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Caption Contest: Enter Battle Goat!

by G&A Staff  |  May 30th, 2012 176

This week’s G&A Caption Contest features a goat ready to defend his country, or pasture, or petting zoo. Caption this photo before Saturday, June 2 to win!

This Week's Photo
Caption Contest: Enter Battle Goat!

The Winning Caption:

Democracy is two wolves and a goat voting on what to eat. Liberty is a well armed goat contesting the result.

The Prize:

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  • Jim

    Taliban's new secret weapon

  • Robb

    Battle Goat II: He's Baaaaaaa-ack


    who needs the big billygoat gruff ,I'm the armed billy goat gruff watch out troll the,this bridge is mine

  • abdullah



    who needs the big billygoat gruff ,I'm the armed billy goat gruff watch out troll ,this bridge is mine

  • sam holsomback

    killem all let god sortem out

  • Boxer13

    The new child cavalry division isn't messing around.

  • Daverdoo

    Preparing for the goat-bie apocalypse.

  • Mike Dobrindt


  • Joe

    When Animals Attack: Massacre at the Petting Zoo

  • Daniel Howard

    No Achmed! It's not as awesome as Bear cavalry.

  • dugiboy

    stop or i shoot , and i am not kidding !

  • Matthew Slicker

    Battle goat…the ultimate zombie killing companion!

  • detroitheat

    Goat for me,and i will set you free.

  • Kyle Meier

    "And here we have the Death Goat in its natural habitat. His diet consists of humans and the souls of puppies. Silently stalking his prey he uses precision fire to score his next meal.

  • Cabbil

    Al-Qaeda's answer to our drones

  • Brad Cooley

    Alabama Riot Deterrent Vehicle

  • Ron Steele

    Self propelled double bahhhhhrel

  • Benjamin Theis

    Go ahead punk… fetch my hay!!

  • Dwight

    The Goat Drone–Only thing we can afford on the Obama defense budget.

  • AvtomatiK

    Due to budget cuts… We introduce Customs & Border Partol's newest combat sentry, the Goat Scout, to be deployed along America's vast southern border with Mexico. Our research shows they have an extreme adaptability with the climates ranging from California to Texas and in any and all mountains, canyons and plains. The Goat Scout can survive with little water, feed off native plant species, has a natural sense of direction and is very willing to join in the fight against terrorism and illegal immigration. Following intensive weapons training, the Goat Scouts will be deployed as soon as possible to help keep our borders safe at little expense to American taxpayers.

  • Hans

    The DOD rolls out the battle proven Goat Scout. This system will be turned over to the Afghan military due to it's low technical complexity and ability to give milk and meat, if necessary. Experts suggest this may tip the tide away from the Taliban and more towards the Afghan government.

  • harryp269

    "Better eat ALL your goatsmilk cheese,…….or ELSE!"

  • Keven John

    Who you callling a Blacksheep?

  • Stephen Malm

    E-I-E-I-O this, Old MacDonald!

  • Stephen Malm

    Your tin cans or your life!!

  • Stephen Malm

    How'd I wind up as "caddy" for Ted Nugent?

  • Shambo

    That's baaaaaaaa-d ass!

  • Randy

    Bob the Goat really enjoyed eating tin cans….until he tried shooting them!

  • Stephen Malm

    Billy felt he should be prepared, just in case the Sheep Hits the Fan!

  • Stephen Malm

    The latest reality show coming to the Discovery channel: "Barnyard Justice".

  • Stephen Malm

    Billy Goat Garands

  • John Aboyan

    Well Pilgrim, If you want these Guns, come over here and take um…

  • Stephen Malm

    Matilda's modeling career really took off after she made the cover of "Goats and Ammo".

  • Stephen Malm

    This will keep those farms boys off my back!

  • Capt Jolly

    4 huff, double barreled, twin horned, silent bad-ass goat looking for NEXT.

  • Stephen Malm

    I'll poop where I want, when I want!!

  • Stephen Malm

    Stay back, don't make me shoot ewe!

