Caption Contest: Black Rifle, Black Car

by Dylan Polk | February 4, 2013

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This week's G&A Caption Contest features one souped up ride with a paint job to match its... er, accessories. Caption this photo before Saturday, Feb. 9 to win!

The Winning Caption:

EricNV

"Although never officially given credit in the comic books, a visit down south with distant cousin Billy Bob Wayne provided much inspiration for young Bruce and his future career as a crime fighter..."

The Prize:

Allen Flat-Bottom Duffle Bag

With a 3,400 cubic inch capacity, this heavy duty duffle in Oak Brush Green is perfect for any outdoorsman. For more, check out Allen Company!

Johnny

"GONNA GO SHOOT SOME SQUAB"
m. l. gauntt

what war?? were goin huntin!
Steve

Here in Alabama, we take our Neighborhood Watch duties VERY seriously!!
Landon

Nothing says 'prepared' like dual beltfeds and a flamethrower.
m. l. gauntt

taliban taxi
Bowman

Next stop, Valhalla.
Chris

All aboard the ride to hell! Buckle up it may get a bit bumpy!
baldgrizzly

You've heard of Ghost Busters but meet their cousins the Zombie busters when that apocalypse happens we will be standing by the radios to help with your zombie infestations
James Royce

went from Ghetto Cruiser to Ghetto Blaster !
James

Snake Plisken would be in awe …
- Craig V.
  
  Ha! Excellent!
Michelle Shreffler

Oh, I think I'll be the lead car in the parade. I don't think you want me in the back.
Donavon L

Mad Max called, he wants his car back.
Jason

The only way to survive a Chicago commute.
David Ryan

The Obamamobile!!
Michael Callahan

"Got Zombies?"
Matthew Wood

Hey grandma I I got you a tune up on the wagon!
Windwalker

Waiting Zombie apocalypse? Hell No. I'm waiting for the Obama gun confiscation.
chad Frizzell

The Griswald Family Afghanistan Vacation.
Dave Arber

Free Parking?!?
Barber man

The all new 2013 XD Sedan Deville. Shown with optional flame thrower.
mark leroy

just on my way to the mall for a little "black friday" shopping
Kristi

The 21st Century Bat Mobile
E.L. Craft

"Don't be nice, be an American!"
dustin

mom let me detail the car.
Gary Lanphear

Sorry, this option package doesn't come with custom wheel covers
Ronald

Defensive Driver for Today's Road Rager's!
Doc37

"Don't be nice, be an American"
frozenwasteland

I really think we need to talk to mom about this prepping stuff!
Louis

After his latest upgrades, Jethro never had any troubles using the carpool lane.
Viet Vet

MAD MAX IS A WUSS!
Chad

The Ghost Busters apparently have a Kabul division….
Chad

Christopher Nolan has been named the next director of Ghost Busters…here is a sneak peak at the car.
William Barber

Hey buddy, yeah you in the lime green studebaker Avanti, doing 45 in the fast lane, move over.
frozenwasteland

FOR SALE: One owner, low mileage. Only driven to the range on Saturday"s.
Rogueknight

Meet the new target of Feinstein, the "Assualmobile"… try to confiscate this one!!
Dana G

Done
Iconoscope

Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!
Chris pridie

The new limousine for President Obama after he takes our second amendment away.
jelliott6873

Now offering full service 2nd Amendment protections
KillianG

It seems like every year, those Cadillacs get bigger and more ridiculous.
Mike K. YYC

The Road Kill Diner…Shoot em and fry em!
Steve

The Batmobile – Version One.
Mike K. YYC

The hearse that goes gunnin' for its own clients. Cremation is optional.
Jim C

Have Car, Will Travel
EricNV

"Although never officially given credit in the comic books, a visit down south with distant cousin Billy Bob Wayne provided much inspiration for young Bruce and his future career as a crime fighter…"
- dylan_polk
  
  EricNV,
  
  Congratulations! You're the winner.
  
  Email me at dylan.polk@imoutdoors.com with your address and contact information to receive your prize.
  
