Caption Contest: Enter Battle Goat!

by Dylan Polk | May 30, 2012

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This week's G&A Caption Contest features a goat ready to defend his country, or pasture, or petting zoo. Caption this photo before Saturday, June 2 to win!

The Winning Caption:

Ryan

Democracy is two wolves and a goat voting on what to eat. Liberty is a well armed goat contesting the result.

The Prize:

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Jim

Taliban's new secret weapon
Robb

Battle Goat II: He's Baaaaaaa-ack
LIVING ZOMBIE

who needs the big billygoat gruff ,I'm the armed billy goat gruff watch out troll the,this bridge is mine
abdullah

goatrrilla-warfare
LIVING ZOMBIE

who needs the big billygoat gruff ,I'm the armed billy goat gruff watch out troll ,this bridge is mine
sam holsomback

killem all let god sortem out
Boxer13

The new child cavalry division isn't messing around.
Daverdoo

Preparing for the goat-bie apocalypse.
Mike Dobrindt

GOAT ACTION RIFLE!!!!
Joe

When Animals Attack: Massacre at the Petting Zoo
Daniel Howard

No Achmed! It's not as awesome as Bear cavalry.
dugiboy

stop or i shoot , and i am not kidding !
Matthew Slicker

Battle goat…the ultimate zombie killing companion!
detroitheat

Goat for me,and i will set you free.
https://www.facebook.com/kmeiersks Kyle Meier

"And here we have the Death Goat in its natural habitat. His diet consists of humans and the souls of puppies. Silently stalking his prey he uses precision fire to score his next meal.
Cabbil

Al-Qaeda's answer to our drones
Brad Cooley

Alabama Riot Deterrent Vehicle
Ron Steele

Self propelled double bahhhhhrel
Benjamin Theis

Go ahead punk… fetch my hay!!
Dwight

The Goat Drone–Only thing we can afford on the Obama defense budget.
AvtomatiK

Due to budget cuts… We introduce Customs & Border Partol's newest combat sentry, the Goat Scout, to be deployed along America's vast southern border with Mexico. Our research shows they have an extreme adaptability with the climates ranging from California to Texas and in any and all mountains, canyons and plains. The Goat Scout can survive with little water, feed off native plant species, has a natural sense of direction and is very willing to join in the fight against terrorism and illegal immigration. Following intensive weapons training, the Goat Scouts will be deployed as soon as possible to help keep our borders safe at little expense to American taxpayers.
Hans

The DOD rolls out the battle proven Goat Scout. This system will be turned over to the Afghan military due to it's low technical complexity and ability to give milk and meat, if necessary. Experts suggest this may tip the tide away from the Taliban and more towards the Afghan government.
harryp269

"Better eat ALL your goatsmilk cheese,…….or ELSE!"
Keven John

Who you callling a Blacksheep?
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

E-I-E-I-O this, Old MacDonald!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Your tin cans or your life!!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

How'd I wind up as "caddy" for Ted Nugent?
Shambo

That's baaaaaaaa-d ass!
Randy

Bob the Goat really enjoyed eating tin cans….until he tried shooting them!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Billy felt he should be prepared, just in case the Sheep Hits the Fan!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

The latest reality show coming to the Discovery channel: "Barnyard Justice".
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Billy Goat Garands
John Aboyan

Well Pilgrim, If you want these Guns, come over here and take um…
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Matilda's modeling career really took off after she made the cover of "Goats and Ammo".
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

This will keep those farms boys off my back!
Capt Jolly

4 huff, double barreled, twin horned, silent bad-ass goat looking for NEXT.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

I'll poop where I want, when I want!!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Stay back, don't make me shoot ewe!
Chip Sayre

Baaaaaaaaaack to the future!
Cy Douglas

They stare at goats, well not this one
Ryan

Democracy is two wolves and a goat voting on what to eat. Liberty is a well armed goat contesting the result.
- Alan_T
  
  Congratulations Ryan !
  - Ryan
    
    Thanks. Some pretty good comments out there.
- BJD
  
  Love this one… Hope you Win
Lane Hudson

Here Wiley Coyote,………………………………
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Many years down the road, Angelina could no longer convincingly pull off the Lara Croft character in Tomb Raider XIV.
Stacey Cockrell

I'm Baaaaad To The Bone!
SamF1911

Gentlemen we can rebuild him. We have the technology but due to budgetary constraints and lack of imagination this is the best we could do.
dennis Molle

Due the fact the afgan are in need of morepersonal they have decided to allow their women join the fight!
Richard Davey

The goat says vote, he will take care of the ass's
Tim Baltad

In order to keep Achmed off her "back" (so to speak), Mathilda took drastic steps.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

The barnyard animals would never look at Skippy the same again after "The Incident".
SamF1911

Pimp my Goat.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

A rare photo of Billy the Kid armed to the hilt.
wonderbread

eric holder's latest scheme," tote gunning goat"
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

… FROM MY COLD DEAD HOOVES!!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