  • Chip Sayre

    Baaaaaaaaaack to the future!

  • Cy Douglas

    They stare at goats, well not this one

  • Ryan

    Democracy is two wolves and a goat voting on what to eat. Liberty is a well armed goat contesting the result.

    • Alan_T

      Congratulations Ryan !

      • Ryan

        Thanks. Some pretty good comments out there.

    • BJD

      Love this one… Hope you Win

  • Lane Hudson

    Here Wiley Coyote,………………………………

  • Stephen Malm

    Many years down the road, Angelina could no longer convincingly pull off the Lara Croft character in Tomb Raider XIV.

  • Stacey Cockrell

    I'm Baaaaad To The Bone!

  • SamF1911

    Gentlemen we can rebuild him. We have the technology but due to budgetary constraints and lack of imagination this is the best we could do.

  • dennis Molle

    Due the fact the afgan are in need of morepersonal they have decided to allow their women join the fight!

  • Richard Davey

    The goat says vote, he will take care of the ass's

  • Tim Baltad

    In order to keep Achmed off her "back" (so to speak), Mathilda took drastic steps.

  • Stephen Malm

    The barnyard animals would never look at Skippy the same again after "The Incident".

  • SamF1911

    Pimp my Goat.

  • Stephen Malm

    A rare photo of Billy the Kid armed to the hilt.

  • wonderbread

    eric holder's latest scheme," tote gunning goat"

  • Stephen Malm


  • Stephen Malm


    • Cody

      1 per person. I believe it was stated in the first caption contest.

      • Stephen Malm

        No such thing written anywhere, so check it out before commenting. Plenty of people having fun submitting multiple ideas, some good, some not – the G&A folks can sort them out.

  • wonderbread

    eric holder's latest scheme, "gun running goat" …part II

  • wonderbread

    eric holder's latest scheme " run gunning goat " … part III

  • Leon Leonard

    Come gitcha some!!

  • Kenneth Zanow

    What were you saying about opposable thumbs???

  • LtEd

    Oh look! Dinner brought me toys!

  • Joe

    "I wish I had hands so I could shoot whoever put these guns on my back." -Battle Goat

  • Matt Muhlestein

    Yippee kyeaa mother goat!

  • Joe Brown

    Sheep dog… I don't need no stinkin' sheep dog

  • Joe Brown

    Well at least they didn't put a suicide bomb on me…

  • Joe Brown

    Food in one end, ammunition out the other…

  • Stephen Malm

    Publicity photo from James Baaaaa-nds third film, Goat-Finger.

  • Joe Brown

    If you ever questioned if man could create a weapon that was capable of his own destruction, here is your answer…

  • Joe Brown

    So THIS is what Iran was working on the whole time?

  • glock171819

    That's right, im OG. Original Goat.

  • glock171819

    i never used to like that man who milked me…. id like to see him milk me now!

  • glock171819

    Who said my ears where to floppy and my horns were to small?

  • glock171819

    US ARMY: The new sentry gun i-82b150…. new and improved! President: looks more like a goat with two bb guns attached to it…. whats the name again? US ARMY: THE SENTRY i-82b….. ill get back to you on that one..

  • Michael Klinge

    Ever since Farmer Bob's wife left, Billy had become increasingly paranoid about him sneaking up behind him.

  • harryp269

    Navy is DEFINITELY winning this year!

  • vvdr

    And the best part … is that he's learning.

  • ethan

    meanwhile in Russia…

  • vvdr

    In Soviet Russia, goat f***s you!

  • Stephen Malm

    It was evident that the new Taliban tank design still had its flaws.

  • Stephen Malm

    Bond's armorer, Q, kept on tinkering with new weapon designs even after his retirement to the country.

  • Stephen Malm

    After "Silence of the Lambs", Edgar vowed that this time things would end differently.

  • Stephen Malm

    First they came for the parrot, and no one stopped them. Then they came for the kitty, and again, no one stopped them. Now as their attention turns to the barnyard … lets just say … things are gonna get a little more interesting.

  • Stephen Malm

    The lambs dig a goat in uniform.

