Caption Contest: Monkeyin’ Around

by Dylan Polk | September 25, 2012

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In this week's G&A Caption Contest, a little monkey takes an ill-advised seat on a rifle barrel. Caption this photo before Saturday, September 29 to win!

The Winning Caption:

LoDrag

Fast and Furrious

The Prize:

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wesley chase

Say hello to my little friend!
- caller1
  
  "I got this…."
JamesWalkiewicz

I just love it when it vibrates and makes me hot!
https://www.facebook.com/mh.adamson MH Adamson

Here, let me but a little "monkey grease" on that post sight.
http://www.facebook.com/suttonoutfitters Brian Sutton

New jungle camo
- Mack Missiletoe
  
  +1
JamesWalkiewicz

George is imagining what it would be like to have a 3" boner.
Ron

This is my rifle,this is my gun,this one's for shooting,this one's for fun !
http://twitter.com/kennethcarroll1 @kennethcarroll1

Look, I am going to tell you one more time – The bullets come out on this end!
Mike Peterson

I just sat down to scratch my ass
http://www.facebook.com/cdeanproductions Chad Dean

Hippie jam! Quick monkey, get on it!
Avery Lunsford

Due to recent budget cuts the army decided to deploy trained monkeys to serve as unit armorers. Ironically nobody noticed the difference until this little episode.
Rick Cussigh

"Boom, check it out, check it out
Boom, check it out, check it out"
https://www.facebook.com/jerry.lapointe.50 Jerry LaPointe

"I want this muzzle laying flat on this sandbag and I want you to aim this time, Solider!"
http://www.facebook.com/glenn.spoon.9 Glenn Spoon

rub the barrel or I'll have to spank the monkey
http://www.facebook.com/glenn.spoon.9 Glenn Spoon

this is why we dont allow pets in the barracks, monkey see monkey do
http://www.facebook.com/glenn.spoon.9 Glenn Spoon

stop slinging poo and get ready for it
JimmyZ

How do you like this sight picture?
Tony

I just wanted to feel the power between my legs! Yyyyyyeeeeeeee Hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Brian

"this is my weapon, this is my gun…"
Chet Stanger

"Now this is a gun!!"
http://www.facebook.com/Curt.Gaby.Hall Curt Hall

I need this here to complete the building of my Howl-itzer cannon
Nosfer6

You can have my life but you'll not take my freedom!!!
https://www.facebook.com/todd.volante Todd Volante

…and that was the end of Curious George.
Kingster69

Okay Monkey, you will be my forward observer. Let me know if you see the enemy. Get out off my sight though so I can see the target..
Kingster69

Hey Monkey..I'm warning you..the barrel gets HOT!!!
Kingster69

Hey lil' buddy..you're blocking my front site post…
Kingster69

Let me squeeze a few rounds…and see what happens!! lol
Sdwms

I'm warning you, you'll go blind if ya keep it up!
Emily

And I thought you'ld like a monkey over a great, big gun!
Steve Masters

No, the bad guys are over here. Do I have to aim for you?
https://www.facebook.com/trudy.lewis Trudy Lewis

Your aim is way off..let me fix it..Okay, now try it.
Eric Offerson

"I might be dumb as an ape, but even I KNOW to NEVER surrender my guns…"
Derrick

You did what to my banana!!!
SamF1911

King Kong ain't got nothing on me!
Mary B

Monkey do, Monkey see… Monkey pop the enemy!
SamF1911

MIL-SPEC Monkey
ladderrat

so what you do, is turn this flash arrestor 90 degrees, see……like this……now you wont get near the drop you had before……
Jim Andrews

It's hard to aim your weapon when your looking at an ASS ,LOL !!!
SamF1911

My sights are fuzzy.
John Kuhns

Would you pull the trigger already, I've got to feel all that power between my legs!!!!!
bj6364

i got this bro, screw those iron sights…. now squeeze off a burst
John Kuhns

Careful, I got stones and I'm about to squeeze one off
Sherrill

Yeah, I think someone's in for a little surprise…
Russ

At least he's off my back.
Michael

Watch the monkey!
Black Cat

We carry the latest tools from Torque wrenches to Monkey wrenches to make all your projects easier.
Roger Weaver

