Caption Contest: Belt-Fed Granny

by Dylan Polk | February 11, 2013

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In this week's G&A Caption Contest, Grandma sure is having a blast with her trusty belt-fed. Caption this photo before Saturday, Feb. 16, to win!

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Bryce

take my parking spot will you
Bryce

you really think that holding my hat is going to save you?
t08051

Your hands best not stray any further sonny! This ain’t no pea shooter I’m holdin’.
t08051

Sonny, that better be a flashlight in your pocket!
SuperDave18

Get OUT of my flower garden!!!
Matthew

Training to protect the Constitution is America's true homeland security…
Natalie

"Hold my hat steady, Dearie. I'm-a-gonna open 'er up."
Dutsman

This sure beats hell out of flower gardening!
Retiredguy00

"Yes, ma'am…..300 rounds should stop an attacker."
Jim

At the ATF reunion, fun was had by all
30-30shooter

what do mean "you're not hungry"?
Gary Lanphear

Feels like I'm not the only one with a "Heart-on"
UncleSamsArmy

I should be able to stop those pesky garden gnome thieves with this!
Dbro

Thank you sir for hiding my giant hunch back
edhammerhead

YOU SAID PULL WHAT !!!!!!!!
L J C

never to old to have fun
Greylock

……….and then when Evelyn saw him sitting behind the billboard with his radar on, something just snapped………………
Donna M. Laws

Is this one of those new fangled positions the young people are using these days?????
NicePiece

Edna continued to have trouble grasping the concept of concealed carry.
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Marcello

Grandmas new "Assault Walker"
peter

I wear my heart on my sleeve, problem?, back in my day…
RefPres

Here's one grandma who is not getting run over by a reindeer.
supergrunt

I'll teach them not to bring thier libuary books back on time
Stephen Malm

Its hard to enjoy full-auto shooting with the ATF breathing down your neck…literally!
supergrunt

I"m tired of that dog eating all the homework
Stephen Malm

Here's how we gave the Nazis a lead enema in the Big War!
Stephen Malm

I don't give them the whole nine yards. I save a few rounds in case I have to sign my work.
Stephen Malm

Finally, decades later, we know why Pollyanna always had a sunny disposition.
bmw112000

Meet Grandma Jones. Seal Team #1's newest covert machine gunner.
barracuda66

Boy, just wait till that dog pees on my roses again. Is he gonna get a surprise….
jtknight

Nothing like chugging and ensure and then wasting some commies!
Jason

Rambo, & Terminator have nothing on (Super Granny).
Stephen Malm

No Granny, GILF means….er…ah… Guns I'd Like to Fire!
Dylan

She may drive like a granny, but I guaranty you, if you cut her off, you'll be regretin it.
Jeremiah Lubas

Get your hand off my back and your foot off my tripod son. I've got this sh*t!
Bonnie Oxton

This will teach that rabbit!
- Jay
  
  "Kill the Wabbit" -Elmer Fudd
John Butler

Captain Morgan watched diligently as Chuck Norris's mom requalified for her concealed carry permit for the 75th year running….
maktre87

Come and take it
Paul

(to the tune of aerosmith) Granny's got a gun.
Windwalker

I got your Annie Oakley right here. Lefty!
Monsterzero

Oh yes, the lamp shade on the back DOES help my aim!
Jason Adams

I'll take this over Bingo any day!
Jon Shell

They said "Granny, have a little heart" Well, I've got their little heart right here!
Calvin

damn thing vibrated my false teeth out !
calvin

Things got more power than my vibrator !
John Kuhns

Granny's got a gun, You better run
John Kuhns

I've been sewing for so many years, Betcha I can put a bullet through the eye of a needle
American

How freedom is kept!
Dennis

This will keep them damn kids of the lawn.
John Kuhns

Your such a good boy, holding me up so that I don't fall backwards and make it rain lead
Curtis Rutland

GUNN MOLL EXTRA-ORDINARY!
Rob

A rare pic of the elite The Villages Defense Squad in training. The Villllaaaggggees!
DB Price

knit one pearl two my ass, load me another belt and be quick about it sonny… hmmm I wonder if this will finally get that bingo announcer to speak up? You have my belt loaded yet whippersnapper???
Mary B