  • gerald jessup

    living proof to leftwing liberals that you don't have to be a wolf to not act like sheep

  • Stephen Malm

    "Go ahead punk, milk me today"

    • Benjamin Theis

      Go up a few comments and you will notice I already used the Go ahead punk line already.

      • Stephen Malm

        I don't necessarily read through all of the previous entries when I submit mine, and I see that I didn't duplicate your comment anyway. I'm sure the G&A guys are big boys, and can judge them all on their own merit and timing. I'm sure they don't use the thumbs-down baloney to pick their choice either.

  • Tony

    This is just the base scout model…wait till you see our battle ram!

  • David

    The government has just released previously classified information. After years of top secret research and millions of dollars, the best the black projects group known as "Alternate Military Instruments Novel and Lowtech (AMINAL)" could come up with was a goat costume. I have to admit though, it's a pretty convincing likeness of a real goat. Next on their to-do list is creating a stealth bombing condor hybrid.

  • Steve

    Sick of hearing that old watch dog barking all day and night? Try the new and improved watch goat!

  • Steve

    All American Goat!

  • Kevin

    Bring it on Hatfield's and McCoy's!

  • Matt

    I'm a baaad billy goat.

  • SamF1911

    That's funny. I didn't know the taliban had a mounted division.

  • WGMeisheid

    I've never met a can I couldn't take out.

  • RKS

    Pasture Patrol

  • Gary

    The hardest part was teeaching him to reload.

  • poppie

    Sister Sarah wants 2 guns not 2 mules DIPSTICK!

  • corn_field_sniper

    thats some gun totten, baaaaaad goaten fun.

  • corn_field_sniper

    this is my hunting goat, he goats em' in and gats em' down

  • John Conley

    My new Goat of Arms.

  • tracy foote

    your ass is mine

  • Steve Burgher

    cheese, goat cheese.

  • j942rhino

    This ain't no petting zoo kid. Hand over the food and no one get's hurt…

  • Doug

    All your grass are belong to us!

  • Dennis Massie

    Horns? Who needs horns? Besides, I'm tired of sticking my head in your ass. Here's a better idea…

  • afriranger

    Goat chops!…I'll give you Goat chops….

  • Alan_T

    This photograph circa 1886 , shows that unlike the more famous tintype of Billy Bonney that he wasn't left – handed but was indeed ambidextrious .

  • Greg Norton

    "Put down the Koran and baaaaack away slowly, no more sneakin' in my stable at night Mustaffa now get on your knees, place your face on the ground and get ready for some goat hammerin revenge!"

  • 300Magwiz

    Guns don't kill people…Goats do!

  • Michael Barry

    Who needs Gunga Din when you have a Gunga Goat

  • mcw

    It's a Taliban jeep.

  • Cody

    Baaaa-stared zombies!

  • Rudy ZaZueta

    My name is "Billey The Kid"do you have a problem with that ?

  • roaringlamb777

    They should call this, "The Men Who Don't Stare at this Goat."

  • Riggs2500

    I love going for walks after the season to look for hunter sheds. This time I found a matched set.

  • John Jackson

    Billy the Kid – He's baaaaack

  • bmg

    nanny get your guns

  • Stephen Malm

    All of the farm hands agreed, milking Charlton was a real challenge.

  • Stephen Malm

    Detainees arriving at Gitmo found it to be different than they had imagined.

  • Stephen Malm

    I ain't getting on the boat, Noah! And you can't make me!!

  • Henry Wong

    God, goats and guns made america great!

  • Todd Burton

    Goats got your back!!! U wanna mess with me baaaack up donkey

  • J.R.

    Bet ya can't get my goat

  • George Washburn

    Still think you want shish-ka-bob?

  • TJ gelarden

    "Baaaaaaaad to the bone."

  • Spencer

    There will be no "ropin'" today. Understand?!

  • Pat Turner

    Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino 2, Coming this fall.

  • Pat Turner

    prepping for the chupacabre apocalypse.

  • Dale

    A Ram apacken.

