Caption Contest: Holster Kludge

by Dylan Polk | August 22, 2012

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In this week's G&A Caption Contest, one gun owner has used a little creativity after apparently losing his holster. Caption this photo before Sunday, August 26 to win!

The Winning Caption:

Tim Moore

And you laughed when you heard I was wearing a thong.

The Prize:

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Kevin Smith

If the shoe fits…..
- Randy Bridges
  
  I reach for my flip flop and then I go "pop pop".
Dick Whitmer

In times of Emergency, Improvise !!
https://www.facebook.com/troy.everette.1 Troy Everette

"Improvise & Overcome!"
https://www.facebook.com/joe.sobotka Joe Sobotka

There,,, I fixed it!
Tim Moore

And you laughed when you heard I was wearing a thong.
- dylan_polk
  
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https://www.facebook.com/markej Mark E. Johnson

Foot soldier
sean roberts

Flip flop justice!
sean roberts

Id like you to meet our new deputy….deputy flip flop..
jim gamble

When you need to walk . . . .
Tracy H

Waisting away again in Margaritaville! (Waisting misspelled for pun effect.)
Steve Beck

It takes a little sole to pull that off!!
sean roberts

Its a shoe, its a holster and it can even julienne potatoes ….. call now, suplies are limited… it can be yours for the rock bottom price of $2.99. But wait.! If you call now we will send another free of charge. You just pay shipping and handling. Thats right you get two for the price of one. CALLLLLLL NOWWWW!
Jared

Glocks, now brought to you by Crocs.
Heather

LMAO "The Thong Song"

"He left dumps like a truck truck truck
Beer-Belly like what what what
All night long
Let me see that thong"
Agent Irish

WHAT'S UP WITH EVERYONE WEARING GUN HOLSTERS ON THEIR FEET THESE DAYS? ESPECIALLY ON THE BEACHES!
Paul

When the last shoe drops…BE READY!
John B

You just 'flip' it out and 'flop' it back in ……..
john

hill billy holster use what you got handy
Rick

PETA should be happy…At least I didn't make it out of a CROC!
https://www.facebook.com/pcnotpc59 Phil Corbin

"I just can't figure out why my pistol smells like dirty feet!"
Jonathan Williams

Because of hard economic times. we now have the newly introduced "Glock Flop" get em now while they last.
Kailess69

Glock more gun then most can sandal.
https://www.facebook.com/rick.o.brenner Rick Brenner

"Blew out my flip flop, watched my new glock drop"
barry

HipFlop,the new fast draw multi use tactical holster
Keith

"Stop! Stink your hands in the air where I can see them."
http://www.facebook.com/glenn.spoon.9 Glenn Spoon

if the lead dont stop 'em the smell will
jtltetmt

If your flip flops double as a holster for your gun, you might be a redneck.
Rachael

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!
john carpenter

You know you're a redneck if….
http://twitter.com/iMatti_ @iMatti_

"Never flip-flops, ever. And no wire hangers."
http://twitter.com/iMatti_ @iMatti_

"Just like socks and sandals are out, guns and sandals are out too!"
http://twitter.com/iMatti_ @iMatti_

"Would covering it with a sock be considered concealed carry?"
http://twitter.com/iMatti_ @iMatti_

"If Boy George had a holster…???"
http://twitter.com/iMatti_ @iMatti_

"What this work with Crocs?"
John Roehner

"I normally use bandaids for the backstrap, but had to use 'em on my foot!"
gregory chervenak

better watch it i have a itchy trigger finger
Nosfer6

I am flip-flopping a little on the repurposing of this device!
Johnny D

advertisement – "New rig fights crime and Dunlops Disease" His belly dun lops over his belt.
Rich O

If you think that a flip-flop and the belt you made at summer camp in junior high makes a good holster for your 9mm….you just might be a red-neck!!
whocaresaboutit

i'm glad i don't have a hang-nail or i might have a scratch on my new gun.
david

blame obama
Debbie

Holds my gun AND my foot!
JamesWalkiewicz

Every time I do a flip, the glock in the flop drops down to my sock.
JamesWalkiewicz

This man lost his left foot, but found a new use for his spare flip flop.
Larrye5012

Just in case the felon decides to flee!
Larrye5012

if you like this then you should see how I holster my Uzi!
Larrye5012

The lady on the beach with one flip flop that's my wife!
Larrye5012

Okay laugh if you want but My 380s in my jockstrap
Jim T

Honey !!!! Where's my DUCT TAPE ????
Chris

I got my Glock and my flippy floppy!
double tap tommy

His ruck sack is a pair of granny panties!
Kristina Nichols

Don't make me undo my flip flop
double tap tommy

To the flip, to the flop, to the flippity flop! You keep on Glocking you just don't stop……
Stephen Cheatwood

The ability to walk softly and carry a big stick.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Plaxico Burris, eat your heart out!
Mike K. Calgary

Two belt Toby says, "The foot is quicker than the hand."
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Improvised holster design, MY FOOT!!
cmprehm

Does this holster make my gut look big?
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Charlie, NOW will you go to the eye doctor for some glasses?
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

The gun sock was a good idea, but this is ridiculous.
Mike K. Calgary

Maxwell Smart had Control make him up a "shoe-telephone-gun holster."
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Very few of us have the gut to make a fashion statement like this.
double tap tommy

This guys an idiot! Can't he tell that's a LEFT footed holster!
Chris B.