This is almost as much fun as kissing all the boys on VJ Day!
satmanski

Whatever you do lady, don't look left!
Redpyrit

Gunnin' Granny – home, home on the range!
Dean Deardurff

Wheres the Beef?
joe burns

try and top this granny clampet
keith

Get'Some!!!!!!!!
GrahamAdder

Reindeer, schmeindeer. This Christmas Eve, Grandma vowed, would be different.
lajemac

Eat hot lead commie bastard!
Brandi

I didn't vote for you, and you ain't taking my gun!
Brandi

Red Hat Society my eye, I'm joining the NRA!!
Kat

It's the Little Old Lady From Pasadena…… Go Granny, Go Granny, Go Granny, Go!
Robert Schrader

Let her rip,…. tater chip……
John Mahaffy

Hey, you little wise-acre, how's THIS for "Smokin' Grannies?"
Matt

What do you mean that thumb-hole stock makes it illegal?
James Ryan

Hey Grandma, save some rounds for me!!!
Trista

This IS better than bingo!
Bill Morris

I haven't had this much fun since the pigs ate my little brother!
- Todd
  
  Bill, I have a question to ask about your comment. please reply to my e-mail
William Nance

Mess with my tweetie bird, will you. I'll show you who's boss, puddy tat!
NickD

Doesn't this Dad-Gummed thing go any Faster!
Bruce Gillett

I'll teach those Deer for eating my roses
tregan1719

Grandma's NEVER gonna get run over by a reindeer again.
Scott hedrick

2 comments
1. dont fricking yell at my my driving or ill mount this gun

2.gun control will never reach the deafness of the elderly
jason

Dag nabit! Bring me my dentures back!!!
BigDaddyV

Jed!!! Jethro!!! Ellie Mae!!! It's them darn revenooers comin' ag'in!!!
jason

Dag nabit! Bring…. me…. my…. dentures…. baaaack!!!
Hitman

Click Clack! Granny's Back!
Derek

Get of my lawn, you stupid kids!!
Caysin

Old time rock and roll.
Pat B

"From my Cold Old hands"
timr214

And you thought you would steal my purse!!
Jose A Alcantar

Ware´s the big bad wolf?
ronald lebleu

We will secure the BORDER and take AMERICA ++BACK.
JON A

"leave a poor defense old lady all alone , it's a down right shame!"
jamz4Jesus

"Why you little whipper snapper come back here with my pocketbook!!!" Take this will you!
jeffstooge

Go ahead lower my social security benefits. Make my day.
eldergod0515

Here kitty, kitty, kitty…
Tom

Grandma won't be run over by a reindeer this year!
erik mason

grandma's not getting run over by any reindeer ever again!
Mike

That's how you thread the needle!
brian church

When your eyesight goes….just put more rounds down range!!
CsJ

Granny's Got a Gun (sung like Aerosmith's – Janie's got a gun)
Pak

I told ya….stay away from my cats!
Jim C

Go ahead make my day
Nosfer6

Ain't Nobody gonna cut my husband's beard!!!
Bloodaxe

Try fifty shades of LEAD!
Bloodaxe

Does it come with a grenade launcher?
Kyle

Class 3 Francine wants it mounted to her wheel chair.
michael castaneda

Look out granny didn't take her meds!!!
HowiAR15

Latest merit badge."helping a little old lady hold her hat while she demonstrates a constitutional right".
dustin

How do you like my AARP gift?
ZackEatsBacon

The best selling product for any geriatric jihad.
Dennis

Damn it sonny … where's the full auto selector?
laramy

Don't you dare tread on my Social Security check
Goofy tim…

come on suckers !!!!
Goofy tim…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXgVlRmziwQ go granny go !!!
msiple

Who's old now!
DavidDrums

Ok granny. I'm with the ATF. Are you sure you use this for hunting???
BI Fleming

Q – Granny, you own a machine gun, who are you afraid of?
A – No one, sonny
John Heaston

So you say your name is "Diane Finestine" huh… and your here to protect me… from the bad guys huh… let me tell you a little something sister !!
Tanstaafl2

You're right, sonny – this IS the most fun you can have with your clothes on!
Tanstaafl2

Little did Bob know that Granny "Hanna" had once been Hans on Omaha Beach.
Tanstaafl2

