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Caption Contest: Nuns with Guns

by G&A Staff  |  August 27th, 2012 270

This week’s G&A Caption Contest features a group of sisters ready for a trip from the convent to the range. Caption this photo before Saturday, September 1 to win!

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Caption Contest: Nuns with Guns

The Winning Caption:

Once again, we have proof that this country is in need of serious nun-control reform...

The Prize:

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  • Dale

    Upon arriving in paradise, the terrorists were dismayed to discover the virgins were not quite as they had been promised.

    • Mike K.

      I heard that it wasn't 73 young virgins, but one 73 year old virgin!

    • Dick Fischer

      GREAT ! ! This has my vote…

  • Chris Rice

    Brides of Christ, Lock N Load

  • Deano

    Nuns & Ammo

    • aittama

      Yes I like that !

  • Ken Cross

    We cling to our God and guns: any questions Obama?

  • Thomas Hines

    Anne Barnhardt and Friends prepare for a visit from Rome.

  • Jason Shamroski

    "Sisters of the Holy 12 Gauge"

  • Larry

    "Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition"

  • Harry

    Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!

  • Phill kelley

    We trust in God and the second amendment!!!

  • Steve

    Sisters in Arms

  • Lisa Van Camp

    Nuns of the NRA!

  • Bob

    Sisters in the Hood.

  • zak shenton

    Alright sisters lets go find us some sinners!

  • Gert Hendrik Oosthuizen

    The hills are alive… with the sound of screaming sinners

  • Ben West

    what do you mean you can't find the holy spirit?

  • Kenneth Waldron

    Our county protects our right to practice religion. In turn we shall protect our country.

  • Ben West

    Alright SATAN….BRING IT ON!!!!!

  • chris s

    Praise the lord and pass the holy hollow points

  • Dustin

    Now we know why the priest had to move on to alter boys

  • Randy

    "How do you solve a problem like Maria? How do you catch a cloud and pin it down? (…) How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?"

  • Shawn R Flowers

    This is what happens when your kids two favorite movies are "Point Break' and "Nuns on the run"

  • S Wilson

    …..OH….YOU WILL REPENT !!!

  • David E. Jennings

    Oh the memories of Catholic School can you say Traumatized

  • Jeremy

    Shot to Hell

  • Steve

    Go ahead. Misbehave. We don't use no stinking rulers!

  • Justin

    Hell hath no fury like a nun scorned

  • heather

    wheres whoopie golburg when we need her

  • Brad Neff

    You are going to Mass, right Son!!

  • Tom

    The "NEW" penguin hunting camo!

  • Terrence

    Believe me sinners you don't want Nun!

  • Jonah

    "Worst Case Scenario"

  • Joe Pishnery

    Sister Cecelia and the rest of the order are on their way to a shooting contest against Jews for the Preservation of Firearms ownership.

  • @StiffShots

    NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

  • John Kuhns

    You are about to hear the "THUNDER of GOD"

  • John Kuhns

    OK Pope, We are taking over

  • John Kuhns

    Hail Mary Mother of Grace I'm about to put a 12 Guage in your face

  • resident2

    We're here to clarify that separation of church and state….I'd say church leads, 5-0.

  • Charlie Champion

    and this shall be your last supper

  • Larry York

    Ted Nugent's groupies.

  • John Kuhns

    Yes, we’ll gather at the gun range,
    The beautiful, the beautiful gun range

  • Bob

    Sisters that don't need no Mr.'s

  • Phil89123

    What god doesn't kill, we will.

  • pankratzmd

    This will be the best offering we have ever had….don't worry we will save the chapel!

  • STEVE A.

    You WILL go to confession, won't you?

  • Jeffrey Priest

    Sisters in Arms.

  • Nick

    "nuns of guns"

  • Maureen Harrison

    Our protection when The Boss is on vacation!

  • Kevin Meier

    Ya wat nunn? Come get nunn!

  • GR812

    Tell PRES. O We'll have NUN of that gun control!

  • Dadrainbow

    Mother Teresa's Bridesmaids

  • Dadrainbow

    On the count of three, fire to the beat of kumbaya!

  • Mike T.

    New show starting in September "Nuns with Guns" it's habit forming.