  • Philip

    OK….who was it again that was laughing, and saying I had horn envy?

  • george newman


  • Matthew Blackwood

    For when the "Donkeys" come for his guns.

  • D4V3

    I Kid you not.

  • Charles Bonham

    "here wolfie "I've got some thing to show you"!!!!!!!

  • cuda52

    Whwn they pry em from my cold dead hoofs.

  • Stephen Malm

    Sgt. Billy told the kids the story of how he earned "The Tin Can of Valor" during the Afghan War.

  • Stephen Malm

    "From the top of Mutton-Chop hill, you could see the wool and hooves everywhere. Even if you survived the battle, you'd probably lived with Post-Traumatic Sheep Disorder."

  • Maru Kid

    Go ahead wolf pack make my day!

  • dug

    alquida's first reversed engineered unmaned drone ready for deployment.

  • J.R.


  • AOKSteve

    Those dang milkers better be warm this time.

  • AOKSteve

    An over abundance of feral tin cans is calling large numbers of local sporting goats to reduce this public nuisance. Pictured above is local gun slinger and great semi white hunter Billy-Bob the Kidd.

  • AOKSteve

    Vote for the Goat not the Jack-ass.

  • AOKSteve

    Billy Romney is proud to exercise his 2nd amendment rights.

  • AOKSteve

    Afghan State University proudly announces a major genetic modification break thru. This tactical goat not only mows and fertilizes your lawn, it disposes of garbage and it protect all of your household goodies. Dr. Alibug Bin al-Mohamidinski is currently working on an improved model that will feature a multi-caliber progressive reloader, a duck call and an automatic target setter. A third model is also planned that will give milk and produce meat. Research on the last model will begin as soon as funds are available.

  • AOKSteve

    Double Trouble heads to the gun range for another day of fun.

  • AOKSteve

    Ms. Nanny has been the most popular centerfold in this month's edition of Taliban Playbilly. Over 2,000,000 copies were sold in the first 20 minutes. In defense of his daughter's honor. Her embarrassed father has vowed to eat every copy of the magazine.

  • AOKSteve

    "When do I get my 72 virgins?"

  • AOKSteve

    On-sale at your local Bubba-Mart.

  • Stephen Malm

    Life on the lamb forced Clarence to constantly be in "Condition Orange".

  • Jay Pearson

    Milk the goat! Milk the Goat she says!!! Well not again!! For the last time I am a BOY goat!!! You ain't gettin no milk!

  • Nick Lenarz

    A Boer loaded for Bear!

  • sean

    Taliban's counter to US unmanned vehicle

  • eric p

    Do ya feel lucky PUNK

  • Ken

    Air Billy!

  • matt

    1st taliban tank regiment

  • brian

    Afgan Armored Personnel Carrier / Weekend date.

  • SEC-ya

    Here at Texas A&M, ya gotta watch out for those Animal Husbandry majors….this keeps 'em at bay.

  • Chris Lowe

    Let's see him try to milk me with those ice cold hands now!

  • Mick

    Go ahead……..make my hay.

  • jeffish

    Go Navy………….Hoo Yaa

  • Estrada

    Meanwhile, at Hi-points testing grounds…

  • Tony

    What caliber day are you having? I can make it very baaaaaaaaaaaad for you!

  • Jeff Hoover

    Conservative Nanny State………

  • John MacIver

    So… Mr. Adam Sandler… You got jokes huh.

  • dan

    Stand back, I goat it.

  • Dean B

    I've got your answer to your Baaaaaaaaaad goat jokes!

  • Ryan

    In current news Iran's Unmanned Urban Assault Vehicle is still mired with setbacks. However they report that it is well under budget and may be fielded in the coming year. No Imam's we contacted were able to confirm nor deny if the goat will receive 72 virgins.

  • Eric

    Wow, these are all terrible.

  • Michael Crane

    Milk this!

  • Hammershroud

    "Goat Ahead"…….Make my day (with apologies to Dirty Harry)

  • Daniel Lopez

    Billy the kid.

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