  Thanks,
  
  Dylan Polk
  G&A Social Media Editor
GEORGETTE

"THANKS NRA" FOR PIMPING MY RIDE
Scott hedrick

Driving down the street in my killer impala shooting all the zombies and playing with power.
jim

KIng Obama's pope mobie.
Rocketman

you think L.A is bad welcome to Chicago !!!
Ken Cherry

Demolition Derby Dominator
Rocketman

You think L.A is bad welcome to Chicago!!!
alex

Say Hello to my CAR -15!
licentiaforem

The Red Neck Batmobile! Watch out deer, city slickers, and high falootin gun haters!
Rnippe

Very simply put, "Ghostbusters Up-Armored!"
Bryce

And the Ghostbusters never left Winston Zeddemore in charge of The Ectomobile again.
kenny

Death is coming at you in more ways than one
taylor

Why does this happen every time i leave him alone with the car
greg saltzman

get out of the way !
William Rohrer

You finally found grandma's car.
ckk3

Congress is about to do what? Just let em try!
jeff jacobs

let me introduce you to my little friend, catywacker.
Baldbrent

Can you believe they made me get a CWP before I could park it in the garage!
Chris Brandt

"who ya gonna call…….."
Snap

You pulled me over? It's cuz I'm black, isn't it?
Randy

Who wants to play twisted metal?…they call me Outlaw
cman17

I get tired of all the slow drivers using the passing lanes.
matthew

Sure she's legal in California! She only holds 10 rounds, has no detachable magazine, and no pistol grip.
bruceo181

Coming soon to a street near you, this will deter people from using cell phones while driving.
Josh

Rush hour traffic what's that?
novaman1965

A hunting we will go A hunting we will go hi ho the dario A hunting we will go……
Jeff

I got your Ghost Busters right here!
NY_BUM

Twisted Metal the movie
Ryan

The Batmobile took on some drastic design changes following Mr. Wayne's losses in the economic collapse of 2008.
Mike K. YYC

"The Road Kill Grill"
K Marriott

Go ahead & get the hell outta my way!
catrat24

Now when am I suppose to yell pull!
Marcello

FORD's new "Infidel" only available in the middle east
Rocketman

You think L.A is bad welcome to Chicago!!!!!!!!!!
Mike Fisher

Would congress REALLY enter into a contract for 10,000 of these Drones! WOULD THEY ? ? ?
Lefty11

No, this is just my commuter car. I work in Detroit.
Horrible Harry

There ….now I DARE that damn new crossing guard to hold up that STUPID little stop sign just ONE MORE TIME !
Dutsman

Grandma! The car's back from the shop! Lets go to church!
Retiredguy00

"Say hello to my little friend."
Chuck DeHart

Do you feel lucky punk well do you
roger

WART REMOVER
Jason C

I was told these were the new 2013 options at the dealership.
raymond albanese

Ghetto Jet with FMJ
Stragm

"Pa!…we can put tha ball cannon in place of tha trunk!"
n_flentge

Just another trip to the grocery store in North St. Louis.
Frank Yorita

We're taking this dove hunting this season!
sandquila

No…Tank You!
Bill

Oh this? I use this when I go Christmas shopping at the mall. For some reason I always get a spot up front.
John M. Paeplow

Honest Mr. President it will look much better once we install the 22" rims
Tanstaafl2

Yeah – but the recoil's murder on the gas mileage!
nick criap

Since he's been driving the Caddy, Bob hasn't had a problem in traffic
Jim

Wayne LaPierre's ride was a shoo in for "Best of Show" at the NRA car show!
Glen

Afgan Street Sweeper
Glen

Juarez soccer mom's car
Glen

Arnold! Where's my car? Are you making movies again?
Aaron

The ghost busters are really ramping things up now a days
dpms15

Bumper sticker on back says " My Abrams M1-A1 is in the shop"
Paco

Jo mang, eez perfek for our nez treep south of de border
trip wire

Guy in the hurst behind, "That ought to send some business my way"
Dave Spain

On the way to renew my CHL.
Roland Scott

Hold it ! Did you say thats a new concept car? Really!!!!!!! ?
Tom Reyburn

A Second Amendment school bus.
David Bockelman

Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters on steroids.
leech1

Hoorah, tho I drive through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil.
Matt

"You can have it in any color you want, as long as it's black"
Tim P.

"move it or loose it"
Daniel Berger

I carry a tail-gunner as well, in order to use the car-pool lane.
Ryan Sy

After catching most of the ghosts in the city, the GhostBusters set out to make some more.
UncleSamsArmy

Looks like the Ghostbusters finally ditched the proton packs!
Dennis

Dad Can I use the car tonight I'm going to the prom?
Dbro

Uh I don't think so, that's MY parking spot!!
SheepDog

Mad Max Beyond….. the Great Beyond
SheepDog

Mad Max Beyond…… the Great Beyond
Randy Rice

Every time I turn on the radio, I lose another chicken! I better stick to the ipod!
J. Semi.