"Now hand me the duct tape"
Chris B.

Will hoppe's get the athletes foot off my glock?
Andrew S.

"You could say Steve flip-flopped on what holster to get."
Ben B

One word!…McGiver!
Ben

If the shoe fits…
Ben B

I hope he doesn't "Flip" out and start shootin' errbody!
flapainter

Daddy have you seen my flip flops
Jack Lundin

Good fit for a glock..lol
Mike K. Calgary

Two- belt Toby was overwhelmed with pride when he finally found a holster that matched the rest of his ensemble.
- http://www.facebook.com/dwight.hill.7121 Dwight Hill
  
  Did he say " ensemble " ????
  - Mike
    
    ensemble: 1. All the parts of a thing taken together, so that each part is considered only in relation to the whole. 2. a persons entire costume. 3. The general effect, as of a work of art. (from the Random House College Dictionary revised 1975)
James Saylor

join the war against foot odor!!
JGates

"Just Say No" to flip-flopping on gun rights!
Kevin O

So, it's a flip flop. My pistol didn't fit in my slipper.
Kevin O

You know your a red neck when…..
WVRaybird

I don't think my wife will miss just one shoe , but when i go to use half of her bra for a shoulder holster that might be a different story.
WVRaybird

I will tell my wife the dog ate one of them, i need to make a shoulder holster and i wonder if she will believe the dog ate her leather thong?
Mack Missiletoe

Al-Qaeda Tactics: A Picture Guide
Russell C

Ninja in Training, always be resourceful
jbob

Man shoots himself in the foot!
Charles Crihfield

Don't Tread On Me!!!
jeff

ghetto holster
Gerrit T.

Stinking gun
Brice Campbell

What do you mean,rock and role. You didnt say Glockand Sole????
Bill

Perfect for the beach !
Tim

Sorry Deputy Fife, due to budget cuts, here's your new holster.
Eric

"Due to rising ammunition costs, people are getting creative with concealed carry. Tonight at 11:00."
hubba689

Put a new swing for walking the beat>>–>
Brad

I like your thong….
S Michael DeHart

Have shoe-gun, will travel. Literally………………………….
Breeze

I'll make a million off these quick-draw sandels.
Richismo

Hot weather solutions for going heeled…
Antonio

Redneck Holster summer catalog edition
Peter

Inexpensive carry options for Obama's second term
Caddo

Yes! It IS a flip-flop from the left. You surprised?
FRED

I CALL IT GUM(N) SHOE??
Strat

All new from James Brown…The Soulester!
WILLIE PADILLA

HILLBILLY BLEW SUEDE
STAN

ITS THE LATEST THING TO GET MORE FOOT POUNDS FROM YOUR 9MM
Jonathon Tuttle

No matter how much I clean my pistol, I can't get rid of the stinky feet smell.
Nash

In case there crime afoot!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

I also picked up a cordovan wingtip paddle holster for formal occasions.
Elisha J. Doolin Sr.

They said one size fits all large frame pistols. But may subsitute with optional type holsterthat will work.
SHOULSON

Have gun, can travel
http://www.facebook.com/sfeisner Sandy Eisner

Can't write a caption. Laughing too much. ROFLMAO!
Bob

Hmm, looks like a semi-auto gene pool cleaner!
Skeet -er

"I carry on the beach, and if the sand is too hot, I can hop on one foot and STILL shoot the bad guy!"
Kenneth Motheral

Don't judge me until you have walked a mile in my HOLSTER !!!…
http://www.facebook.com/gerald.clauson Gerald Clauson

Keeps the sand out of your action!
Dan Adams

Foot-in-mouth disease could be fatal.
mike

will wal mart let me in with just 1 shoe on??????????????
MarioSr

..and on my left hip (just out of view) is my jock-strap clip holster
http://www.facebook.com/yurik.hunt Yurik Hunt

I threw up a pop top and drew from my flip flop, Blastin' away again Tacticoolville
- http://www.facebook.com/yurik.hunt Yurik Hunt
  
  ***in Tacticooville
woodchuckwacker666

Don't you make me put my foot up your A.. Sucker!
Archangel1944

Don't even laugh. I have a surprise for them
nateroo

Being armed and resourceful keeps me "one step ahead" !!
mark wolf

If I dont get with my gun my shoe is my backup
Kevin Nikolaus

Comes in sizes 9, 40 and 45!
mark wolf

Go ahead make my day see what happen to the last guy the laugh at my shoe
Mike K. Calgary

Two belt Tobys idea of using a sandle for a holster, turned out to be a flop.
Justin

The Glock Sock! Function and Fashion
Mike K. Calgary

The ol gang at the gun club flipped when they saw his flop.
Mike Rich

Head of Security at Sandals newest resort…in Myrtle Beach, S.C.
Mike Rich

Maybe we DO need just one more gun law……
Jim L.

