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Caption Contest: Monkeyin’ Around

by G&A Staff  |  September 25th, 2012 217

In this week’s G&A Caption Contest, a little monkey takes an ill-advised seat on a rifle barrel. Caption this photo before Saturday, September 29 to win!

This Week's Photo
Caption Contest: Monkeyin’ Around

The Winning Caption:

Fast and Furrious

The Prize:

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  • wesley chase

    Say hello to my little friend!

    • caller1

      "I got this…."

  • JamesWalkiewicz

    I just love it when it vibrates and makes me hot!

  • MH Adamson

    Here, let me but a little "monkey grease" on that post sight.

  • Brian Sutton

    New jungle camo

    • Mack Missiletoe


  • JamesWalkiewicz

    George is imagining what it would be like to have a 3" boner.

  • Ron

    This is my rifle,this is my gun,this one's for shooting,this one's for fun !

  • @kennethcarroll1

    Look, I am going to tell you one more time – The bullets come out on this end!

  • Mike Peterson

    I just sat down to scratch my ass

  • Chad Dean

    Hippie jam! Quick monkey, get on it!

  • Avery Lunsford

    Due to recent budget cuts the army decided to deploy trained monkeys to serve as unit armorers. Ironically nobody noticed the difference until this little episode.

  • Rick Cussigh

    "Boom, check it out, check it out
    Boom, check it out, check it out"

  • Jerry LaPointe

    "I want this muzzle laying flat on this sandbag and I want you to aim this time, Solider!"

  • Glenn Spoon

    rub the barrel or I'll have to spank the monkey

  • Glenn Spoon

    this is why we dont allow pets in the barracks, monkey see monkey do

  • Glenn Spoon

    stop slinging poo and get ready for it

  • JimmyZ

    How do you like this sight picture?

  • Tony

    I just wanted to feel the power between my legs! Yyyyyyeeeeeeee Hhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

  • Brian

    "this is my weapon, this is my gun…"

  • Chet Stanger

    "Now this is a gun!!"

  • Curt Hall

    I need this here to complete the building of my Howl-itzer cannon

  • Nosfer6

    You can have my life but you'll not take my freedom!!!

  • Todd Volante

    …and that was the end of Curious George.

  • Kingster69

    Okay Monkey, you will be my forward observer. Let me know if you see the enemy. Get out off my sight though so I can see the target..

  • Kingster69

    Hey Monkey..I'm warning you..the barrel gets HOT!!!

  • Kingster69

    Hey lil''re blocking my front site post…

  • Kingster69

    Let me squeeze a few rounds…and see what happens!! lol

  • Sdwms

    I'm warning you, you'll go blind if ya keep it up!

  • Emily

    And I thought you'ld like a monkey over a great, big gun!

  • Steve Masters

    No, the bad guys are over here. Do I have to aim for you?

  • Trudy Lewis

    Your aim is way off..let me fix it..Okay, now try it.

  • Eric Offerson

    "I might be dumb as an ape, but even I KNOW to NEVER surrender my guns…"

  • Derrick

    You did what to my banana!!!

  • SamF1911

    King Kong ain't got nothing on me!

  • Mary B

    Monkey do, Monkey see… Monkey pop the enemy!

  • SamF1911

    MIL-SPEC Monkey

  • ladderrat

    so what you do, is turn this flash arrestor 90 degrees, see……like this……now you wont get near the drop you had before……

  • Jim Andrews

    It's hard to aim your weapon when your looking at an ASS ,LOL !!!

  • SamF1911

    My sights are fuzzy.

  • John Kuhns

    Would you pull the trigger already, I've got to feel all that power between my legs!!!!!

  • bj6364

    i got this bro, screw those iron sights…. now squeeze off a burst

  • John Kuhns

    Careful, I got stones and I'm about to squeeze one off

  • Sherrill

    Yeah, I think someone's in for a little surprise…

  • Russ

    At least he's off my back.

  • Michael

    Watch the monkey!

  • Black Cat

    We carry the latest tools from Torque wrenches to Monkey wrenches to make all your projects easier.

  • Roger Weaver

    Don't monkey with us…. we'll make your day …

  • Black Cat

    Conceal-Carry made easy.

  • Dave

    It must have gotten blued balls

  • TDG

    I know I'm supposed to adapt, but you're a monkey, and I am a sniper.

  • larrye5012

    Hey hey we're the Monkees!

  • larrye5012

    Monkey see GI do!

  • Loretta

    It's MINE, I tell ya!! Le' go!!!

  • cavebabe13

    Dude…seriously…I got this!