Don't monkey with us…. we'll make your day …
Black Cat

Conceal-Carry made easy.
Dave

It must have gotten blued balls
TDG

I know I'm supposed to adapt, but you're a monkey, and I am a sniper.
larrye5012

Hey hey we're the Monkees!
larrye5012

Monkey see GI do!
Loretta

It's MINE, I tell ya!! Le' go!!!
cavebabe13

Dude…seriously…I got this!
ccjk08

Ready, aim, Fire!! God your aim is horrible, let me help by moving this over here.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Soldier see, soldier do!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Beppo made a decent living as a barrel-groomer on the front-lines.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

The main drawback to the new flash hider design was the smell of burning hair.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

"Guerillas in the Mist"
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Bravo Company was trained in jungle combat by Sergeant Chi-Chi, the Sniper Monkey of Mindanao.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

The little fella got a strange thrill acting as an impromptu gas block for my AK.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

What do they call it a banana-clip…..I don't see no bananas!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

How do you say "Range Me" in monkey?
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

BEST…GHILLIE…SUIT…EVER!!!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

It's never easy getting a "Dear Bongo" letter while you're deployed.
Mike K. YYC

Re: Caption contest- This is my Rifle… Sept. 12. I found this on another page at guns/ammo. Jerry Tsai, editor of Recoil Magazine took exception to he H&K MP7. He apparently said, "
“[T]he MP7A1 is unavailable to civilians and for good reason. We all know that’s technology no civvies should ever get to lay their hands on. This is a purpose-built weapon with no sporting applications to speak of. It is made to put down scumbags, and that’s it.” Gee, where have I heard that one before? What does "plagiarism" mean?

First Dylan, I want to apologize for being a bit of an arse-hole. Anyway, by picking Jerry Tsais' quote (as plagiarised by thoricuncle) as the winning caption, some people may think that you and Jerry share similiar views. It's proberly not true, but your forgetting what this page is about. Perception. You post a pic and we come up with a caption based on how we perceive the picture. Anyway, it's a great contest, keep it up. I don't play to win. I play to trade a few grins. Can't lose that way! P.S.(plagiarism should NOT be rewarded, Jerry Tsai, former editor of Recoil Magazine should be the winner)
- Mike K. YYC
  
  I just think it was in poor taste to use that caption. Amongst other things, it cost a man his job and Recoil Magazine's reputation got a kick in the balls.
Mack Missiletoe

This Just In: PETA Sides with Gun Owners. New Model Revealed!
Mike K. YYC

The little fella's thinking, "I wish my 'gun' was this big."
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

This time Tarzan will pay for standing between me and Jane…and Boy!
Connie Roddy

Bunker Monkey,
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Practicing safety sex.
matt

Dr. Zaius' baby photo.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Scratching yourself on a picatinny rail just…feels…so…good! Much better than a weaver.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

The unidentified squirrel monkey placing a flower in the rifle barrel at would become a symbol for monkeys-rights everywhere.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Don't ask, don't tell.
http://twitter.com/iMatti_ @iMatti_

"Say Hello To My Little Friend!"
http://twitter.com/iMatti_ @iMatti_

"Who-ha-ha"
http://twitter.com/iMatti_ @iMatti_

"As you can see… I'm NOT over compensating!"
http://twitter.com/iMatti_ @iMatti_

"Long tail, long gun!"
http://twitter.com/iMatti_ @iMatti_

"I don't sling poo, I sling lead!"
http://www.automobile-catalog.com/ P161911

The new Aimpoint sight. Aim at what the monkey points at!
leolady

Mines BIGGER than yours is….hahahaha
Doug

Wait, wait, I forgot my muffs!
http://www.automobile-catalog.com/ P161911

You really can hang anything off a black rifle these days. Show here, Magpul's new tactical monkey mount.
Clay

Monkey poo IS a great lubricant and protector!!! Combat proven!!
thoricuncle

Today, the Brady Campaign announced their latest tool in gun confiscation. The "Monkey Grabber" is a trained monkey that seeks out assault weapons and confiscates them.