  • Dadrainbow


  • todd W.

    Don't start Nun won't be Nun.

  • Trudy Lewis

    In God & Guns we still trust…

  • Mike

    The Sisters of Mercy watched too many reruns of "Kingdom of God".
    Began shouting "God wills it"

  • Joe Sobotka

    God, Guns & Nuns. Which do you fear most?

  • Lucy

    Hey, Did you Call ME a Penguin?

  • Joey Carter

    The original pointer sisters

  • dugiboy

    And that is just how sister Constanza the Immaculate will remain , Immaculate !

  • Lucy

    The NEW N.R.A. – Nuns Rifle Association

  • willibob5

    Nuns with GUNS! Now there's a sister act!

  • DDrop

    Better say all your hail Mary's or you gonna meet her real soon

  • Stephen Malm

    Sister Bertrille's TV fame as "The Flying Nun" disrupted convent life, resulting in the other nuns taking drastic action.

  • Stephen Malm

    The nun's maintained perfect classroom behavior, although most of the boys grew up a bit flinchy.

  • Stephen Malm

    A nun's habit offers an advantage for concealed carry.

  • Stephen Malm

    With a reputation as mean drunks, there's always hell to pay when these nuns get a snootful.

  • Stephen Malm

    Don't worry boys, the priests won't be giving you any more trouble!

  • Mitch Brumbelow

    "Sisterhood of the Sacred Itchy Finger"

  • Stephen Malm

    Hail (of bullets) Mary, our Lord is with thee…….

  • wpnance

    The Democrats want abortion, lets make it retroactive…starting with Politicians.

  • Mike K. Calgary

    Nun but the best for this photo op.

  • Larry Brickey

    We'll be having nun of that!

  • Mike K. Calgary

    What's black and white and read (red) all over? (No, not a newspaper.) These nuns and your cold lifeless, bloody corpse.

  • Charleyb

    Move over Charlies' Angels, The Lord's Avengers are here!

  • Mike K. Calgary

    Revenue was down at the Convent, so a few of the nuns went gunnin' for more donations.

  • Jim

    This is the Year Book pictures of my Grade school teachers from St. Bernard Grade School. And they think teachers now are tough…HA.

  • Dave Campbell

    Don't get Nun Gunned.

  • Tom Leiblinger

    Its the picture of the hit album " The guns of St. Mary "

  • Nosfer6

    Nuns with guns, it would be wise to leave a little extra in the offering plate this Sunday!

  • dandt one

    nun of us will give up our guns

  • Joe King

    Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present the Mothers Superior, class of 2012!

  • Joe King

    A Priest can go out with a Nun–as long as he doesn't get in the Habit!

  • Nosfer6

    Nuns on the run!

  • T.Roe

    Once again, we have proof that this country is in need of serious nun-control reform…

    • dylan_polk

      Congratulations! You're the winner.

      Email me at with your address and contact information to receive your prize.


      Dylan Polk
      G&A Social Media Editor

      • T.Roe

        Thanks! Email sent!

  • suzanna barrett

    Guns N Nuns, hard to kick the habbit.

  • Bmwgrrl

    Furgettabout da rulers, we got otha ways of deal'n witcha

  • freddiesdodgers

    Nun Guns.

  • freddiesdodgers

    Holy Gunsmoke!

  • Debbie

    Takin' THESE to the nunnery…


    2nd Amendment habits.


    Looks like we are set for the panda Bear hunt

  • John LeGendre

    You've heard of the singing nuns? well these are the gun slinging nuns.

  • Martin

    From Rosary to Remington: The Leadership Conference of Women Religious's contingency to Rome to dialogue with the Vatican.

  • Raymond Colin

    Before holy water, there was another effective way of fighting off the devil's minions. Blast them back to hell!

  • Mike K.

    The sisters were cross, but nun to shy of having their guns kocked and locked.

    • Mike K. Calgary

      I mean…. The sisters were cross, but nun to shy about their habit of having their guns kocked and locked.

  • Mike K. Calgary

    Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie……….

  • Mike K. Calgary

    Where can we find this guy, "Judas"?

  • Nosfer6

    To err is human to forgive is divine. To have a good reason to not err in the first place is truly divine!