MOLON LAMB-Y
- Cody
  
  1 per person. I believe it was stated in the first caption contest.
  - https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm
    
    No such thing written anywhere, so check it out before commenting. Plenty of people having fun submitting multiple ideas, some good, some not – the G&A folks can sort them out.
wonderbread

eric holder's latest scheme, "gun running goat" …part II
wonderbread

eric holder's latest scheme " run gunning goat " … part III
Leon Leonard

Come gitcha some!!
Kenneth Zanow

What were you saying about opposable thumbs???
LtEd

Oh look! Dinner brought me toys!
Joe

"I wish I had hands so I could shoot whoever put these guns on my back." -Battle Goat
Matt Muhlestein

Yippee kyeaa mother goat!
Joe Brown

Sheep dog… I don't need no stinkin' sheep dog
Joe Brown

Well at least they didn't put a suicide bomb on me…
Joe Brown

Food in one end, ammunition out the other…
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Publicity photo from James Baaaaa-nds third film, Goat-Finger.
Joe Brown

If you ever questioned if man could create a weapon that was capable of his own destruction, here is your answer…
Joe Brown

So THIS is what Iran was working on the whole time?
glock171819

That's right, im OG. Original Goat.
glock171819

i never used to like that man who milked me…. id like to see him milk me now!
glock171819

Who said my ears where to floppy and my horns were to small?
glock171819

US ARMY: The new sentry gun i-82b150…. new and improved! President: looks more like a goat with two bb guns attached to it…. whats the name again? US ARMY: THE SENTRY i-82b….. ill get back to you on that one..
https://www.facebook.com/RazRavine Michael Klinge

Ever since Farmer Bob's wife left, Billy had become increasingly paranoid about him sneaking up behind him.
harryp269

Navy is DEFINITELY winning this year!
vvdr

And the best part … is that he's learning.
ethan

meanwhile in Russia…
vvdr

In Soviet Russia, goat f***s you!
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

It was evident that the new Taliban tank design still had its flaws.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Bond's armorer, Q, kept on tinkering with new weapon designs even after his retirement to the country.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

After "Silence of the Lambs", Edgar vowed that this time things would end differently.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

First they came for the parrot, and no one stopped them. Then they came for the kitty, and again, no one stopped them. Now as their attention turns to the barnyard … lets just say … things are gonna get a little more interesting.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

The lambs dig a goat in uniform.
gerald jessup

living proof to leftwing liberals that you don't have to be a wolf to not act like sheep
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

"Go ahead punk, milk me today"
- Benjamin Theis
  
  Go up a few comments and you will notice I already used the Go ahead punk line already.
  - https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm
    
    I don't necessarily read through all of the previous entries when I submit mine, and I see that I didn't duplicate your comment anyway. I'm sure the G&A guys are big boys, and can judge them all on their own merit and timing. I'm sure they don't use the thumbs-down baloney to pick their choice either.
Tony

This is just the base scout model…wait till you see our battle ram!
David

The government has just released previously classified information. After years of top secret research and millions of dollars, the best the black projects group known as "Alternate Military Instruments Novel and Lowtech (AMINAL)" could come up with was a goat costume. I have to admit though, it's a pretty convincing likeness of a real goat. Next on their to-do list is creating a stealth bombing condor hybrid.
Steve

Sick of hearing that old watch dog barking all day and night? Try the new and improved watch goat!
Steve

All American Goat!
Kevin

Bring it on Hatfield's and McCoy's!
http://tunedin12.blogspot.com Matt

I'm a baaad billy goat.
SamF1911

That's funny. I didn't know the taliban had a mounted division.
WGMeisheid

I've never met a can I couldn't take out.
RKS

Pasture Patrol
Gary

The hardest part was teeaching him to reload.
poppie

Sister Sarah wants 2 guns not 2 mules DIPSTICK!
corn_field_sniper

thats some gun totten, baaaaaad goaten fun.
corn_field_sniper

this is my hunting goat, he goats em' in and gats em' down
https://www.facebook.com/JohnRobertConley John Conley

My new Goat of Arms.
tracy foote

your ass is mine
http://www.facebook.com/steve.burgher.7 Steve Burgher

cheese, goat cheese.
j942rhino

This ain't no petting zoo kid. Hand over the food and no one get's hurt…
Doug

All your grass are belong to us!
Dennis Massie

Horns? Who needs horns? Besides, I'm tired of sticking my head in your ass. Here's a better idea…
afriranger

Goat chops!…I'll give you Goat chops….
Alan_T

This photograph circa 1886 , shows that unlike the more famous tintype of Billy Bonney that he wasn't left – handed but was indeed ambidextrious .
Greg Norton

"Put down the Koran and baaaaack away slowly, no more sneakin' in my stable at night Mustaffa now get on your knees, place your face on the ground and get ready for some goat hammerin revenge!"
300Magwiz

Guns don't kill people…Goats do!
Michael Barry

Who needs Gunga Din when you have a Gunga Goat
mcw

It's a Taliban jeep.
Cody

Baaaa-stared zombies!
Rudy ZaZueta

My name is "Billey The Kid"do you have a problem with that ?
roaringlamb777

They should call this, "The Men Who Don't Stare at this Goat."
Riggs2500

I love going for walks after the season to look for hunter sheds. This time I found a matched set.
John Jackson

Billy the Kid – He's baaaaack
bmg

nanny get your guns
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

All of the farm hands agreed, milking Charlton was a real challenge.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Detainees arriving at Gitmo found it to be different than they had imagined.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

I ain't getting on the boat, Noah! And you can't make me!!
Henry Wong

God, goats and guns made america great!
Todd Burton

Goats got your back!!! U wanna mess with me baaaack up donkey
J.R.