When asked why they used small monkeys, the Brady Campaign responded, "We tried training larger monkeys but due to their increased cranial capacity, we were unable to convince them that an Assault Weapons Ban was a good idea".
Clay

Normally they trow it at you- wonder by THIS GUY got such special service??
Robert J

Yeah See! When I done braking this in half, Your next little man!
Nosfer6

This is more fun than a monkey on a barrel!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen…."
Black Cat

Born to be a spotter.
Black Cat

The new target acquisition package. No assembly required…
Black Cat

Forward observer…
Black Cat

Bro, I think I just found the perfect spot for that tactical flashlight.
Black Cat

Pull !
shambo

Soldier! Stop monkeying around!
Mike K. YYC

Sylvester missed doing his gig with the organ grinder.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Don't fire until you see the red of their backsides.
1jpd101

So…you call that a clean weapon, soldier? That looks like crap. My mama could clean a weapon better than that. Drop and give me fifty, then get that weapon cleaned like it should be. When it jams, your enemy won't wait for you to clean it…………
Shadow

Monkey Business ??
This Monkey is ALL business.
Shadow

Monkey Business can be deadly !
Shadow

Don't get on the business end of this Monkey!
Alex G.

.223?…feels more like a 5.56 to me
Mitch Logue

From monkey on my back, to monkey on my gat. Damn I can't win
Billy Barton

For narnia
Billy Barton

Speak no evil,see no evil and after this hear no evil
Starky

With this rifle we apes will rule the world. (Rise of the Planet of the Apes.)
bjohnson808

Speak softly and carry a small monkey…
bjohnson808

Looks like someone's on the hotseat…
bjohnson808

PETA called, they said that this is "tacti-cruel"
RobH

Poor rifle, had a monkey on it's back.
Joe

I'll spank that monkey for spanking his minkey!
Will King

Obama Gun control
N1temare247

This is how planet of the apes really starts
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Speak, fire-stick, SPEAK!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Mr. Jiggs was ready to pack it in after suffering a head-to-toe military haircut.
John

Man, this thing is a lot heaver than I thought
http://www.facebook.com/justin.low.712 Justin Low

Please ensure your sight-monkey is properly calibrated for the range you intend to fire at.
Thomas Taylor

Oooohhhh yessss baby, oooohhhhhhyyyyeeeesssssssss!!
William Shulak

2 clicks to the right should do it.
Rose Theodorides

That is one spent monkey!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Tonight on Animal Planet, the world premier of "Bi-pod Monkeys".
dearl523

Monkey on the Hot Seat!
Tree Dee

The Prince was thrilled today, when his dad the Prince dropped in for an un-announced visit to the remote outpost…….
van jay

"MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO"
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Seeing George Clooney up close on the set reminded me of how short some of these Hollywood stars really are.
Frosty

Hey, this ain't no AK?
SamF1911

Is that monkey post-ban or pre-ban?
LoDrag

How I have always envisioned the gun control movement.
LoDrag

Fast and Furrious
- dylan_polk
  
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  Thanks,
  
  Dylan Polk
  G&A Social Media Editor
SamF1911

This Muzzle Monkey is a NFA registered device capable of full auto poop flinging.
mike m.

the right to keep and bare arms goes back further than you think!
David Swiantkiewicz

" I peeled it, now you eat it!"
Black Cat

Rough Riders The Next Generation
Black Cat

"I'll give you my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"
GDeFazio

I thought I told you to clean this rifle Joe.
Inside of this barrel's Filthy!
Now Drop and Give Me 50!
threefeathers52

eat your heart out cher!
Clint R

I thought the saying went "….like a monkey f@#$ing a football."
Fun Gun

OH MY GOD! Wait till you see what comes out of this when I rub it.
Badley Kaiser

Happiness is a warm gun
Badley Kaiser

Tweeter and the Monkey Man
Jesse

Tactical barrel monkey: Top banana aiming system. Hit your target every time.
Robert C

C’mon, let’s heat this baby up.
Boyd W.

Send it ,Jarhead ! And tomorrow don't forget your ACOG.
fredcheckers

Hey, where did you get this flash hider? I've been wanting to get one for my AR.
Kevin

Its the new trunk monkey!
landrover73

I asked for scope and all I get is money ass
Terry

Whooooo. . . . that's hot!
Black Cat

This is what cuts to military spending looks like on the ground…
Jason

This is the toughest birdfeeder to date!
txpopgun

My front sights a little fuzzy.
txpopgun

The new peep sight.
patches64

I hope this is the water fountain
Brad

I just got to hold on for 8 seconds.
Doofus

Over compensating? Hell yeah!
Garry

I said: Keep this pointed down range!
Hunter

Curious George latest adventure
Karen

Ok I will hold it down.—— Ohhhh I think this is going to hurt!
james calico

Monkey discovers hot barrel can cure hemmaroids
jane calico

Its a barrel of monkey
Scott Walton

Watch my back while I apply this real-flower camo to your rifle barrel.
DravenAsher