  • Nosfer6

    Since having taken a vow of silence "The Sisters Five",as they came to be known, found an excellent way of making themselves heard!


    The "Virginity Preservation Course" instructor team, Our Lady of Perpetual Guilt and Misery, Milwaukee Wisconsin. 1972.

  • Strat

    Don't Tread on Nun of Us

  • thunder_lite

    When fire and brimstone is too much…



  • Randy


  • Tanstaafl2

    To boldly go where no nun has gunned before!

  • Mark Campi

    Here's our other habit

  • bill anderson

    Things are lot different these days,,,,, remember wooden ruler across the kunckles now hot lead!


  • Yehuda Alan

    We don't tolerate any nonsense in this Convent!

  • Yehuda Alan

    Pray, point and shoot.

  • Yehuda Alan

    We are serious about God and Guns!

  • Stephen Malm

    In the convent's command structure, the Nunnery Sergeants keep the Novices in line.

  • Randy

    Thou I walk in the shadow of the Lord, I will fear no evil 'cause I'm the meanest Nun with a gun, son, so you'd better run.

  • Stephen Malm

    The "Bad Habits" took a team first place at Camp Perry.

  • woodchuckwacker666

    Praise the lord and give us our, Obama proof, AK-47's on a good trade in!

  • Stephen Malm

    Exorcising our 2nd amendment rights!

  • Phillip Bustin

    Allrighty, Monsignor! Time to load another atheist on the skeet chunker,,,,,,123 Pull!!!

  • Oleksandr Porytko

    Put your trust in God, but keep your powder dry.

  • nateroo

    Guns???? "Nun here!!!

  • Robert Johnston

    When Guns Speak, Death Settles Disputes!

    It's Over, You're Wasted–
    Soon You'll Be Incinerated!"

  • Stephen Malm

    Eric Holder's undercover agents would stop at nothing to get the goods on unsuspecting gun dealers.

  • Ian McPheeters

    We kick ass…for the lord!

  • Richard Barton

    Praise the Lord and pass the ammo.

  • val

    nuns the word

  • Mike B

    Hi Osama. The other 65 virgins will be here in a minute.

  • Larrye5012

    I don't think these were the 72 Virgins they were counting on!

    • Mike K. yyc

      I don't think it was 72 virgins. I think it ends up being one 72 year old virgin. (but I would like to see their faces when they woke up dead and saw our lovely Sisters!!)

      • Mike K. YYC

        ………………or maybe not. That would mean in all likelyhood I'd be waking up dead also! Perhaps i'll just leave it to my imagination………..

  • Larrye5012

    nuns today guns tomorrow!

  • Larrye5012

    Mother Superior;"Alright Godsquad let's go find that little 2 year old zombie that's packin heat in his little red devil wagon!"

  • Larrye5012

    "When the brothers are done prayin let's use the range"

  • Larrye5012

    "No more paddle sisters these students today are getting out of hand!"

  • Larrye5012

    These folks in the new town may not be God fearin but Sisters if they know what's best they will fear a 30 ot 6!"

  • Frank Vanauskas

    Nuns n Guns

  • GuNut27

    Nuns with bad "Habits"

  • Mike B


  • GuNut27

    Give these Nuns an Amen because fending off the Devils Hell hounds is a real as the words in the bible. So pass out the holy sliver tipped ammo.

  • Larry Y.

    Say your prayers varmint!L

  • foxRomeo

    We come in Peace!

  • Victus VonGuyver

    "Go with God"

  • cdismore

    The Lord loves a cheerful giver!

  • Shelby

    Meanwhile, in Texas…….

  • Bill Pitzer

    This ad for "Stricter Anti-Nun Laws" was payed for by the re-elect Obama campaign committee.

  • BP69


  • BP69

    HOLY SH!T !!!

  • Greatwhitenorth

    When it comes to shooters there are Nun greater.

  • connor

    the FBI just got some new under cover agents

  • peace

    Don't mess with GOD

  • @iMatti_

    "Have you repented?!"

  • @iMatti_

    "Did you say your three Hail Marys?"

  • @iMatti_

    "You're going to get more than a ruler to the back of the hand."