  • ccjk08

    Ready, aim, Fire!! God your aim is horrible, let me help by moving this over here.

  • Stephen Malm

    Soldier see, soldier do!

  • Stephen Malm

    Beppo made a decent living as a barrel-groomer on the front-lines.

  • Stephen Malm

    The main drawback to the new flash hider design was the smell of burning hair.

  • Stephen Malm

    "Guerillas in the Mist"

  • Stephen Malm

    Bravo Company was trained in jungle combat by Sergeant Chi-Chi, the Sniper Monkey of Mindanao.

  • Stephen Malm

    The little fella got a strange thrill acting as an impromptu gas block for my AK.

  • Stephen Malm

    What do they call it a banana-clip…..I don't see no bananas!

  • Stephen Malm

    How do you say "Range Me" in monkey?

  • Stephen Malm


  • Stephen Malm

    It's never easy getting a "Dear Bongo" letter while you're deployed.

  • Mike K. YYC

    Re: Caption contest- This is my Rifle… Sept. 12. I found this on another page at guns/ammo. Jerry Tsai, editor of Recoil Magazine took exception to he H&K MP7. He apparently said, "
    “[T]he MP7A1 is unavailable to civilians and for good reason. We all know that’s technology no civvies should ever get to lay their hands on. This is a purpose-built weapon with no sporting applications to speak of. It is made to put down scumbags, and that’s it.” Gee, where have I heard that one before? What does "plagiarism" mean?

    First Dylan, I want to apologize for being a bit of an arse-hole. Anyway, by picking Jerry Tsais' quote (as plagiarised by thoricuncle) as the winning caption, some people may think that you and Jerry share similiar views. It's proberly not true, but your forgetting what this page is about. Perception. You post a pic and we come up with a caption based on how we perceive the picture. Anyway, it's a great contest, keep it up. I don't play to win. I play to trade a few grins. Can't lose that way! P.S.(plagiarism should NOT be rewarded, Jerry Tsai, former editor of Recoil Magazine should be the winner)

    • Mike K. YYC

      I just think it was in poor taste to use that caption. Amongst other things, it cost a man his job and Recoil Magazine's reputation got a kick in the balls.

  • Mack Missiletoe

    This Just In: PETA Sides with Gun Owners. New Model Revealed!

  • Mike K. YYC

    The little fella's thinking, "I wish my 'gun' was this big."

  • Stephen Malm

    This time Tarzan will pay for standing between me and Jane…and Boy!

  • Connie Roddy

    Bunker Monkey,

  • Stephen Malm

    Practicing safety sex.

  • matt

    Dr. Zaius' baby photo.

  • Stephen Malm

    Scratching yourself on a picatinny rail just…feels…so…good! Much better than a weaver.

  • Stephen Malm

    The unidentified squirrel monkey placing a flower in the rifle barrel at would become a symbol for monkeys-rights everywhere.

  • Stephen Malm

    Don't ask, don't tell.

  • @iMatti_

    "Say Hello To My Little Friend!"

  • @iMatti_


  • @iMatti_

    "As you can see… I'm NOT over compensating!"

  • @iMatti_

    "Long tail, long gun!"

  • @iMatti_

    "I don't sling poo, I sling lead!"

  • P161911

    The new Aimpoint sight. Aim at what the monkey points at!

  • leolady

    Mines BIGGER than yours is….hahahaha

  • Doug

    Wait, wait, I forgot my muffs!

  • P161911

    You really can hang anything off a black rifle these days. Show here, Magpul's new tactical monkey mount.

  • Clay

    Monkey poo IS a great lubricant and protector!!! Combat proven!!

  • thoricuncle

    Today, the Brady Campaign announced their latest tool in gun confiscation. The "Monkey Grabber" is a trained monkey that seeks out assault weapons and confiscates them.

    When asked why they used small monkeys, the Brady Campaign responded, "We tried training larger monkeys but due to their increased cranial capacity, we were unable to convince them that an Assault Weapons Ban was a good idea".

  • Clay

    Normally they trow it at you- wonder by THIS GUY got such special service??

  • Robert J

    Yeah See! When I done braking this in half, Your next little man!

  • Nosfer6

    This is more fun than a monkey on a barrel!

  • Stephen Malm

    "Nobody knows the trouble I've seen…."

  • Black Cat

    Born to be a spotter.

  • Black Cat

    The new target acquisition package. No assembly required…

  • Black Cat

    Forward observer…

  • Black Cat

    Bro, I think I just found the perfect spot for that tactical flashlight.

  • Black Cat

    Pull !

