guys Love the Truck wait Til you SEE The Trailer!!
    APC 5th Wheel Anyone?

  • @korapeters

    I don't think that's what he meant when he said he, "wanted a killer Hummer" but that's how I roll!

  • Capn Jack

    Ah Hates Hogs !!

  • Jonathan Lee

    Dad can you PLEEEASE put your truck away BEFORE my date this time?

  • Kyle Meier

    T minus 15 days to the apocalypse. Bring it on…

  • Jonathan L.

    Oh no honey I insist, take my truck on your fist date, and have a wonderful time.

  • Jonathan L.

    No No honey I insist on driving you and your little boyfriend to the movies.

  • Jonathan L.

    As a matter of fact I won't put the truck away before you date gets here!

  • Jonathan L.

    For Gods sake dad its the,prom can you put the truck away!!!

  • Mike Stinson

    Man Truck ? "Yes" Lots of cool stuff ? "Without question" What else does thing represent ? "I support the 2nd Amendment"

  • chazz

    This here is what we here call a JEEP ZOMBATRON FOR 2013……….

  • Cantsleep

    Right of way goes to the car with the biggest guns….

  • Thomas Davey

    Hell No! You pull Over!

  • carlos

    time to go pick up the kids

  • Thinman001

    Go ahead cut me off! I dare you!

  • carlos

    see what happens if you try to cut me off

  • Bill Freeman

    Going out for a carton of milk in Syria is serious business..

  • MR.K

    Twisted metal in real life.

  • wildcon

    Traveling light

  • seahawkkid

    Jim Your date is here.

  • Joe

    Kit 3.0

  • Alan Coffin

    Jim Your date is here

  • Al Coffin

    Jim Your daate is here

  • Travis

    A what? a gun free zone, but I'm just passing through!

  • Stephen Malm

    We're leaving at Oh-Dark-Thirty and heading south to put this Mayan thing to bed once and for all.

  • Tony Brown


  • Bill M.

    Official Military Designation: High Mobility Multi – Weapon Vehicle
    Official Redneck Designation: Git 'Er Done (With Prejudice)!

  • Lori

    Perfect ride for my husband who is a sniper for the Marine Corps, love it great job!

  • RT Brearey

    Disparity of force ? what disparity of force ?

  • tkoenig

    Who's got my six?

  • shambo

    G&A + Popular Mechanics= above pic

  • Starky

    Do these accessories make my Hummer look fat?

  • tanstaafl2

    NOT something you want to see in your rear view mirror!

  • T.D.Arnett

    To bad its not a real Hum-Vee, instead of the fake body on a Tahoe. Then it would be worth something. I know, I bought one of the last real ones off the line on '06.

  • Susie

    "I told you" menopause" was going to come in handy for an excuse to have all these guns and ammo"

  • David

    "What do mean 'you couldn't see my turn signal?' It's as right there, as plain as day!"

  • TRJM

    Our new Soccer Mom Hummer models come in Fine Italian Zinfandel White, Exotic Swiss Absinthe Green, and Colombian Drug Lord Black (shown).

  • Black Cat

    Neighborhood Watch

  • Karl

    "Be vewy, vewy quiet. I'm hunting Pwius!"

  • Bill Franco

    "I said, the fast lane is MINE!!!!!!"

  • Royce

    Dose this minigun make my Hummer look fat?

  • Lee Land

    That gives "Rolling Thunder" a whole new meaning!

  • GarnetR

    I just won 3 million dollars in the Lottery and I'm NOT going to Disney World.

  • Stephen Malm

    "Objects in Mirror May Be More Lethal Than They Appear"

  • Stephen Malm

    I call it "Impatience on Wheels"

  • Stephen Malm

    Blah, blah, blah…so I wanted the Eddie Bauer edition with the brown leather, but no, my husband wanted the Seal Team 6 edition….blah, blah….

  • Stephen Malm

    Odd & Even day rationing at the gas pump, I think not!

  • Stephen Malm

    Dad grounded me for the powder burns on the garage door.

  • David Washburn

    They wouldn't give me a CCW so….

  • Stephen Malm

    Open Carry on the Open Road.

  • Lee

    Does it come in pink?

  • Luke Brown

    "…One day Bill finally got tired of those judgmental glances from Prius drivers and decided to up the ante…"

  • T MUNN


  • Amy Gandy


  • Benjamin Lippert

    Chitty Chitty…………ratatatatatat…BOOM!

  • billybob

    Now maybe when I say slower traffic move right, those idiots will listen!

  • @txffems1975

    Anybody up for rabbit hunting?

  • mandoman

    Mine is in the shop. This is my wife's truck.

  • lldefense

    What am I afraid of? Nothing.

  • momkat66

    Road Rage eliminator. Make my day!



  • Frank Barry

    Arnold finally finds a way to use all of his old movie props.

  • Lawrence

    Diplomatique du Assad

  • Vegetables19

    Where rambo is on his ray off

  • Chris

    You want me to drive you to the black Friday sales?

  • Bob

    I don't know why, but I get the feeling Stan might be trying to compensate for something.

  • RICKWR54321

    The Born To Be Wild Hummer: "Fire all of your guns at once and explode into space".

  • Dylan Hu

    is tht a car, or a fireworks display?

  • RXRCond4Life

    After years of internet bulling, Jason decided he'd had enough….

  • Nick f

    Thank God for rednecks! -or- Come at me bro!