  • Mike K. Calgary

    No way is "Kitty" Riot getting into our church!!

  • Mike K. YYC

    The Sisters were thrilled about going to their first shotgun wedding.

  • beggindog

    "It is ALWAYS better to give than to receive…"

  • matt

    Cute and cuddly private!

  • Paul Smith

    NRA,,,,,,,Nun's Rifle Association

  • charles barrelli

    I said if you try that again, I'll get my sisters!!

  • double tap tommy

    Sisters of the "holey" Fornicators.

  • Randy

    All business. No Nunsense

  • Steve Rockey

    GODS little helpers!!!!

  • Bigdog2

    "Onward Christian soldiers"

  • Steve Rockey

    The LORD giveth and the LORD taketh away

  • Matt

    Catholic schools sure ain't what they used to be…

  • Pulldoo

    Habitual Shooters

  • lee

    Where are those anti-gun polititions now?

  • Jeremy

    Twelve commandments? Ha! We only have five!

    • Nosfer6

      I am familiar with the 10 commandments, what are the outher 2 you refer to? I totally think the right to bear arms should have been in there but that leaves one more…

  • TIMMAY357

    Our house is protected by the good Lord and gun.

  • Adam

    Nun one :Nice gun
    Nun two : amen sister

  • Ronald meyer

    Say hello to my little friend

  • JustaDad

    This is what happens when you get a Gun Shop to sponser the BINGO world series.

  • Bennington1776

    It’s the 21 century, we don’t use rulers anymore.

  • William Lane

    MOLON LABE, Barry

  • Tim

    Knockin' on the devil's doorstep!

  • Larry Elkan

    "Comeon Sister let's round up those liberals trying to repeal the 2nd amendment!We will have nun of that!"

  • Larry Elkan

    "Let's go round up those sinners for Church sisters,Lock and Load!"

  • Larry Elkan

    "It's great to get out of the Convent and bag some Quail"

  • Larry Elkan

    Let's bag us a Democrat!

  • Larry Elkan

    Local chapter of "Nuns with Guns" is now in session!

  • Larry Elkan

    "Let's make this a habit!"

  • Larry Elkan

    Let's go challenge the brothers in skeet!

  • Larry Elkan

    "I'd rather play then pray!"

  • Larry Elkan

    We will be ready for the Zombie Apocalypse!

  • Larry Elkan

    The devil made me do it!

  • Larry Elkan

    Let's gather the flock then go find us some geese!

  • Larry Elkan

    Let's practice for an hour then round up the Sinners for Mass!

  • Larry Elkan

    Whoever misses the clay pigeon gets 50 Hail Marys!

  • Larry Elkan

    Why do they refer to geese as the flock?

  • Chris B.

    Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!

  • Larry Elkan

    Holy ammo sister?

  • Chris B.

    Father Steve has been doing what to the alter boy!

  • Larry Elkan

    Save the hollow points for the Heathens Sisters!

  • Larry Elkan

    I said let's gather the flock not shoot 'em!

  • Larry Elkan

    First we pray then we bag us one of God's tasty creatures!

  • Larry Elkan

    Forgive us Father for we have sinned…using reloads in these brand new Carbines!

  • Larry Elkan

    A whole new meaning to Shotgun Wedding!

  • Larry Elkan

    These guns are becoming part of our new habit!

  • Larry Elkan

    We don't need silver bullets Sister Mary they're sinners not Vampires use the hollow points!

  • Larry Elkan

    Don't worry Sisters,Exodus 20 and Genesis 4 both have us covered!

  • Larry Elkan

    And on the seventh day…let's go bag us some ducks!

  • falconfan9097

    The new Catholic school disciplinary board. God is gettin harder on sin and sinners.

  • David Bailey

    Nuns with guns. You just thought a ruler across the knuckles stung.

  • Nosfer6

    We are the sisters of nunya, as in nun-ya' dang Business!

  • Bear Shafer

    Sister I'm sorry I'm late for class it won't happen again.

  • Lou Shaffer

    Jesus, Mary and Joseph, ladies…This shooting sport is habit-forming !

  • Stephen Malm

    Smile sisters! Like you're trying to save the heathens over at Guns & Ammo!