"Whooieee! I ain't had this much fun since the boys got back from Gettysburg!"
Tanstaafl2

Grandma did just fine once she stopped looking for the hand crank.
Tanstaafl2

With the right equipment, even Granny's ready for the coming Zombie Apocalypse.
Tanstaafl2

"This sure does beat the Hell out of baking cookies!"
Tanstaafl2

"I'm spending my kids' inheritance!"
Charles Roberts

Under the B—7.62!
Treese

That'll teach 'em to call me GRANNY Oakley!
Josh R. Oftedahl

I told you to GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!
Stan

Forget my grandson. I'm buying this for myself!
connor

You wish your grandma was this cool
- oldobxguy
  
  Nannies, got her CCW and is ready, willing and able to protect herself and loved-ones when it hits the fan and even before that if necessary.
Tom Carr

Grandma Deuce
mark

Sonny, I'm not gonna be able to get a good sight alinement if you don't stop dry humping my shoulder.
Patton8821

"It's the little ol' lady from Pasadena………….. Go Granny, Go Granny, Go Granny, GO"
RodFournier

You move your leg any closer sonny, and you will be missing your weapon of mass destruction!
David Rhodes

Just let those tricker treaters come a litle closer…
Mike K. YYC

Yee-Haa! This gives me more goose pimples than B.O.B. !!!
mjbryan85

bingo night just got real
Arvin

SWEET!!!!
chasbmy

Who needs Jed to hunt for vittles?!?!?
Todd

The sign says "10 items or less" li'l missy.
rsweet47

Lookout, Granny got her gun!
Hoontow

Get your hand off my prosthetic breast before I turn this gun around you pervert
Brody

Move sonny, let Grandma show you how we did it in my day!
michael

Kicks a little more than the Browning M1917 that I shot, in the great War…
laramy

this sure beats mall walking
Richard Evans

Even a belt fed, fully automatic machine gun, in the hands of good citizens, will be far safer than any weapon, even a club, in the hands of a criminal.
laramy

Another recruit for the Q-Tip Brigade
gulfcoastman

Sorry Steve. just another 300 rounds, I gotta pull them darn cookies outta the oven.
gulfcoastman

"…I told you…elves or not, you dont steal grandma's cookie recipes and live to tell about it…
now there's about 7 of 'em so this should do, i'll take it"!
John

This will stop those kids from asking for money!
MKnight79

Feels like a sewing machine on steroids!
http://twitter.com/StuartBenSmith @StuartBenSmith

Dont care what you say your name is ?
O'Bam, O'Ham, O'no
You ain't my President !
bob

Get your ass outta my outhouse or I will add some light to the door.
bob

Go ahead, ask me to pull your finger again.
mark hans

No more pms just pmk
oggy99

Last time that cat pees on granny's roses
harley

YOU'RE GONNA DO WHAT?
Brad

PULL!
joe d

Get Some Granny is OK on the PK!
Mike K. YYC

Mmmm. It feels like if I play my cards right, I'm going to get me some tonight!
carmela

You wanna meet Jesus today !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Denny

This is the last time I am going to show you!! Don't ask me again, Sonny!!
Mhendrix

Is that Laura Olsen all grown up?
Shane

Don't let the sun-dress fool you. Granny's an Israeli Assassin!
Darren

Look out, Grandmas cooking
gulfcoastman

Graaaaanny'ssss got a guuuuun….
gulfcoastman

Ward, Wally and Beav, go to the basement, mommy's got these zombies under control.
http://twitter.com/AutumnNColorado @AutumnNColorado

Don't let my blue hair fool you, I'm one tough granny!
TSchiller

Oh How I Love Machine Gun Bingo!!
Tommy

This will teach those young punks a lesson about cutting through my rose garden.
jsaunders

Hold onto my hat sonny, I'm bout to let her rip!
TSchiller

Oh I Just Love Machine Gun Bingo!!
diab4life

My husband thinks I am at the Thursday afternoon Gin Rummy game with the ladies.
diab4life

I haven't had this much fun since my wedding night.
diab4life

This was not what I had in mind when you said I could handle your 7.62, but I will take this as well.
John

Ever since we saw old Miss Donald at the range, playing on her front yard was never the same again.
unclewilly

Yes ma'am Miss Daisy. We's goin' to the Piggly Wiggly right now!
Bob J.