"Ban this"!
edhammerhead

HONEY DON'T FORGET THE MILK,
Mike K. YYC

"Have Hearse, Will Travel"
catrat24

When did you say I should say "Plull"
L J C

range rover patrol
Mark Krauss

They have finally upgraded the Presidential limo!
laramy

Vehicular gunsmithing 101
laramy

Keep the gunnery side up
James D

Wayne LaPierre's ride was a shoo in to win "Best In Show" at the NRA car show
Grizz

Ghostbusters meets the Punisher
BobC

A little beauty, I built, for those weekend trips to the inlaws!
LaskaXDS13

See a demacract… Who ya going to call??? Lib-Busters!!!
Erik

Ghost busting at its best!
Mike Walsh

Who called for "Lawyers, Guns, and Money"? Well, we're here!
Jack

Does the Obama Administration know about this? Lets hope they don't find out, or the maximum number of doors allowed on an automobile could be reduced to 2.
Joshua

Egon: We're gonna go full stream.
Silver

Coupe de Kille
bigjpop

My other car is a bunker.
bigjpop

My other car is a Prius.
Dirty74

Obviously, the boys at Delta House are sick of their "Double Secret Probation"!
Forrest

I have never had a problem with slow traffic in front me!
Nicholas Oriold

I heard your mother was coming to visit, Dear!
Greylock

……and for Janelle's SECOND week picking up the kids from Junior High, she had the car spruced up a bit.
Brandon

James Bond redneck brother was spotted in town today
nascardork187

"For when the dead you carry are no longer dead…"
Anthony

Even Death himself drives through bad neighborhoods!
Tim Kalus

Deer whistles? We don't need no stinking deer whistles!
Rick

My other car's a huntin' wagon.
jmack

Wow! They take their pizza delivery very seriously here.
Cavin

Hey officer its my right to open carry so why cant my car?
travis

im selling because the ammo per mile is so bad
Gordon

Real assault weapon.
Raul Ramirez

I need one more to legally carpool.
rich rolls

Draw
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000254081020 Bill Smith

Redneck Humvee
Daniel Rotenberg

0 – 60 rounds per second in dead time flat!
Michael Ransdell

"Rack On"….Sultan
CUBAN20

MAD MAX'S FUNERAL SERVICE
WE'LL HELP BURRY THEM, OR WE'LL BURRY THEM.
bamabrettski

hello my name is Nancy Pelosi and i have just been overhauled !!!
Markjop

Rahm Emanuels Limo
NicePiece

Derek had some explaining to do back at the office after asking Guns & Ammo to pimp his company ride.
Capn Jack

BEEP BEEP My A$$
michael higgins

GETTO….CRUISER
t.dobbins

Kill em and cart em
ramtuff98

The all in one hog hunting BBQ machine. Well done before their down.
Tony

Caution! Student Driver
Tim K.

Ted just knew, that with a suitable application of Stealth technology, the police would never even notice him.
Norman Swinehart Jr

So when's the ground hog's coming for dinner ?????
Tim K.

"The Bat Mobile"- The Early Years
docmartin

My other car is a M1A1 Abrams
Randy J.

"Did the sign say, 'Destruction Derby"?"
BIGTEXX54

HEEERRRE TALI TALI TALI
jacob

Get out off my way, unless you are a zombie if so DIE!!!!
bowlife

When all hell breaks loose…. please fasten your seatbelts and keep your hands and feet inside the war wagon at all times…happy hunting
jeremy pryor

NEED I SAY MORE
RED JACKET EAT YOUR HEART OUT
brewskyjba

Up Yours……………..Piers Morgan
brewskyjba

Up Yours………..Piers Morgan
brewskyjba

Up Yours…………..Piers Morgan
brewskyjba

Up yours………Piers Morgan
John Ryan

This Caddy runs with alternative fuel. External combustion.
Shotgunnut

The parking lot at Snake Pliskins defensive driving school.
Shelly Jones

DEATH MOBILE!!!!
andy mac

Out of spheres the tall man (phantasm) decided to fight fire with fire.
Jason

A-Team, Dukes of Hazard, or just Redneck having some fun. CHOOT'EM CHOOT'EM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
curt1204

