Caption Contest: Ladies’ Gun Club

by Dylan Polk | October 30, 2012

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In this week's G&A Caption Contest, we meet a group of ladies who'd rather meet over guns than books or quilts. Caption this photo before Saturday, November 3 to win!

The Winning Caption:

Michael Gorena

After reading Rough Riders by Roosevelt the romance novel book club took a slight turn.

The Prize:

Champion Re-Stick Target (25-pack)

Simplify life at the range with Champion's peel-and-stick paper targets. For more info, check out Champion Target.

http://www.facebook.com/King.Ty.OSK Ty Killjoy Brummitt

"You see, Beth, I prefer rimfire because they tend to make less of a mess for you to clean up after the burglar's body is removed."
Lance M HIllier, Sr

We are prepared for theREAL war on women, if Sharia becomes accepted in OUR homeland…
http://www.facebook.com/jlucht Joe Lucht

WHAT ARE YOU DOING..? Don't load that in here…
James A. Buck

This one time at the range ……
chris

see gladys this is how big he said it was next time he lies i'm going to borrow that weapon and shoot his ass.and yes your tupperware orders are filled and i'm going to shoot who ever doesn't have my money by tuesday..
PJP1963

Screw "50 Shades Grey" guns are the real "mommy porn".
Stunt

Rhonda: Ran into my exhusband yesterday… unfortunately, after running over him again it didn't work.
Shirley: Time to try something new.
http://www.facebook.com/lucy.espinoza.731 Lucy Espinoza

Aint' Nobody Got Time for Tea!!
robert

cheat on me again I thank not
PJP1963

"Fifty Shades of Smith & Wesson"
PJP1963

I just told him, "the next time you leave the toilet seat up…."
auberjunois

"I always add just a little bit of lemon zest because it helps with Earl's indigestion"
Bob Davin

Alice and I prefer the longer barreled "wheel guns" because of the longer sight plane, making it much more accurate and making us perennial winners when we shoot Ladies Night at the club.
Windwalker

"Yes Amanda and now Feinstein wants to take our semi automatic weapons away. I thought she was help us fight the war on women. What's up with her?"
Windwalker

"Yes Amanda and now Feinstein wants to take our semi automatic weapons away. I thought she was helping us fight the war on women. What's up with her?"
Ronnie Boyd

Ok lady's 2 things. First Its all about the double tap..And yes that is realy a 6$100 inch barrel
Wayne Rowe

So its agreed, we yell "Please Freeze" before we blast their ass.
Nosfer6

And the best part is these don't need battery's!
joelsteinbach

aren't these gunware parties fun
infidel4life

Ya know that poker game our husbands have on Wednesday nights? Well, now we ARE invited.
Hud

OK girls time to lock and load!
Hud

Betty, just slide one bullet into each one of those little holes in that round thing.
CodyL

"…and ladies I swear his Revolver was THIS BIG!"
Black Cat

Oh no Darla, no one will be shooting blanks here.
James M.

Forget the fun party, this is the gun party!
Snake Plissken

Those sons of bucks think they can stay out all night drinking and bowling do they?
Black Cat

You take care of my husband Carol and Cindy will take care of Lisa's and round and round we go and no one is the wiser.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

"The Real Housewives of Phoenix, Arizona"
Black Cat

Now that we've got our husbands' guns I say we go after their remote controls…
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Six-shooter Sister Wives.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Ever since Leticia dissed the bridge club, sportsmanship took an ugly turn.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

What were the odds that all five of Ernest's wives would belong to the same quilting circle?
Black Cat

And Clint goes, "Go ahead make my day." I got so excited I almost peed my pants…
Black Cat

Teachers Lounge
Black Cat

First Wives Club
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

The ladies shared recipes for ballistic gelatin and their favorite pizza delivery boys.
MisanthropiLuv

Woman with glasses: So, have y'all seen barbs son? I tell ya he's this big…
woman loading gun: oh ain't that precious <3
All: mhmm
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

So….anyone want to know just where Mozambique really is?
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

…..and I said "Mister, the only thing around here that's going to get spread is some lead".
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Five women that I've never crossed handling guns? Very sexy!
Nosfer6

When the Mary Kay didn't work the ladies thought they would try something that their husbands would really like to get their hands on!
Nosfer6

Suffragettes darker side.
Keven John

Now, who wants a margarita?
Tds

YOUR HUSBAND DID WHAT TO YOU AGAIN?!!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Just like drinking and driving, handling a gun and talking about "The Relationship" don't mix.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Who's got a big enough getaway mini-van?
Triple4leverage

"This ain't no Tupperware party"
Triple4leverage

"Door to door salesman season is starting early this year"
connor

Mm oh yeah,what a night

Oh yes it's ladies night
And the feeling's right
Oh yes it's ladies night
Oh what a night
Dan

The "new" type of tupperware party.
Black Cat

A split second before the woman on the far right blew off her kneecap the woman in glasses said: "Ladies there's just something amazing about holding 8" of pure power in your hands."
peter

"oh yeah?, well my husband's magnum is this long!"
joe propst

With these at our sides they will always complement our cooking no matter what .
https://www.facebook.com/kgoetowski Killian Goetowski

It slices, dices, and makes Julienne fries!
John Tobin

He sais "it's this big"……so I blew it off
http://www.facebook.com/kraheemm Khalki Raheem Magadalakadi

"And you see girls, this is the basic staple of the American Society."
Michael Gorena

After reading Rough Riders by Roosevelt the romance novel book club took a slight turn.
- dylan_polk
  
  Congratulations! You're the winner.
  