This grandma's not gettin' run over by a reindeer!
Rusty

STAND BACK SONNY!
http://twitter.com/CGRX_WC @CGRX_WC

My .50 in 'Nam had a sweeter trigger pull…
drlsgtsdaughter

"Move o'er sonny. Let granny show you how it's really done!"
Stephen Malm

The rules for "Best apple pie in the county" went out the window after "The Incident".
Stephen Malm

The Widowmaker and her tools of the trade.
Stack

Grandma this is alot better than a Chiropractor
john

You can run but your just gonna die tired!
gtashmore

Sonny, this is how we did it in the BIG WAR!
Dakota

Bingo night is mine!!!
Kryptonographer

FREEZE Gopher!!!!
Kryptonographer

Headspace!
drifter

Out of my way….Sunday driver!
Michael Havelin

I told you kids to stay OUT of my yard!
Minnesota Mike

Granny got her gun!
BJD

Yes I have my Papers. I've had this gun since you were in dypers…
BJD

This is my idea of gun controle.
BJD

It's my gun and you can't have it.
BJD

Granny Smith fighting for freedom since 1945.
BJD

Euthinasia, I don't think so.
BJD

You aren't taking this Grandma's guns.
BJD

You will not take my grandkid's freedoms! Not on my watch.
BJD

I've enjoyed freedom for 92 years I'll be darned if I'll let you destroy it after 4.
Rock

Keep your handouts I'm keeping my guns!
AndyCame

Let me show you how we did things in my day.
USAForever

Just Try and take my Freedom.
BTRD

AARP for a safe and free society.
Scrip

Dang it Sylvester, I said Leave Tweety alone.
Frank Kovacs

Helping you feel young, one round at a time… brought to you by the 2nd Amendment.
Frank Kovacs

Thanks to firearms… Our families get a little closer together, criminals stay a little farther away, our youths act a liitle older, and our seniors feel a little younger.
Frank Kovacs

"Enough Mother, Its been four hours already!"
Frank Kovacs

"What do you mean 'be careful' Sonny? This is one of my small ones."
Frank Kovacs

When the Eastwoods, Reagans, or Hestons invite you over… go!
Frank Kovacs

The way we see it – the higher the age, the higher the caliber.
Frank Kovacs

Forget Bingo!
Frank Kovacs

In Texas, the activities at the Retirement Home are a bit different.
oldobxguy

Grannie, My friends and I would be honored to have you by our side anytime. It's obvious she knows the way to a mans heart so you guys better treat her right.
RobinT

Show me again, Grandpa sleeps too sound.
Satriani_is_God

This beats the hell out of nursing home bingo!
TrueTone911

I'm sorry sonny boy, but it's still tracking a little high and to the left. Thanks Grandma! You're the best!
Mike

Injoying the ride
Mercury

Let me show you how your father defends the Second Amendment!
Logan

If you watch closely, this is how we fought the Second Great War.
Roger H.

Bad ol' pooty kat!
ChipChippersen

Where's the beef? I've got it right here!
David R

Training for the zombie apocalypse or for pie thieves? whats the difference.
Taylor

Me: What you so scared of grandma?
Grandma: Absolutly frigin nothing!
EVZombie

We used to do this for eight miles, uphill, in the snow back in my day.
Mike K. YYC

In days of old, when women were bold and ammo was a plenty, they said take this gun and have some fun, and don't come back till it's empty!
deadfoldmike

Usually I would use a switch on those liberals but this time I think they need the belt!
Terry

5 Rounds burst GRANNY 5 Rounds atta time. YOUR SMOKIN. tandpwin@aol.com..
Bryce Conard

THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY AN TAKE MY COOKIE RECIPE!
slama

So, you don’t think a mousetrap is a better idea ?
Guest

“I’m tellin’ yah those groundhogs explode better than the Forth of July.”
http://www.facebook.com/andrew.hobby Andrew Hobby

After a rousing game of bridge and finger sandwiches, Grandma practices the refined manner in which a Lady should shoot one’s machine gun.
Eddie Cruz

” Jimmy, go get my camo blouse honey.”
Larry Davis

Mess with MY Medicare and Social Security, will you?
patrick

come on grams,you gotta get your shoulder into it!