This car is so green it gets 2500 rounds per gallon!
Vrecenak

"Excuse me! Mr. President…"
Vrecenak

I am a CAR-carrying member of the NRA…
Rick Gandy

You might be a redneck…
Rick Gandy

Mad Max Auto Salvage
Rick Gandy

Now this is street cred.
Kyle

—Looks like we are ready for our Detroit vacation.
Jacob

"When there's something strange in your post-apocalyptic colony…"
laramy

Hey kids lets go ORVing !!!
laramy

Saudi Sudan
scott m

Lead vehicle of the Cadillac Cartel parade.
Rob

Fast Eddie's Used cars Sat Special! Hog hunting chariot. You kill em & carry em! 8 miles & 1000 rds per gallon. Only downside it takes 2 gallons of Hoppes #9 to wash it.
Maveric80

Yes, it IS a hybrid!
laramy

saudi sedan
Dave

Zombie-killin' ride, dude!
eric house

man I almost baught that ride, it had everything, right price to, but I had to pass it up, no cup holders.
David Smith

I do not know why, everyone gives give a parking place.
vwtech13039

The New Meaning Of Lead Sled
remlapalpha

Hey Dad, President Obama is here, he said he wants to pick up your guns!!!
Dexter2222

Loaded vehicle…..bring enough car!
Dexter2222

2nd Amendment or Bust!
rmhoward

we don't have road rage here! any questions?
Dexter2222

Loaded vehicle….bring enough car!
g mann

yes i am divorced!! why do you ask?
Kevin

Road Rage No More!
con

Don't trigger my road rage!
Ronin1381

What have you done to my car! I said Gloss black!
peter

Death race 2013,
RefPres

Oh yeah…he's overcompensating for something…
RefPres

Due to the current state of affairs, the Popemobile has taken on a more defensive posture…
RefPres

That's what I call "open carry"!
RefPres

…and the best part is, it's street legal in Texas!!!
supergrunt

Who You Guna Call (2nd ammendment busters)
supergrunt

I dare you to give me a ticket.
supergrunt

the spedo goes to a thousand rounds per minute
Stephen Malm

This summer, the Deathmobile is back with a vengeance, in "Animal House 2"
Stephen Malm

MacGuyver's family car…explains a lot.
Stephen Malm

ROAD TRIP!
Stephen Malm

Zombie Hunter Funeral Home – re-burials half-price.
Stephen Malm

Guns and Ammo – 2013 Annual Goth Issue
Dexter2222

2nd Amendment or Bust!
laramy

Saudi Sedan
CAS

"Daddy", Moms home!
jamesb103

Introducing Chrystler's newest model…"The Detroit Grocery Getter"
jamesb103

Looks like Jimbob has this years Demolition derby in the bag
John

I guess the ghostbusters needed more fire power
JohnnieLon

Dept of Homeland Security Staff Car
MadDuckHunter

Detour on "Highway To Hell"
bmw112000

Finally!! No more arguing over parking spots at the Wal mart!
Chillibeer

Parking at the mall is never a problem these days…….
mike

The New 2013 Toyota Prius V Urban Edition
Est. 2 MPG City / 3 MPG Back Roads
Paul

Attitude!
STAN

IS IT BECAUSE I'M BLACK
jtknight

Defensive driving like hell! The best defense is a good offense.
Larry Shook

The ONLY thing Uncle Frank had to worry about was the annual smog test.
Steven

I sprung for the "Full-Auto" option package!
Clint

Ghostbusters just got tactical.
roger knight

Walmart parking lot?? No problem.
bubba

Slower traffic ahead. Yeah, right.
D.S.

I never honk my horn when someone cuts me off
jiminga

Purpose built for keeping the HOV lane clear.
Warpspeedpetey

What you're going to have to drive to pick up my daughter for her first date.
Stephen Malm

The original Ghetto Blaster!
Stephen Malm

Finally, a car I can let the wife drive!
Stephen Malm

Go ahead, I dare you. Ding me!
Brian Church

The Blues Brothers now offer "protective" services!
Ken V. Rich

Ready for the demolition derby!
Stuttering Johnny

Nobody carjacks Elvira.
Tony

It's a flat black attack Cadillac!
Justin

Few people know the influence uncle Billy Bob had on Batman as a boy.
Brandon Toomey

To reduce the deficit the president has vowed cutbacks in his motorcade expenses. The secret service is certain the Mad Max alternative is a step in the right direction!
TonyWI

"I ain't afraid of No Ghosts!"