  • jiminga

    I always get my favorite parking space at WalMart when I drive my Hummer.

  • Nosfer6

    When robocop goes camping, to the market, or to pickup little robo Jr. at school. New Detroit city is the same as old Detroit city. Make sure you bring enough SUV!

  • Jason B

    Good morning officer, what seems to be the problem?

  • Jason B

    Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

  • benny_qoda

    "Zero to 60 in 7.62 and 40mm and .30-cal and 5.56….."

    • dylan_polk


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      Email me at with your address and contact information to receive your prize.


      Dylan Polk
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  • jjbur

    That's what I got parked in my drive way

  • raptor

    George Custer's Dream Machine .

  • ChrisW

    Alright. Who took the last twinkie?

  • ChrisW

    "I do believe I gotcha covered."

  • deleted9818918


    * Low Miles/ Guns Only Used Once
    *Perfect Vehicle For Paranoid Psycho's

    Belonged to my wife, (jealous type) who is now entertaining motorcycle gangs during her conjugal visits.

    Note: Rockets not included ….. She's getting out someday

  • Barry

    Chuck Norris's radio controlled car

  • Stephen Malm

    Little Bobby set off the car alarm while delivering newspapers…….We're going to miss little Bobby!

  • Dave

    No, I'm not a doomsday prepper. I'm a doomsday USHER!

  • Stephen Malm

    Cover photo for the first issue of the newly combined publication "Road & Track & Guns & Ammo & Field & Stream & Home & Garden & …. " So far we only have a working title.

  • John Poisson


  • Kobus du Plessis

    Imagine this PUPPY in WW2

  • Chris

    The must have assault vehicle when taking point on a convoy. Complete with leather interior, A/C, and of course cup holders for all passengers………. Or,….. (LMAO) Hello, onstar? yes I'm currently in battle with zombies, can you send backup to my location?

  • Torrey Jones

    When Tallahassee goes Hulk on a zombie, he sets the standard for "not to be f'd with".

  • Torrey Jones

    Tallahassee: "Oh, this Twinkie thing, it ain't over yet."


    In Zombieland 2, Tallahassee gets serious about finding a Twinkie

  • Mark McClintock


  • tbmatthews82

    Ted Nugent's "Around Town" truck.

  • eric

    somebody's compensating for something…

  • eric

    Comes fully loaded!

  • Black Cat

    There can be only one…

  • Black Cat

    …Having kids never asking: " Are we there yet ?" – Priceless

  • 10 mill IG

    This time I'll get that scwewy wabbit!

  • Kevin

    NO it doesn't have an…Wait why would you need an ejection seat?

  • Osmany Herrera

    Hmm… Needs more stickers.

  • Ringer

    Dude! Man, we just wanted to hang 10 south of the border.

  • Matt

    The official SUV of the navy seals

  • Frankster

    With his truck modifications complete, Ed vowed that he would never again need to slow down for a squirrel in the road. They would learn. Oh yes, the squirrels would learn.

  • Stephen Malm

    Who's there?
    Armageddon who?

  • Stephen Malm

    The producers of "The Expendables" movie series turned down this prop battle wagon, saying "It's just too silly, too ridiculous. No one would believe it."

  • Stephen Malm

    Weapons, lights, graphics and off-road equipment are strategically placed so that no cretins can vandalize the vehicle with an Obama bumper sticker.

  • E Pag

    Grand Theft Auto 19!!! No wonder some people think
    life is a video game!!

  • Chris

    So when is the mother in law coming for dinner?

  • Johnathan McNett

    Hey Tim, are you ready to go Black Friday shopping?

  • Johnathan McNett

    I wonder what the gas mileage is on that thing……

  • Tim4k5

    Some Soccer Mom's don't play around when it comes to Black Friday sales……

  • Mike K. YYC


  • Mike K. YYC


  • cameron Wilson

    ladys meet the tremanator (aka the compersator)

  • Christopher

    Do the kids call shotgun?…minigun?…RPG?…Ma Deuce?…

  • Michael Vines

    Puttin the RUSH, back in rush hour traffic!

  • Anthony Scarbones

    Get in the "going to Wal-Mart on Saturday truck"! We want to be safe don't we?

  • Jrlobo

    Now this is Fast & Furious!

  • Frank

    There's no such thing as Over Kill!

  • Boz

    Honey I'm home!

  • Eric House

    Guns and Ammo sing along, evry body ready? TO DREM THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM…

  • raynemaker42

    Where do I park. Wherever I damn well please.

  • EveryDay Joe

    Overkill over dale we will hit the dusty trail

  • Redman


  • Redhead

    Fiscal Cliff Ready

  • Redhead


  • Gunhappy

    Discretion and subtly were never considered Bob's strong points.

  • Rabid [QODA]

    Nice, Benny! QODA Rules!

  • dave

    well you know he is just compensating for his small…. feet.

  • John

    The NRA's solution to road rage.

  • Rpk

    Look who brought guns to a teeth fight, zombies!!!!!!

  • Kimberly

    More guns need more guns

  • Jim


  • Jim

    did you say CONCEALED CARRY?

  • dave

    The new general for the marine corps has arrived

  • Dave Thomas

    I look at this truck and just have to laugh at what those who are against Guns are thinking about this photo… As for me, if there were a way to keep this nice puppy here behind my house in a secret cave, you can rest assure it would be there..!!!!!

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