Bet ya can't get my goat
George Washburn

Still think you want shish-ka-bob?
TJ gelarden

"Baaaaaaaad to the bone."
Spencer

There will be no "ropin'" today. Understand?!
Pat Turner

Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino 2, Coming this fall.
Pat Turner

prepping for the chupacabre apocalypse.
Dale

A Ram apacken.
Philip

OK….who was it again that was laughing, and saying I had horn envy?
george newman

I WILL CHEW YOUR ASS DOWN TO THE DIRT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!!
Matthew Blackwood

For when the "Donkeys" come for his guns.
D4V3

I Kid you not.
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000901261539 Charles Bonham

"here wolfie "I've got some thing to show you"!!!!!!!
cuda52

Whwn they pry em from my cold dead hoofs.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Sgt. Billy told the kids the story of how he earned "The Tin Can of Valor" during the Afghan War.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

"From the top of Mutton-Chop hill, you could see the wool and hooves everywhere. Even if you survived the battle, you'd probably lived with Post-Traumatic Sheep Disorder."
Maru Kid

Go ahead wolf pack make my day!
dug

alquida's first reversed engineered unmaned drone ready for deployment.
J.R.

Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba!
Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba!
AOKSteve

Those dang milkers better be warm this time.
AOKSteve

An over abundance of feral tin cans is calling large numbers of local sporting goats to reduce this public nuisance. Pictured above is local gun slinger and great semi white hunter Billy-Bob the Kidd.
AOKSteve

Vote for the Goat not the Jack-ass.
AOKSteve

Billy Romney is proud to exercise his 2nd amendment rights.
AOKSteve

Afghan State University proudly announces a major genetic modification break thru. This tactical goat not only mows and fertilizes your lawn, it disposes of garbage and it protect all of your household goodies. Dr. Alibug Bin al-Mohamidinski is currently working on an improved model that will feature a multi-caliber progressive reloader, a duck call and an automatic target setter. A third model is also planned that will give milk and produce meat. Research on the last model will begin as soon as funds are available.
AOKSteve

Double Trouble heads to the gun range for another day of fun.
AOKSteve

Ms. Nanny has been the most popular centerfold in this month's edition of Taliban Playbilly. Over 2,000,000 copies were sold in the first 20 minutes. In defense of his daughter's honor. Her embarrassed father has vowed to eat every copy of the magazine.
AOKSteve

"When do I get my 72 virgins?"
AOKSteve

On-sale at your local Bubba-Mart.
https://www.facebook.com/stephen.malm Stephen Malm

Life on the lamb forced Clarence to constantly be in "Condition Orange".
https://www.facebook.com/blueeyeddragon76 Jay Pearson

Milk the goat! Milk the Goat she says!!! Well not again!! For the last time I am a BOY goat!!! You ain't gettin no milk!
Nick Lenarz

A Boer loaded for Bear!
sean

Taliban's counter to US unmanned vehicle
eric p

Do ya feel lucky PUNK
Ken

Air Billy!
matt

1st taliban tank regiment
brian

Afgan Armored Personnel Carrier / Weekend date.
SEC-ya

Here at Texas A&M, ya gotta watch out for those Animal Husbandry majors….this keeps 'em at bay.
https://www.facebook.com/FixDaComp Chris Lowe

Let's see him try to milk me with those ice cold hands now!
Mick

Go ahead……..make my hay.
jeffish

Go Navy………….Hoo Yaa
Estrada

Meanwhile, at Hi-points testing grounds…
Tony

What caliber day are you having? I can make it very baaaaaaaaaaaad for you!
Jeff Hoover

Conservative Nanny State………
John MacIver

So… Mr. Adam Sandler… You got jokes huh.
dan

Stand back, I goat it.
https://www.facebook.com/Blues2k1 Dean B

I've got your answer to your Baaaaaaaaaad goat jokes!
Ryan

In current news Iran's Unmanned Urban Assault Vehicle is still mired with setbacks. However they report that it is well under budget and may be fielded in the coming year. No Imam's we contacted were able to confirm nor deny if the goat will receive 72 virgins.
Eric

Wow, these are all terrible.
Michael Crane

Milk this!
Hammershroud

"Goat Ahead"…….Make my day (with apologies to Dirty Harry)
https://www.facebook.com/BuhoViejo Daniel Lopez

Billy the kid.