  • shambo

    Soldier! Stop monkeying around!

  • Mike K. YYC

    Sylvester missed doing his gig with the organ grinder.

  • Stephen Malm

    Don't fire until you see the red of their backsides.

  • 1jpd101

    So…you call that a clean weapon, soldier? That looks like crap. My mama could clean a weapon better than that. Drop and give me fifty, then get that weapon cleaned like it should be. When it jams, your enemy won't wait for you to clean it…………

  • Shadow

    Monkey Business ??
    This Monkey is ALL business.

  • Shadow

    Monkey Business can be deadly !

  • Shadow

    Don't get on the business end of this Monkey!

  • Alex G.

    .223?…feels more like a 5.56 to me

  • Mitch Logue

    From monkey on my back, to monkey on my gat. Damn I can't win

  • Billy Barton

    For narnia

  • Billy Barton

    Speak no evil,see no evil and after this hear no evil

  • Starky

    With this rifle we apes will rule the world. (Rise of the Planet of the Apes.)

  • bjohnson808

    Speak softly and carry a small monkey…

  • bjohnson808

    Looks like someone's on the hotseat…

  • bjohnson808

    PETA called, they said that this is "tacti-cruel"

  • RobH

    Poor rifle, had a monkey on it's back.

  • Joe

    I'll spank that monkey for spanking his minkey!

  • Will King

    Obama Gun control

  • N1temare247

    This is how planet of the apes really starts

  • Stephen Malm

    Speak, fire-stick, SPEAK!

  • Stephen Malm

    Mr. Jiggs was ready to pack it in after suffering a head-to-toe military haircut.

  • John

    Man, this thing is a lot heaver than I thought

  • Justin Low

    Please ensure your sight-monkey is properly calibrated for the range you intend to fire at.

  • Thomas Taylor

    Oooohhhh yessss baby, oooohhhhhhyyyyeeeesssssssss!!

  • William Shulak

    2 clicks to the right should do it.

  • Rose Theodorides

    That is one spent monkey!

  • Stephen Malm

    Tonight on Animal Planet, the world premier of "Bi-pod Monkeys".

  • dearl523

    Monkey on the Hot Seat!

  • Tree Dee

    The Prince was thrilled today, when his dad the Prince dropped in for an un-announced visit to the remote outpost…….

  • van jay


  • Stephen Malm

    Seeing George Clooney up close on the set reminded me of how short some of these Hollywood stars really are.

  • Frosty

    Hey, this ain't no AK?

  • SamF1911

    Is that monkey post-ban or pre-ban?

  • LoDrag

    How I have always envisioned the gun control movement.

  • LoDrag

    Fast and Furrious

    • dylan_polk

      Congratulations! You're the winner.

      Email me at with your address and contact information to receive your prize.


      Dylan Polk
      G&A Social Media Editor

  • SamF1911

    This Muzzle Monkey is a NFA registered device capable of full auto poop flinging.

  • mike m.

    the right to keep and bare arms goes back further than you think!

  • David Swiantkiewicz

    " I peeled it, now you eat it!"

  • Black Cat

    Rough Riders The Next Generation

  • Black Cat

    "I'll give you my gun when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!"

  • GDeFazio

    I thought I told you to clean this rifle Joe.
    Inside of this barrel's Filthy!
    Now Drop and Give Me 50!

  • threefeathers52

    eat your heart out cher!

  • Clint R

    I thought the saying went "….like a monkey f@#$ing a football."

  • Fun Gun

    OH MY GOD! Wait till you see what comes out of this when I rub it.

  • Badley Kaiser

    Happiness is a warm gun

  • Badley Kaiser

    Tweeter and the Monkey Man

  • Jesse

    Tactical barrel monkey: Top banana aiming system. Hit your target every time.

  • Robert C

    C’mon, let’s heat this baby up.

  • Boyd W.

    Send it ,Jarhead ! And tomorrow don't forget your ACOG.

  • fredcheckers

    Hey, where did you get this flash hider? I've been wanting to get one for my AR.

  • Kevin

    Its the new trunk monkey!

  • landrover73

    I asked for scope and all I get is money ass

  • Terry

    Whooooo. . . . that's hot!

  • Black Cat

    This is what cuts to military spending looks like on the ground…

  • Jason

    This is the toughest birdfeeder to date!

  • txpopgun

    My front sights a little fuzzy.

  • txpopgun

    The new peep sight.

  • patches64

    I hope this is the water fountain

  • Brad

    I just got to hold on for 8 seconds.

  • Doofus

    Over compensating? Hell yeah!