New Glock, $525.
New Superduperzombiedefense ammo, $1.20 per round.
New "Universal Holster" $1.
Watching the facial twitching on the rangemaster, PRICELESS!!!
AUSTIN JIM

PUTTING MY BEST FOOT FORWARD
bilzmuzik

New, New ,New!! Dr. Scholl's Orthopedic Gel holster. Guaranteed comfort for your Biggest Gun!
bushwhackbob

I just wouldn't foot the bill for a new holster!
Fred

Although this carry method is convenient and affordable, it can cause modern semi-autos to suffer a toe jam…
shambo

Yeah I saw an ad for that holster, heard that it was a real flop.
http://www.facebook.com/dwight.hill.7121 Dwight Hill

" Duct tape ??? Hell I'm using a flip flop !! "
http://www.facebook.com/dwight.hill.7121 Dwight Hill

" Anybody seen my flip flops ? "
Moosejaw

When danger's afoot….its time to go heeled.
- Philip
  
  Nice!
Joel Gannotti

Pod-N-Me Podna I don't play Footsee. Ya see
cleason leasure

don.t make me shoeto you
Jim B

Maybe if I put it in my shoe nobody will notice
Darren C

I ran out of duct tape and bailing wire, but this works.
shooter1

If you wear two belts and use a sandal as a holster…you might be a redneck.
JustinD

The Hippie Holster! Find one at a beach near you!
Twisted Dave

Solved one problem and created another, now I walk with a limp..
Michael

I don't flip-flop on the 2nd Amendment.
Bob S retired LEO

Now all I need is a sock for my glock.
Larrye5012

If you think this looks funny you should see my foot squeezed into my holster!
larrye5012

The safety strap on my bolsters killing my big toe though!
http://www.facebook.com/gblake1954 George Blake

If my wife just had bigger feet, I could carry my Desert Eagle.
MJK

The S.H.O.T. Show presents: "The Shower Gun"
Mark

Two belts are better than one
http://www.facebook.com/terrykennyperkins Terry Perkins

Make sure you get the toe jam off the front sight so you can get a good sight picture. Ear plugs will work on your nose also to block the smell.
Karen

Stop or I'll flip-flop ya!
Johnny C

Odale boys we don't need no holsters, we got the WARACHE!!!
Mike. K. Calgary

Two belt Toby was quite pleased with his diet. Only thirty days and already lost a foot off of his waist.
James Carwile

New ad for "Have Gun Will Travel" show.
George Leanes

Rightie, Tightly, I will not loose this one.
GerryD

THIS GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO THE TERM GUM SHOE!
unknown

MAN!!! Pull your shirt down! Your thongs showin!
Eric

You should see what he uses for a fanny pack.
Randy Coody

Honey! Have you seen my flip flops?
Blue Boy

It matches my outfit perfectly don't you think?
M D Smith

"Flip, Flop and let FLY"
Pop's

Holster ? I don't need no stinking holster…………………….
Ron

One size fits all!
JMass_M14

Talk about yer "Runnin' and Gunnin' " …
Roy

Self correcting gene pool cleaner.
deputy 84

Fullsize weapons size 10, compacts size 8, mouse or pocket guns require toddler sizing
shannon_f

Open carry for the po' boy
Tad Casserly

The Gum Shoe carry for down and out detectives!
Stephen Manion

Next person who mentions my pot belly dies!
Tom Newman

This holster is a shoe-in for best new product!
Kevin Smith

Something is A-Foot
phil

Dern, I'm left handed!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

I found an interesting new place for my ankle holster as well!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Experts couldn't explain the increased incidence of semi-auto toe-jams.
steve

I normally wear two guns, but I blew my other flip flop out in margaritaville.
Clearcut1

Just what I need–athlete's trigger finger!
BlackPowder

The holster guide said I needed a 10.
Mad-Dwarf Mike C.

Recycling with American style & Austrian flair !
john ohara

duh aay,when you said tp bring my .40 and my .12 I didnt know you meant my shotgun!
Sy Castro

Not only will I shoot you but I would sandal slap you like a hispanic mother slaps her kids.
MOHILLBILLY

IF THE SHOE FIT'S……
Philip

Please lord, leave the 'jam' in the shoe!
Philip

Arch, caught Zapato flat footed and warned him.."If you don't 'toe' the line, you'll need to 'shoe', or I'll go 'heel's and 'nail' ya!
But his gun did '"jam, and from the 'clippings'… his soul has moved on!
mmm

the yuki slide