Say hi to my love gun
https://www.facebook.com/larry.elkan Larry Elkan

Well I'll be a monkey's Seargant!
https://www.facebook.com/larry.elkan Larry Elkan

He's a member of Primate Company!
https://www.facebook.com/larry.elkan Larry Elkan

I know their would be Military cutbacks but this is too much monkey business
sdp84

Curious George maybe really surprised when that gun goes off.
Eddy

Confused monkey not understanding the term "riding the recoil"
Takiesha

I'll teach Sunnymuffins to take my bananas.
Black Cat

Spend more time on a range and less time on a bench when you buy our a new self-cleaning gun kit.
matt w

Never clean your rifle again with the new barrel monkey, FREE!!! for a limited time with rifle purchase
Dan Konow

Doc, Why does it hurt when I pee?
Tomcat

Why did someone tell this guy there was a banna clip on this gun?
Badams

That is kind of weird flash suppressor!
Black Cat

In retrospect I should've opted for Waterboarding.
Diefst

New gas operating system for AK`s
BazookaJoe1003

"Proof that even a Monkey could do your job"
Black Cat

Another typical politician putting on a dog and pony show…
Christopher

Pppshah right!!.. and later on Galils might fly out my monkey's butt!…
kwowens

2 clips up and one left good monkey
theefeathers52

my peep sight looks fuzzy
Rick Konrad

With all the budget cuts we can't use any more ammo so now we just point the rifle at the enemy and this little guy flings crap at 'em.
ColoradoBubba

This'll teach that high-and-mighty ape !
Tony Scarbones

A standard rifle-cleaning monkey does his duty before joining his human in battle on Thursday……
Bobby Fletcher

Shoot the bananas out of the tree over there!
Don Kochersberger

So, if I understand you, all I have to do is stay on this bad boy for 8 seconds and I win?
Panamared

Just a minute boss, I almost got this.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Curious George could trust the man in the yellow hat. The man in the green helmet? Not so much.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Due to a typo at the Selective Service, Bongo was now Primate First Class Bongo.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Prince Kong had to prove himself by serving in the military before he would get his father's respect.
MMoran7122

Semi Automatic rifle: $1200

1000 rounds of ammunition: $400

Spider Monkey front sight: Pricless
Richard T. Sugita

The girl asked me if she could see my weapon if I could handle her gun.
Charlie V.

the new 2013 sights on these rifles r really touchy
Bluegrass

If rubbing my junk on the hot barrel of an M-4 is wrong, then I don't want to be right!
Bluegrass

Okay. So all I have to do is hang on for a full clip at full auto, run over and rub feces in the drill sergeant's face, and then I'll meet women? Alright, lets do it.
Daniel Farrow

Here let me help you aim.
Todd

Zombie Apocalyse finley over…. Bring on the gun riding monkeys.
todd

I guess deep down we all new obama wanted to weaken the military.
George

Give me a banana and I will tell you where they are hiding
DREW

I FREAKING LOVE THIS STICK!
https://www.facebook.com/BuhoViejo Daniel Lopez

All right soldiers, "smoke em if you got em".
Paul Gantt II

I'm getting cold. Shoot some more.
HENRY BOWMAN

THEY TOLD ME THIS CONDOM WAS BULLET PROOF, BUT THIS IS REDICULOUS!
http://www.facebook.com/doug.hatfield1 Doug Hatfield

Thats HOT!
BradleyB

And the "Man with the Yellow Hat" never bothered Curious George again.
Jack Weinmann

they said the sight adjustment is so easy a monkey can do it. So PROVE it Fuzzball!
James La Masters

What's the matter, Never heard of a powder monkey?
Matt S.

Now Standard Issue, the monkey sight. Takes (2) standard Chiquita bananas.
http://www.facebook.com/rich.wallis.35 Rich Wallis

He's really got a monkey on his KAC.
Kevin Smith

Living Camo… who would expect a monkey with a gun…
craig

Thank god! I've got that monkey off my back , now all I have to give him are some optics.
Doctor Y

Logistics screwed up again. This is NOT what I had in mind when I requested a new rear sight!
Roddy

From my view he looks like King Kong!