  • Garry

    I said: Keep this pointed down range!

  • Hunter

    Curious George latest adventure

  • Karen

    Ok I will hold it down.—— Ohhhh I think this is going to hurt!

  • james calico

    Monkey discovers hot barrel can cure hemmaroids

  • jane calico

    Its a barrel of monkey

  • Scott Walton

    Watch my back while I apply this real-flower camo to your rifle barrel.

  • DravenAsher

    Say hi to my love gun ;)

  • Larry Elkan

    Well I'll be a monkey's Seargant!

  • Larry Elkan

    He's a member of Primate Company!

  • Larry Elkan

    I know their would be Military cutbacks but this is too much monkey business

  • sdp84

    Curious George maybe really surprised when that gun goes off.

  • Eddy

    Confused monkey not understanding the term "riding the recoil"

  • Takiesha

    I'll teach Sunnymuffins to take my bananas.

  • Black Cat

    Spend more time on a range and less time on a bench when you buy our a new self-cleaning gun kit.

  • matt w

    Never clean your rifle again with the new barrel monkey, FREE!!! for a limited time with rifle purchase

  • Dan Konow

    Doc, Why does it hurt when I pee?

  • Tomcat

    Why did someone tell this guy there was a banna clip on this gun?

  • Badams

    That is kind of weird flash suppressor!

  • Black Cat

    In retrospect I should've opted for Waterboarding.

  • Diefst

    New gas operating system for AK`s

  • BazookaJoe1003

    "Proof that even a Monkey could do your job"

  • Black Cat

    Another typical politician putting on a dog and pony show…

  • Christopher

    Pppshah right!!.. and later on Galils might fly out my monkey's butt!…

  • kwowens

    2 clips up and one left good monkey

  • theefeathers52

    my peep sight looks fuzzy

  • Rick Konrad

    With all the budget cuts we can't use any more ammo so now we just point the rifle at the enemy and this little guy flings crap at 'em.

  • ColoradoBubba

    This'll teach that high-and-mighty ape !

  • Tony Scarbones

    A standard rifle-cleaning monkey does his duty before joining his human in battle on Thursday……

  • Bobby Fletcher

    Shoot the bananas out of the tree over there!

  • Don Kochersberger

    So, if I understand you, all I have to do is stay on this bad boy for 8 seconds and I win?

  • Panamared

    Just a minute boss, I almost got this.

  • Stephen Malm

    Curious George could trust the man in the yellow hat. The man in the green helmet? Not so much.

  • Stephen Malm

    Due to a typo at the Selective Service, Bongo was now Primate First Class Bongo.

  • Stephen Malm

    Prince Kong had to prove himself by serving in the military before he would get his father's respect.

  • MMoran7122

    Semi Automatic rifle: $1200

    1000 rounds of ammunition: $400

    Spider Monkey front sight: Pricless

  • Richard T. Sugita

    The girl asked me if she could see my weapon if I could handle her gun.

  • Charlie V.

    the new 2013 sights on these rifles r really touchy

  • Bluegrass

    If rubbing my junk on the hot barrel of an M-4 is wrong, then I don't want to be right!

  • Bluegrass

    Okay. So all I have to do is hang on for a full clip at full auto, run over and rub feces in the drill sergeant's face, and then I'll meet women? Alright, lets do it.

  • Daniel Farrow

    Here let me help you aim.

  • Todd

    Zombie Apocalyse finley over…. Bring on the gun riding monkeys.

  • todd

    I guess deep down we all new obama wanted to weaken the military.

  • George

    Give me a banana and I will tell you where they are hiding

  • DREW


  • Daniel Lopez

    All right soldiers, "smoke em if you got em".

  • Paul Gantt II

    I'm getting cold. Shoot some more.



  • Doug Hatfield

    Thats HOT!

  • BradleyB

    And the "Man with the Yellow Hat" never bothered Curious George again.

  • Jack Weinmann

    they said the sight adjustment is so easy a monkey can do it. So PROVE it Fuzzball!

  • James La Masters

    What's the matter, Never heard of a powder monkey?

  • Matt S.

    Now Standard Issue, the monkey sight. Takes (2) standard Chiquita bananas.

  • Rich Wallis

    He's really got a monkey on his KAC.

  • Kevin Smith

    Living Camo… who would expect a monkey with a gun…

  • craig

    Thank god! I've got that monkey off my back , now all I have to give him are some optics.

  • Doctor Y

    Logistics screwed up again. This is NOT what I had in mind when I requested a new rear sight!

  • Roddy

    From my view he looks like King Kong!

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