  Email me at dylan.polk@imoutdoors.com with your address and contact information to receive your prize.
  
  Thanks,
  
  Dylan Polk
  G&A Social Media Editor
  - Michael Gorena
    
    Thanks alot, my email is on its way!
Bill Griffiths

No Martha, it isn't ready, fire, aim!!!
Bill Griffiths

Now remember girls, it's front sight, front sight, squeeze.
Michael Gorena

Next week ladies , we'll be discussing 1911s.
milk_1@msn.com

No Betty, filling the dishwasher with Hoppe's No9 sovent isn't a good idea!
ysman

When I hand the cheatin' S.O.B. the cokkies, THAT's YOUR CUE!
ysman

NONE of these are as big as the guys claimed!
John

No, contrary to what you've been told the short barrels are 2 inches long.
This is 6 inches, the same as the ones you are caressing.
PackinMomma

So we've got this straight? When our hubbies take us to the range we say, "Oh, MY I don't think I could handle anything THIS big."
oldtexasdude

Keeping America Safe… one household at a time.
UncleB

Why have a Pampered Chef party, when you can have a pampered shot party?
J. Miller

The cure for Menopause!
scrompii

Now Martha, if you put the gun in the middle of the cake the guards will never find it
Dan

Betsy came up with a new idea for the neighborhood watch.
Dan

How much do you think we can get for my husband's gun collection?
gangsta

Whats wrong with a picture of 5 women with 5 guns?
there's only 3 boxes of ammo
bst08051

Remember – the contolled pair is best way to stretch your ammo dollar!
Lost Forty

Ladies, these pistols will sell better than any Avon product any day!
Black Cat

The all new "Truth or Dare", now with consequences.
Black Cat

STEEL Magnolias
J.S

Kiss this all good bye if Obama is re-elected.
J.S

The gift that keeps on given.
thethinkingmetalhead

Remember, ladies it's all about tight groupings….
locolawyer

All my exes live in Texas . . . that's why I'm hidin' out in Tennessee.
SemperFlyBoy

I know…such a limited choice of colors. Only brass or nickle.
Black Cat

You never forget your first…
Mike Quinn

Just imagine if the guys actually went to bingo to check up on us!
cameron Wilson

and just think the boys think we are at book club
cameron Wilson

now isn't this better than tupperware?
NOYFB

Alright ladies, it's decided. Anyone posting more than a few stupid comments on G&A's caption contest will be dealt with appropriately.
http://twitter.com/iMatti_ @iMatti_

Tough PTA meeting!
http://twitter.com/iMatti_ @iMatti_

Women's suffrage… or death!
http://twitter.com/iMatti_ @iMatti_

Test — My last couple of comments are being deleted for no reason.
- Black Cat
  
  Annoying, isn't it. Had the same thing happen to me.
http://twitter.com/iMatti_ @iMatti_

What?! She wore white after Labor Day?
TRUTH-8

Feminists for 2nd Amendment ( 1st Amendment need not apply ).
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If anyone thinks I'm off my rocker take a look at everyone's ratings. Someone needs to find a sense of humor and cheer up.
Steven M Davis

The only thing is, this type of knitting involves cutting out the 10 ring, ….ladies!
derekavl

So you see ladies, size really does matter.
Robert E Hanley Jr

Now girls if those men don't come home on time tonight they will be in store for one hellava surprise!
shooter3034

"You missed him by this much".
Jeremy

The Daughters of the American Revolution take their heritage very seriously.
Dennis Diaz

And ladies after we shoot our revolvers we wiil knit some holsters.
Mike Ratcliff

Bachelorette party.
Guest

Forget the Caliber of the Man stuff! I want one with a bore like THIS!
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=8824289 C.k. Kelvin Wong

(the women of the left said) Hey Gladys, should I use hollow point or FMJ if I found my husband cheating on me?
(the women in the the middle said) Well Eleanor, picking the ammo is not important, it's a matter of where you hit him.
Black Cat

Hell has no fury like a woman scorned.
Black Cat

Post election cover of Good Housekeeping
Brandon P

Ok, just remember 30 paces, about this big, then turn and shoot. This will settle the argument who's potato salad recipe is better once and for all.
Dave Y

Yes, ladies, size DOES matter!
Dave

Sure, Dad cleaning his shotgun on the front porch has SOME impact, but Mom loading a handgun in the living room is REALLY gonna scare the boy!
Mark

Size DOES matter!
Mack Missieltoe

"I tell you, Grettle, I feel OG when I hold my husband's revolver sideways."

"I know what you mean, Brenda,. Just yesterday I learned how to shoot and I hit that bullseye dead-center. I haven't had that much fun since my honeymoon!"

"Grettle, calm down now. We can't go telling our husbands about our new-found hobby. We have to maintain our Shoe Fund."
Mack Missieltoe

At one point in history MADD took themselves a bit too seriously.
R.D.WYLIE

NOW GIRLS OUR HUSBAND'S WILL DO THIER HONEY DO LIST'S!!!