Caption Contest: GrandmAR

Grandma's lived 89 full years. She'll be damned if she gets taken out in a random zombie attack!

Let me show you young Whipper-Snappers how its done

now let granny show you how we use to do it

The things i do to teach my Grand-Kids

The new Grannie deployment team

if I pull the trigger just once, will I turn into one of those troubled murders that the president keeps talking about on the TV.

yO BAn MA what?

this gramma will not get run over by a reindeer !

"Earplugs? Hell, no…I'll just turn off my hearing aid."

Hold your fire grandma, he didn't mean to leave the seat up!

Due to budget constraints nursing homes have decided to go with an in-house security option.

Arg those dam jar lids!!

I'll show you what PMS is, ya , little whippersnapper!

……….and the NEXT time Clyde went roaring through the neighborhood at 3 a.m. with the muffler cutouts open on his Harley……well……

Grandma's not getting run over by a reindeer again!

I'm gona find me a MAN, one way or another

"That's the last time I'll get run over by a reindeer!"

Suddenly grandpa understood the meaning of the bullseye sweatshirt he got for Christmas.

Ethel never did wonder why visits from her grandchildren had become less frequent.

You can have my Medicare when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!

Here's a spy photo of Colt field testing their new AARP-15.

Ok Ok your on point mom you can go in right after the flash bang. But next time I get to go first , can I hold the gun now pleeze ?

Hang the target a little futher out Granpa. ( this will teach him to talk during Matlock)

When Grandma died we decide to put her in the garden to keep the crows off the corn

Maw, I know Myrtle Hatfield stole your possum recipe. But, at least give her a running start….

I know my right's!
Let go of my gun you RedCoat.

Grannys gone bad

Even Senator Feinstein's mom doesn't support her assault weapons ban proposal…

Okay Okay!!!!!!!!!!! Now let me turn this thing loose:)

would you go tell your grandfather to stop shaking so that apple does not fall off his head !

You deploy in two weeks?? Well, let's start with the grip.

Last week he said he went out to get Butter!, this week he said he was going to get milk, I Don't Think So !!

that little sucker ate my roses

Now grandma, I'm going to slowly take this gun from you. That is NOT a sasquatch. And Mr. President, You come down from that tree.

Grandma you're the best. You know I never criticize your cooking.

Don't you dare tread on my social security check

That reindeer won't run over me this year.

Get your hand off it boy! The recoil does wonders for my back!!

No, I can't see the target, Sonny. Pull me in a little closer!

Grandma…for magnification, aim through the lower portion of your glasses. For CQB, aim through the upper half…but keep both eyes open and on your target.

Grandma was relieved, and also a little disappointed, when she realised exactly what Bob had meant when he said, "Now I'm just going to place my hand on your butt . . ."

After 15 years of telling her husband to quit feeding the piegons, Maybelle has finally decided to get rid of the birds herself

Take that, Obama and Feinstein!!!

Get your hand off of my buttstock before I beat you with it.

Nice trigger control grandma!

Where's the breach?

Alright grandma give me the gun. You know nursing homes are gun free zones.

You're making me use iron sights? Where's the EOtech? Now I raised you better than that.

You may think there's no such thing as Santa. But as for me and grandma we believe……..in revenge!

Grandma shoots Rudolph. Claims self defense.

TThey are talking gun control so I felt it was high time I learn some.

They keep talking about gun control so I thought I better learn some!

I never thought I would need to learn to use one of these but then they never tried to take them either.

It's a sad day when the powers that be try to destroy your country. So I am taking up a new hobby.

You want my gun… Try and take it.

Show me again, Grandpa sleeps too sound.

"We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

She will not go quietly into the night! She will not go without a fight!

"Go ahead, make my day…"

Bet them darn Hooliganism will think twice about stealing my purse next time!

Now granny it goes Say Hello to my little friend, wow sure beats the heck out of bingo, says granny.

grandma got run over by a raindeer but not ever again.

Are you sure the .223 is powerful enough? My tomato worms are pretty big.

Check the ground around the spent brass, my dentures are missing!

Granny got a big ol' gun, oh yeah… Granny got a big ol' gun!

Some grandmas like to knit, I like to shoot

Watch out Cody, one more exploding target and the Topshot title IS MINE.

Sooy madam, but if you want to stay on the President's security detail, you have to qualify each year like the rest of us.

Cuts due to Sequestration cause the Military to up the recruiting age…..

This is just like the musket I remember as a little girl….

In days of old, when women were bold and ammo was a plenty, they gave her a gun and said go have some fun, and don't come back till it's empty!

See, Mr Biden, an AR is easier to operate than a shotgun, no recoil!!!!!

I said stay off the lawwnnnn!!

Come and take it, m———.

So this should stop those rabbits from eating my petunias?

Ill cover you while you reload!!!!

"That's right run with your Shotgun and your blasts in the air" "I can hit you much easier with this simple sporting rifle!!!!"

You want to put me in a home? I don't think so!

She figured it was time to upgrade from her musket that's she has had since 1776

I will show Joe Biden that a woman can handle an AR-15. Buy a shotgun my A$$

wich one do I go for sonny,.. make my day !

Just like the line in the song; "Grannys' got your gun".

now grandma, right before you shoot remember to yell, GET OFF MY LAND

Melon labe I was around in that time sonny

Oh I thought this was the retirement home sport

Hold on sonny! you’ll get your turn.

I’m now a step ahead of my husband shootin’ these .223 rounds….he’s been shootin’ BLANKS for years!!!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer before but not again fat man.

Sorry sonny, you didn’t tell me I wasn’t suppose to shoot all those tiny, flying disks in the range next to us, into itsy bitsy pieces!!!

“Keep on walkin! Just another young lady preparing for the inevitable apocalypse!”

Gimme that MA – I love you but you can’t just shoot up all of my 5.56, it’s getting too hard to find.

I’m the boss here now dropem ooop’s putem up.

“You can never invade mainland America. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass.”
Isoroku Yamamoto, WWII. Damn right.

Democrats unveil their newest plan to raise the minimum legal gun ownership age.

Ma’ Barker still at it! I bet her sons would be proud!

So you told Grandpa that I was taking you to the beauty parlor?

If I make this shot will you take me to the scooter store?

Since my husband can’t “rise to the occation” I guess I’ll ride this and pull my own trigger!

Now Joe what did you say about that double barrel beinng easier to use than a AR?

OK grandma, that’s enough…. GIVE IT BACK!

I thought this was supposed to be harder than shooting a shotgun……..

Bingo!

Sunny… The last time I shot a firearm, the British were trying to take our Muskets. We fought back, though… It was called the American Revolution. Now that the U.S. Government is trying to do the same thing, I figured I’d start getting ready…

Be useful and answer my Jitterrbug

Its the little old lady from pasadena…. go granny go granny go granny go!!!!!!!! Sorry not pasadena. That’s an extended mag…lol

Granny, get your gun.

Geriatric’s gone wild

“I got this sonny” now you go stand over there with that bright red shirt on.

OK Mom, when they come to take our guns…

“Grandma, how can you fire 30 rounds without soiling yourself?”

“Depends, sonny. Depends.”

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If you let me go I’ll show you a Sub-Moa group!!

Ok Grandma since you don’t like the dentist, rest your cheek here annndddd…..squeeze.

There is new Sherrif in town / And you are damn right

We must unite …!! Fight for our rights..! We the people make the laws..! Not the goverment…!

Yes, you can open your eyes now!!!

This should get the boys attention at the retirement home when I qualify ‘Expert’!!!!!!

“Now the next time Obama tries to reform your healthcare”