  • Stephen Malm

    The sisters at Our Lady of Perpetual Firepower practicing "Not-so-Divine Intervention".

  • Stephen Malm

    "Vow of Silence? We don't need no stinking Vow of Silence!"

  • Stephen Malm

    L to R: Sister Mary Charlton, Sister Constance LaPierre, Sister Nugent Theresa, ……

  • BJC

    A new charity "Nun's for the preservation of the second amendment" donations required, last rights optional.

  • BJC

    CMP- Catholic marksmanship program.

  • BJC

    The Lord shall provide, we're just here to help.

  • BJC

    Collection plate guard duty detail, front and center!

  • Raiden

    Things have changed. They used to just slap you with a ruler…

  • Michael C

    …Because sometimes a ruler simply isn't enough in catholic schools anymore.

  • LostChild

    Yes, the Lord will protect us, but just in case He's busy elsewhere….

  • Steve

    "Hurry UP!!!! Take the picture before the priest comes back!!"

  • Michael Fox

    No, you won't be forcing anyone to provide conterception for their employees………

  • Steve

    We'll give up sex but not our guns! #secondammendment

  • Scott

    Lookin to do a bit of God's work ! Please Pass the ammo sister and Amen !!!

  • Marcus802

    Do you see the light now?

  • ACespedes303

    Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!

  • DChristian

    We have no discipline in our school.

  • Pa Hunter

    So you think you want to take our guns away? Well what's stopping ya.

  • Gene

    We'll keep our Guns and Religion and you can keep your hope and change!

  • Stephen Malm

    The government requires that our infirmary dispenses contraceptives, but you have to pass muster with us to get to it!

  • Steve D

    Bad Habits

  • William Tracy

    The 72 virgins were not what the terrorists expected.

  • H. F. Kinsley

    Speak reverently and carry a big bang.

  • Tim Conroy

    One more pass please Sister Bertrille

  • Alex

    God helps those who help themselves

  • Jared D

    Let's ride

  • Owljack

    We are praying for you to make the right decision.

  • Buddy

    Nun of us have to sort them out He will

  • Buddy

    It's The ( N. S. A ) Nun Sinners Association

  • Paco Zayas

    Nuns of Navaguns.

  • Kevin O

    …Come hell 'r high water were gonna fill those pews!

  • Kevin O

    Did you not think we were serious about "God and Country"

  • waykno

    We're the McCain sisters–has anyone seen our brother Lucas?

  • waykno

    Believe in yourself, have faith in God, trust in superior firepower.

  • Jon

    American Nuns™

  • Jim W Hendon

    Prostitute? Never-mind I thought you said protestant.

  • Ulysess Reed

    What part of pray did you not understand?

  • Dylan

    Bayou Nuns

  • Kyle Meier

    "we're on a mission from god" – Elwood Blues

  • EvelBiLL

    "…And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious rage, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
    Ezekiel – 25:17

  • EvelBiLL

    "And shepards we shall be
    For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
    That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.
    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
    And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
    In Nomeni Patri, Et Fili, Spiritus Sancti.

  • Veteran

    The Devilcrats are coming to Charlotte and our Holy Militia is ready!

  • John Nunya

    We are all in the habit of shooting.

  • Tim Banta

    We are only going to ask one more time, "Is the Pope a Catholic?"

  • rfromaz

    Nuns and Guns 'n Roses.

  • Boyd

    Guns for the order of Sister Mary.



  • watchlizard

    Years later, we learned what the "20 mules for Sister Sarah" was carrying…

  • daniel

    God forgives. We are just arranging the meeting

  • Chuck B

    Attention Atheists: We wish to dispute the removal of "God" from our Pledge of Allegiance. Please DO line up for the debate!

  • Chuck B

    It is said that, "God helps those who help themselves."
    We intend to help ourselves to our right to defend ourselves!

  • Chuck B

    "You want to take the crucifix off our classroom wall and remove the flag TOO!?"…
    Say 'hello' to our "little friends"!

  • Chuck B

    Chuck Schumer is misbehaving AGAIN!
    I suppose we're going to have to make him stand in the corner again!

  • Ryan

    And though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil. For I have the biggest darn gun in the valley and an abundance of ammunition.

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